GrimLewd #7: Monster Cook
🕑 Added 2023-06-29 12:41:24 +0000 UTCMeet Hissa! A lady that came from far away to start a new life in the Imperial Colonies. Didn't go exactly as planned, but hey! That's life!
People of the colonies don't care how you look like if your cooking is good! And her;s is suspiciously good!
Lore tidbits:
[Monster Cook]: A magical version of the [cook] class that allows for extracting magical energy from monster parts and infusing them into the food and yourself. Allows for making almost any monster parts edible. As well as some limited magical ability as long as you're in a kitchen.
At higher levels allows for cooking of food that corrupts people in a more controlled manner.
[Frisky widow]: A secret evolution of [wife] class. Greatly increases sexual stamina and health. Offers a wide variety of skills to do with sex, running a household/business and taking care of people. Levels up by having secret relations with younger partners.
[Cannibal]: A class allowing for gaining permanent buffs and experience multipliers for other classes from eating humans.
Don't know what this is about? Check out the GrimLewd setting overview post
Comments
Patrik Hjorth
The title reminds me of the two ogre cooks in "Legend", the old 80's movie with Tim Curry and Mia Sara. This one is a lot more pleasant to look at, but is she good with a two-handed meat cleaver?
Travis Terry
I did too lol
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Daxxon Ford
*squints* COOK!, oh okay I thought it said something else
Matteo Manino
This is going better and better
Chrissy
I read cook as cock as well at first. Wishful thinking on my part I think.
pj wolf
So are each of these classes their own levelling path? One could be level 30 in something, and 30 in something else?
ZeroV60
Hissa looks like a big, beefy chef!
Alex Z
She could eat me and I'd say "thank you"
Stephen Wells
A Tier 22 Monster Cock is something else entirely :)
Robert D.
My brain read that as “monster cock” lol. Wasn’t till I read your synopses at the bottom till I saw it was “cook”.
TPRJones
Oh for sure, there's pretty strong implications here that her [Cannibal] class has the [Black Widow] aspect.
Stephen Wells
Without the horns, she'd be Mrs. Lovett (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweeney_Todd:_The_Demon_Barber_of_Fleet_Street)
Bert
Frisky Widow and Cannibal are a wonderfully f*cked up combination. Hardcore praying mantis vibes.
Stephen Wells
That's not [Poison], that's [Seasoning] :)
Stephen Wells
It took me a little while to understand that she has Tier 22 in *cooking monsters* not Tier 22 in *being a monster who can cook* :) :)
Stephen Wells
I knew as soon as I read her class tiers that 95% of us "would" :)
Jiggly
This reminds me of the last D&D character I played, a Beast Barbarian that ritualistically ate parts of his enemies in a sort of religious manner to get their strength. Really cool. Seems like if she put her mind to it, becoming a [Poisoner] is only a short hop and skip away...
The characters you are 'cooking up'😅 for your next big webcomic? Btw great piece you got here👍
Caelin
Oh, I like her lots
Liam Borja
God daymn that chest. Also I love that I'm so dirty minded that instead of cook I immediately read cock and I was like. boy howdy let's see!
Shawn K. Younkin
I'm scaroused!!
Duncan Holst
How young we talking? 30 young enough?
JohnR
Also, Frisky Widow as a class? Ha! 'Widow' is necessarily a prerequisite.
JohnR
Hey, good lookin'! Whatcha got cookin'?
James Churchill
Sounds like her late husband was good for one thing, at least.
Coffee Sunshine
I mean. I'm not ashamed to say I'd risk it for her.
Tiberius
This gets better and better with every new post. I'm keen as hell to see what else you come up with.