1. Welcome to Escalator World | The PodCats

Georgina Ivey

I started listening to this at the dentist through cheap wireless earbuds. When I sat in the chair and she started drilling Matt started shouting about Dan flinging his cock out...

I don’t question the trunks thing because almost every girl wears their swimming cossy under normal clothes when going swimming!

Patrick Biggs

Dan, when you Google segaworld and look at images, it is primarily escalators.

Patrick Biggs

Y'all fucking nailed it. I was laughing the whole time

Adam Braybrook

Can we have an update on the global orange population?

Matt is collecting vaccines like they were Pokemon xD

Matthew

After rewatching the original podcats for the last 5 years, it's amazing to have a new episode!

"santa is a massive paedo" well he does see you when you're sleeping and know when you're awake

Charlotte (Char10tti3)

Just further proof that as long as it goes on good things happen, and bad things won't :P

Daniel Bennett

John is aware of the concept of vore, this is not information i needed to know

matt harris

So.... Is time just reversing now and picking up all the good things as it goes back?? The podcats returns and then a few days later Russell T Davies returns as show runner for doctor who?! PS I expect to see a mini podcast of Dan's thoughts on this news....

Keir Davies

Bread Dead Breademption was one of my favourite episodes

Jostijn Ligtvoet

Great to have the Podcats back! Spit my drink out laughing a few times.

Was fondly reminded of the Matt having a bread fetish discussion

Honestly things In my community have been extreamly shitty recently and this is one of the few things that has bought a smile to my face, please don't stop making these

From New Zealand here, I just wanna point out I'm fairly sure the escalator porn saw death trap idea would also be considered illegal here

Carlos Chicken

love the song at the start

Well Read Nomad

Everything I have ever wanted. Hey, anyone remember the wheel of fuck you? Good times.

Justin Norman

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Pete T

SEGA World at the Troc! Dan's right it was great as a 7 year old. Even the escalators seemed cool. I spent most of the first half of this year walking past the empty husk 5 days a week. It still makes me sad that all the arcade games are gone and replaced by a souvenir shop.

Adam Gaffney

I approve this reference

Mattophobia

Legitimately, yes.

I've been listening for 10 minutes and this is already the best thing of 2021

I think this is immediately my favourite podcast. I'm dying.

Aptitudor

This was fantastic! Glad I was wearing a mask or the people on the bus would have been wondering what the hell I was smiling at.

Quentin

Fucking hell... Now I want to see a artist rendering of Escalator World designed by Let's Game It Out

D Martin

Has anyone got any context for that T-Pain bit? Did he contact them like "hey, big fan"??

lizlovesyou

HOLY SHIT YES

D Martin

I don't think I've actually laughed till my sides hurt before but the £69 got me

So glad this is back!

lin sanderson

well this was a trip

So are these going to be monthly in the same way that the Patreon Podcast is weekly?

Charlie (SexyPalpatine) Keirl

I have shit myself

Brysointer

Love that this is back.

EpicCrowd101

That was a bit fetish, a bit fabulous and a bit fucked up. I am so glad this is back

This does put a smile on my face

Mireaze

What did y'all have to edit out? Did mat do a racism?

Nerd13

PODCATS!!!!!!!!

Phil

Fucking love this. As much as it'd be great more often, I think they'd all kill each other if that was the case Also; I really want to know what was edited out at the end 😂

Spookyboob

I'm pissing myself laughing this is the greatest thing ever

Nathan (Mxter_Chestnut)

yeah it goes public here https://anchor.fm/podcatsfuture and apple podcasts is under "where to listen"

Charlotte (Char10tti3)

18 mins in and everything is right with the world again. I am wondering how many nerdcubed subs have had kids since the last episode was out, poor Wilderness Years babs 😋

Nathan (Mxter_Chestnut)

you can find it here https://www.patreon.com/nerdcubed/membership

Helen Roberts

God that bugs life show... Hopper in 3D was terrifying to 8 year old me.

Nathan (Mxter_Chestnut)

I think Dan said it'll still continue aswell as this

William Sharples

god this is everything I wanted and more

James Clegg

The podcats is my absolute favourite stuff you guys have ever made. Thank you for bringing it back

Andrew Bassett

God I've missed this

munibe

I love this. Bicker for our entertainment :p

Matthew Doney

This... is wonderful. I've missed this.

Cameron Bennett

This has been an utter clusterfuck. I've loved every second

I recently became a patron and this is so funny.

Zoe Bateman

it feels that somehow Jon is the most chaotic, but that might be because I'm used to Dan and Matt and he's a new "challenger"

Leon Allen

is the patreon podcast continuing or is this replacing it, I don't mind either I was only wondering :)

David Portch

Trying to download this via mobile data at work for my trip home. it is going so slowly i might as well stream it, does anyone know the file size for the MP3?

AtticSalt

Q for Matt, once this goes public on Youtube will this also go up on iTunes?

Joshua Jacobson

I’ve been waiting for this for years, hopefully there’s lots of hitman news to torture Dan every week!

Ryan Brooks

This was so worth the wait

Kyle Stephens

Will a RSS link be provided for this series just like the Patreon Podcast?

Jake Atterby

Is that the music from the Lego Designer videos? :P

Wayne Chan

Oh my god it's back!

AtticSalt

I saw on twitter Dan Bull offered to do the theme tune, very excited too see how that turns out

DrunkUkrainian

Oh yes I've missed this

Mattronomicon

You're as beautiful as the day I lost you.

Ties van Asseldonk

Yes yes yes

Arcade Cat

Oh my god it’s been nearly… oh god five years?? The last one was December 2016?? Time sure has happened, huh?

Ethan Pender

I cannot wait to listen to this on my way to university

Pat Lee Nichols

I have been trying for years to fill a podcats shaped hole in my life. Now I can.

Cameron Bennett

I have never been more excited!! Listening now while playing Yes, Your Grace

Mr_Ozzy71

Im so excited!

Oh this is going to be amazing.

James Macleod

I'll be listening to this on a train tomorrow, I'm very excited!

Jack Jones

literally re subscribed to the patreon for this

KingsWit

Am very excited to listen to this tomorrow