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🕑 Added 2017-02-20 07:20:51 +0000 UTC It's 7am.I haven't been to bed yet.
Shrek 4 came on the TV. I haven't seen it. I watched it.
Then I realised I haven't seen Shrek 3. So I watched it.
Then I realised I haven't seen Shrek 2. So I watched it.
Then I realised the Shrek films aren't very good.
I should have realised that 270 minuites ago.
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Procrastination takes you to wierd places.
- Dan
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Matthew
Yeah the third one is a masterpiece in terrible. Although I've not seen the spin off Puss In Boots but I'm going to guess no good
Ewan Spence
minuite: Noun A small eskimo
This made me chuckle this morning, thank you lol
Sitting in my games room with my mate priming miniatures in the background with his airbrush . I see the "patrons only" notification on your Twitter Dan, click on it, get here, read this and turn to him and say "This, this is what I pay my 1 pound a month for." XD
Christopher Smith
... Nerd Cubed Plays Theme Hospital!!!!
Daniel Marshall
They forgot the golden rule. To make a film better you just put a shrek in it (or failing that, Tim from The Office). Too many shreks ruin the shrek to good movie ratio, same goes for too many Tim's from The Office. #RHLSTP (rhlstp)
Tail Of Truth
Sounds like now would be a great time to upload some stuff, I'm sure you wouldn't regret anything later.
Katherine Wild
You never realized that perhaps you should be watching them in the correct order? The first is actually pure gold - makes fun of Disney SO MUCH and is just generally wonderful. Shrek 2 needs some context, like, you know, Shrek. But I wouldn't bother watching them past the second.
Tyler Rand
Seems like an interesting night...
I literally keep physical copies of the entire scripts for Shrek 1,2,3&4 and of course the bee movie as well
Shrek 1 was great, Shrek 2 tried to hard with cultural references. Shrek 3 was kids film dog crap. Everything after was Kids film dog crap on fire.
If you watch them backwards its a long ass story about an ogre eventually morphing his wife into a human, sticking her a tower with a dragon and eventually returning to his own swamp to take a crap
It ain't the sharpest wit in the world
Jacob Banerjee
How dare you say Shrek isn't good. 3 and 4 maybe not but 1 and 2 are pure gold
Stan Collins
My God, you madman! You watched all the Shrek films... BACKWARDS! That is the real definition of insanity.
Chris Graden (DinoDoesStuff)
Somebody once told me the Shrek movies weren't that funny
No no, you just have to watch them in the correct order, not backwards! Watch 1,2,3,4 again :P
leigh hammersley
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!, I will admit that Shrek 3 was awful, 4 was not that good either but 1 was alright and Shrek 2 was and still is fantastic and I would say Dreamworks best film and one of the best animated films along with ratatouille
HaphazardPanda
How dare you offend Lord Shrek!
ChevronTango
Shrek 1 is pretty good still.
Laughed way harder than I probably should have :P
Shrek forever after
Nicholas Kmet
I'm so, so sorry.
The films are aweful
There's a shrek 4?
PixelsInSpace
Dan how many flying regans can u see if u see more than 3 go to bed
Austin Spencer
Are you okay Dan?
Stephen Staver
You poor thing,.
Kazamunie Winsto
When you procrastinate so hard you forget to sleep xD
Agro
It's 7am, the school break is over and I woke up an hour ago after going to sleep 2 hours ago.
Better than being in work, well i got your videos on my second screen thou.
Dan is love, Dan is life
I liked Shrek 1 .....
Gabe Gossack
Procrastination is why we're all here amirite?
EthanASC
I just watched love actually, based on your recommendation, the Martian and the Martian again... so yeah
There not the best films
I also watched that showing of shrek4
Jackie
It's 1;30 am. I just finished a paper. I have a final at 8am. Not procrastinating takes you wiered places. Keep going. Your videos keep me sane!
Emily Ridding
This is why I love you. When I see you at coxcon I'll ask you about shrek. X
I'm paying to see this, and it's worth it
Serenity
This is the kind of shit I sign up for 😂
Somebody once told me procrastination's gonna roll me
Aidan Kenny
Hey Dan...what about the Holiday Specials?
If you like to procrastinate, then can we have Hello Procrastinators back?
Procrastination took me to your channel dan
😂