Nerd³ watches strong pornography in VR
🕑 Added 2017-09-30 20:00:31 +0000 UTC A few spoilers in here so give the video a watch first!Not much to say about today's video. A stupid idea pumped full of English awkwardness. For a while this video contained little pictures and animations to show what was, for lack of a better phrase, going down. They were ditched after a while because, quite simply, it was funnier without them.
Editing highlights here include that tiny "whoosh" to give my bemused face a bit more of a comedic punch, and the different, hand crafted soundscapes for each video. They set each scene quite nicely I think. The monetisation symbol for a censor beep is my favourite joke of the whole episode.
That final disgusting joke was originally 3 disgusting jokes but I cut two of them. You can still see "evidence" of them during the video though. Ew.
Oh, and in case it's the subject of debate, yes, I was actually watching VR Porn and yes, it terrifies me. Truely.
I'm off to delete like a thousand viruses from my PC.
- Dan
PS. Next week, I play Destiny 2 in my favourite video I've ever made. See you then.
Comments
play a vr game with spiders.
Same :P
This is some good quality content. Your satire is honestly delicious.
Please post an uncensored version... I just purchased a Patreon subscription solely in the hopes you had one up here...
That was great. I had trouble understanding Rebecca, maybe get her a mic if she's going to talk on a video.
Craig (CraigUntlNytTym) Penfold
I am probably the only one hear who likes destiny so I am definitely looking forward to next week's video even though it will probably rip the shit out of one of the games I call home
Josh Yates-Walker
Great video. I really dug the censorship/monetisation commentary and I noticed that you were not actually beeping out all the swears. I was hoping that you would push it a bit more harder, more overt. Simulating some kind of automated censorship machine, going on the blink. Censoring every other word.
Could we please please get a non censored version for us Patreon supporters (maybe a different site or unlisted). I will make a cup of tea in your honor, and as an American, this is not usual. We have become the backbone of your support and source of income and would greatly appreciate exclusives such as this for our loyalty.
That vid was epic Dan. You need to do more sh.. like that :D
Mike Jones
Yeah was good. (y)
Snizzbut
Amazing video, but Rebecca deserves some credit, out of the 3 times I laughed out loud 2 of those were Rebecca's jokes!
PointyHairedJedi
If I had one criticism, it's that you could have been even more ruthless with the editing, but otherwise, that was a damn funny video.
Jacob Hardy
Some bits of this video had me in stitches Dan you are a genius.
PurpleManners
I cannot figure out what this supposed "evidence" is :I
Can we have an uncensored version?
Pepper Green
Like someone else said here, it's been years since I've laughed this hard at a youtube video, and the last time very well may have been one of yours from years ago. I love the new content, please keep up the good work.
Declan M Martin
We seriously need an uncensored version for Patrons
Just gotta say I've enjoyed your content a thousand percent more since you stopped caring about whether or not I enjoy your content.
I'm erect
Has to be my favorite N3 so far, lol'd the whole way through!
I am loving this new style, and im not sure if the start and end phone calls are connected or just additions to each video but I really want to decipher the meaning behind them, or im looking too into it.
Josh (destofworlds)
Absolutely amazing!
Woodchip NZ
This needs a Patreon only uncensored version!!! Awesome video again Dan. Loving the new you. It really is quality over quantity.
Joseph Hannah
He should release it to his website!
Diane Frank
Well, that's one way to shut up anyone who has ever demanded you do facecam for your VR games. Anyway, perfect choice to just have it be you reacting, I had to back the video up way too many times because I was laughing over a line.
GET OFF MY BREASTS, THEY'RE NEW!!!
Just became a Patreon person for you.... you thief! Love your stuff and thought after braving CoxCon (which was awesome btw) you deserve the cash!!
George Farren
Oh Come Ye indeed.
Micah Reid
you missed one bleep at about 4:50 btw as you lean down a bit you say fuck and it isn't bleeped
Welf Garkisch
Making a list of my personal favorites: so far every video of the new era made it :D
can you monetize this on youtube? I think it would be so funny If you could
Andyface
Genuinely fantastic video, I was kinda worried, but I should have known you’d make a great video out of it. Were you able to monetise that video? Feel like I know the answer to that seeing you can monetise silence, but never know 😂
Rachel Wolfe
Jesus.
Vincent van Breukelen
Loved the video! Had many laughs throughout it at your reactions and Rebecca's responses. Then I had even more laughs when scrolling through the comment section full of kiddies crying "clickbait" despite the title describing the video -exactly-. x)
Morgan
I read the title knowing what I was about to watch and yet was still surprised by the video well done I think.
