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Chapter 24 Catwoman
🕑 Added 2025-10-12 14:11:23 +0000 UTCIf only I had "Spider-Silk" Cindy's level of spider-induction, then I could find anyone I wanted… Connors saw the news about "Catwoman" and had no other choice for the time being. He wanted to eat her melon, but he couldn't find her. This kind of melon, which he didn't know how many hands had passed through on TV or in the news, was something he now looked down on. To eat a melon, he had to eat it hot, so that the reward could be considerable.
The taxi continued to move forward. The driver tried to chat with Connors several times, especially after the vehicle gradually drove out of Gotham City. He finally couldn't help but speak.
"Hey, brother, you're going to Gotham Forest?"
Connors wondered, "Don't tell me you're going to ask for more money now, buddy?" His destination was Gotham Forest. This was informed as soon as he got on the bus, and the fare was also calculated by the taxi skipping the meter. If he said this now, he hadn't encountered a black car, right?
"That…" The driver smiled embarrassedly. "You may not know, but there is a man-eating monster in Gotham Forest. It may not be safe for you to go like this, empty-handed."
"Oh." Connors nodded indifferently. With "the Green of All Things" in his possession, he was not afraid of the Poison Ivy that others were afraid of.
"…Yes, I have a shotgun in my car, and if you don't mind, I can sell it to you, so that you can also have a handy guy in the forest," the driver finally stated his purpose.
"How much?" Connors said, pulling out his wallet.
Taxi drivers had always worked hard, especially in places like Gotham City. Maybe one day they would be driven on the road and be sent away by a certain villain with his car. He wouldn't mind helping a driver with this kind of reselling of arms with the help of opportunities away from the city.
"Only five hundred dollars."
The price sounded reasonable, and Connors was ready to pay for it.
"But, buddy, the bullets are three thousand a round." The driver, so poor that his true nature was revealed, pointed a pistol at Connors in the back seat. The meaning was clear: either pay honestly to admit defeat or get a free bullet.
Connors stopped taking the money out of his hand. He glanced at the driver through the rearview mirror, and after confirming his appearance again and again, asked, "Do you think I look like a big shot?"
The driver raised the pistol in his hand, and with the other hand, he could handle both the steering wheel and the gear shift. It seemed that this kind of thing had been done a lot.
The next second, the driver was thrown out of the moving car window.
"Shit!" he subconsciously cursed, then hurriedly got up and quickly aimed his gun at the gradually moving taxi, only to find that the pistol's safety had been shut down at some point. He hurriedly went to open the safety and his pants dropped down. When he looked down, he saw that his belt had been taken away.
By the time he looked up again to aim, the taxi was out of range.
Connors stood on the edge of the Gotham Forest. With one more step forward, he would be well within its confines. However, he did not enter hastily. There was no way in, and he was afraid that he would get lost and not be able to get out.
"The Green of All Things" moved with his heart. The plants around him grew wildly until they had formed a soft and comfortable recliner. Connors sat on it.
This sitting lasted for a day. During this time, Connors tried standing on the top of a tree, but he still could not see any trace of Poison Ivy's possible existence, and no other creatures other than small animals came to him. This made Connors unable to help but wonder if he had misunderstood. Was the Poison Ivy of this world not in the Gotham Forest?
He waited until it got dark, then Connors slapped his butt and drove away in the taxi. A day had been wasted and nothing was gained. In the evening, he had to take a walk in Gotham to see if it was possible to meet Catwoman. Otherwise, he wouldn't even be able to get the melon reward today.
He parked outside Gotham City and, after finding out the location of "Joseph's jewelry store," Connors walked there in a hurry. Being able to be stolen five times in a row by Catwoman, the shop was really unlucky. Maybe there would be a sixth time. He was ready to try his luck.
When he stopped a taxi again and got on it, the Poison Ivy in Gotham Forest finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Blegh! Ivy, what is this? It's so disgusting," Harley Quinn rose naked from a bathtub. The tub was filled with a light purple, sticky liquid that had a nauseating smell.
"Poison Ivy" Ivy also stood up from the other end of the bathtub, also naked. "This is a necessary measure to keep you with me. My name as Poison Ivy is not in vain. All those who spend a long time with me without taking preventive measures will be poisoned."
"Moreover, Harley, as my only friend, these formulas specially configured for you can change your immune system and improve your tolerance to toxins. Also improved are your natural agility and strength."
"Ugh—" Harley reached out and wiped the purple mucus stained on her body. She leaned in front of her nose and smelled it, but she couldn't help but want to spit it out. But soon, she found that Ivy, who was standing on the other side of the same bathtub, was more distressed at this point than she was.
"Poison Ivy" Ivy's legs were tightly closed, her skin had turned pink, and her body trembled uncontrollably. This was a look she had never had before.
"Ivy, what's wrong with you?" Harley jumped out of the bathtub, not caring how agile she was at this point, unlike before, and hurried over.
"…" Poison Ivy didn't speak.
She had discovered Connors when he appeared outside Gotham Forest, but by then she was soaking in a bathtub with Harley to improve her physical fitness. This process could not be interrupted. But Connors had sat outside for a day, and "Poison Ivy" had also suffered for a day. The hormones in her body seemed to be disordered. The concrete expression was that she was naturally coming on to herself.
Fortunately, the formula configured for Harley did not smell very good, and it managed to cover up the smell emanating from her body, otherwise Ivy couldn't speak for herself. Although she was physically very uncomfortable, Ivy also finally knew the source of her discomfort, which was clearly Connors himself. She made up her mind: after Harley Quinn left, she would go to Connors herself to see what was going on.
"Ivy, I'm going to find my Red… no, I'm going to make a fuss in Gotham!" Harley Quinn stood next to the bathtub, washing away the formula mucus remaining on her body with cold water, revealing whiter, tenderer, but tougher skin underneath, she said to Ivy.
Joseph's Jewelry Store.
"Catwoman" Selina Kyle glanced around in disappointment. After being stolen from five times in a row, the jewelry store had finally stopped putting any new items on the shelves. The jewelry in the store now was just ordinary stuff.
Skillfully leaping, she left with the help of a ventilation duct, intending to return some time later. However, she jumped out of the ventilation duct and instead of landing securely on the roof, she landed in a warm embrace.
"…"
Connors looked at the beautiful woman in his arms in shock. He had just looked inside the ventilation duct with his head, why did she jump directly into his arms? This jump wasn't at the right angle, was it?
As he had expected, the thief who frequently stole from the jewelry store was none other than Catwoman. Her waist was clenched, and the softness wrapped in a black catsuit was even more impressive than that of Shayna, Cindy, and the others.
"Catwoman" Selina Kyle was also startled and subconsciously used her martial arts to try and bring Connors down. She arched from her waist, and a pair of thighs clipped Connors's head with great agility. Then, with the help of all her strength, she should have been able to unbalance Connors's center of gravity and throw him to the ground.
However, the extreme qualities of the human body left Connors's center of gravity unmoved. He remained firmly in place, only to be stunned again by the position they were now in.
What does this mean? Is this an invitation?
