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Steve Reads – Episode 3: Cat Harnesses and Other Things
🕑 Added 2021-06-14 16:00:03 +0000 UTCSteve reads the instruction manual that came with his cat’s new harness and tells some stories about his furbabies.
STEVE READS is a Patreon-exclusive series from DeepNerd Media. People have said for over a year now that they’d listen to Steve Shell, narrator of Old Gods of Appalachia, read the phonebook, cereal boxes, or whatever other mundane text he could lay hands on. Welp. Here you go, Family.
Behold, a slightly outdated graphic from Steve's old "Welcome to Mr. Shell's Class" slide show introducing our cat children.
Comments
TheGoodGreek
I wonder if this product is made in the US. Mostly because the gendered language for the cat might just be a mistraslation. Like, for example, in Greek and Russian the default gender for cat is female (there are of course words for male and neutral for cats, but the default is female). And even I, an actual translator, slip up sometimes and call the sun a "he" and the sea a "she" and so on and so forth 😌. Just a fun fact for you I guess.
Miss.Katonic
I wish I could take my cats for walks! Too dangerous in the city. But this is great! Thank you Steve. "She who cries for ham". Omg, dying 🤣
Kyle McKenna
This is awesome. I love it.
Cydney Trapp
This is the Steve Reads I listen to the most because listening to people talk about their pets is the most calming thing. I would pay $100 for a full length asmr recording of Steve just talking about his cats for an hour.
Please share more stories of your ladies!
Jay Eilers
Love all stuff cat related. Thank you for sharing.
I personally vote for an ongoing saga of Steve’s cats! 🙌🏻😂
The calling cats she/her is weirdly common. Pretty sure the employee manual at the cat hospital I worked at used she/her. It doesn't make sense... Loved the episode. 😸
Noelle Pettit
Why oh why does this sound like an extended cat-centric "Naming of Parts". The girth strap and D-ring sections and 'which you cannot see' was KILLING ME.
Steve when did you get the feline formerly known as Maryland? I adopted my Jersey from Brother Wolf in 2014 and kept his name but have never understood why one would name a cat that 😅
Thank you for this