Stan Gaskell
And I cried laughing at this video xD
Stan Gaskell
I love the direction you're going. Gonna have to warn my 9 year old brother not to watch though.
This made me lose my fucking mind laughing, but I swear to Lucifer himself, the "Come All Ye Faithful" at the credits was the fucking cherry on top of that magical video!
this is amazing!!! i love this, this is actual quality!!!
wait
Scott Burchfield
This video made me laugh so much it was great!!
I love you
Aaron Place
So....ummm....Sources?
For this just being a reaction video I still laughed my bollocks off. Beautiful. 69/10 IGN
Alex Sutherland
That's probably the most fun I've had with one of your videos for a long time. I have a chest infection at the moment and the amount of coughing I did as a direct result of laughing has either cured me or shortened my life by several years. I'm happy either way.
Rowan Mackenzie
12:00 I'm a dog? WTF???
You should release a version with the raw footage, FOR SCIENCE!.
FilthyJasmineTea
Pitch for you: Bleep more videos, but with little teresa may saying something
FilthyJasmineTea
This is amazing
Joshua Aarons
Thank God my new ones came today, otherwise this video would have been 100 times more awkward.
Joshua Aarons
I haven't had headphones for the past couple days because they broke so I had to listen to everything through my speakers.
Filip 'PhilTheDead' Kwasniewski
As always amazing work. I wasn't sure how Dan would pull this off, but that was very entertaining to watch. This is the kind of content we need on Youtube!
I need links to the video... for research ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"THATS THE BIGGEST ARSE I HAVE EVER SEEN!" Nice to see Piers Morgan made an appearance
So happy you're doing one a week, it really pays of with the extra thought and editing - loving it 😁
That song at the end :L spat my drink out all over my keyboard. Quite fitting really
Martin M
I was going to ask if we could get an unbleeped version, but something tells me it won't actually be that interesting.
Daniel Auty
That was amazing Dan, your reactions were great. Favourite bit was right at the beginning with the bush.
Possibly one of the weirdest things I've ever seen in my life, but I loved every minute of it. 6/10 IGN
will cumberland
Best part might be the comets that clearly just searched for vr porn on YouTube and found this and are super confused.
Tim Ackley
That was an interesting one, keep it up Dan.
Valthexus
I’m dying right now making me cough because of my bad cold! The video was funny seeing you react [(; ] the end joke was good and the end title screens and music always make me laugh. Ohh cum to Bethlehem! I think I might just let my subscription keep rolling on patreon you deserve the money. Ps. I hope she found her dog. It seemed like a big one.
Oh come all ye faithful... LOL
You ate toast while watching porn... I'm just glad to know my money isn't going to waste.
That. Was. Amazing.
Titusz Ban
This was quite the thing!
I can't even think I 'm laughing so hard, well that and another thing.... *ahem*
What an awkward but beautiful experience that was! Very funny video! I absolutely loved it.
Oh my God that was fantastic
Harmelodic
I have no idea why, but for some reason, I quite enjoyed this. I need to think about why. Might report back later.
Tvgold
welp, this was... interesting, fantastic to watch as well.
Xavier Allegaert
Brilliant just brilliant
This is the hardest I've laughed in ages. This kind of content is the content we need
Zoe Bateman
Holy shit just finished the video and I've got to say... I haven't laughed like that at any youtube video in actual years. Its now literally the only video in my favourites playlist on YT.
Tristan Stubbs
The carol at the end broke me. Perfect juxtaposition and pacing. Another great video Dan, keep it up!
Zach LeBlanc
Can we please get the playlist?
Simon Robinson
I am legitimately crying, this is extremely funny and a fantastic choice on your part. The choice of words and the fact we can't see anything is amazing.
Expected this to be an uncomfortable experience, but Dan was right, expect the unexpected. It's funny, clever, and incredibly witty. What a brilliant idea this video was. And oh my god, the end card. Perfect.
Yes!
Simon Robinson
Currently watching. Personally I am not a fan of Porn and I would probably be extremely uncomfortable watching it. As soon as the video came on I was wondering how you were going to pull it off (no pun intended), it was just you in the VR headset and so far it just that. The idea is fantastic and it is making it all the more fantastic and funny.
Inb4 people ask for a source list
Jacq
You should totally post an unedited version for Patreons :)
Excited for Destiny 2 and more importantly, excited about the new layout and setup of the channel, good job Dan.
How did Rebeca feel about this?!