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Vote on the April scripted NSFW exclusive audio!

🕑 Added 2023-04-03 17:03:29 +0000 UTC

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Emilily

That would be very interesting to see since it would be a snapshot of what subscriber results are currently.

Ella

I’d be really curious to see how subscribers compare. I imagine we’d get pretty similar results in a number of categories (since there’s a certain reason we’re here), but I’d be interested in knowing exactly what similarities and differences exist here.

MrsSnugglePuss

Haha then you'd have to do that in our busier tourist properties which I just filled when they needed after I was able to work myself to a quieter gig in the company. That's a full bar, I could make you anything you want. But also lol drunk weekend shenanigans there was something. One particular convention brings in wild ass stuff. Once I had three 21 year olds try to get me to come to their hotel with them and I spent the next hour roasting them about why they are unfuckable. 🤣 I will never be that funny again in my life. That was the one day my brain was firing right and was hitting them with the quickness.

Ella

MY PEOPLE

Ella

My only worry about the “falconer” part of the falcon audio is hearing falcons make falcon sounds. 😂 Falcons are annoying as fuuuuucccckkkk. I do have a soft spot for them since my city has a nest that gets live streamed every year, though, so my soul is torn. Torn right in two.

Emilily

Also, yes please! The bdsm test as the moans sfw audio would be so much fun. I'm curious as to how you'd approach the test. It was interesting to compare my results when I stuck to extremes (yes or no) vs when I to chose answers throughout the scale.

Ella

My soul sister

Ella

WE MUST BAND TOGETHER AND FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTEOUS CAUSE

Ella

I would 100% get a table with other commenters so you can give us whiskey and we can observe the mayhem. And I don’t even like whiskey.

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

A FANTASY THEME MONTH YES YES YES 🙌🏼

Andie

Emilily OK BUT YOURE SO RIGHT WHAT AN IDEA 😍

Emilily

Omg, yes! Perhaps there could be a fantasy poll for the 1000 patron mark or a fantasy theme month?

Emilily

I did that, thanks! Clearly there's a fan favorite so far but I do hope historical/fantasy wins one of these months.

Andie

HAHAHA sarah when will we stop LYING TO OURSELVES

MrsSnugglePuss

Lmao. Oh I got bar stories.

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

You *get* me Andie bc I literally was like “Hey, self? Just be normal for April ok? Just chill out and enjoy like a normal person.” And I just know for a fact that when August drops the first April audio I will be 100% sans chill 🤠🙃 And I’m with you on the fantasy/historical thing, I’m a sucker for character development and plot which he does so goddamn well🧎🏻‍♀️

Andie

OMG ??!?!?? HAHAHHAHA THAT WAS A WHOLE EVENINGS ENTERTAINMENT WHERE CAN I SIGN UP FOR BOX SEATS ????? 😍

MrsSnugglePuss

Haha you're so sweet. 🤣 but you also do not want this. You'll be mansplained to all day. Unless you got a bitch kink like me. I joked with my husband it's why I'm such a soft kitten at home is because I break egos all day so it's my domme outlet. My favorite bar story- Some guy wouldn't shut up, said something snarky so I repeated it back facetiously. He said "I beg your pardon?!" I said "ok go ahead then" He said " go ahead and what?" I told him , "go ahead then... and BEG.... ..for my forgiveness" and blew cigar smoke at his face and stood there smiling. That man stuttered, his eyes got big and he had major panic. Told me to have a nice day and he walked off. 🤣

Andie

i kinda miss hearing you in a fantasy context, and something about being a FALCONER is just !!! it’s giving regency august? Jane Austen august?? lady chatterly’s lover august?? far from madding crowd august??!?😍 i def think it can still be a “shy guy” situation, just very switchy at the end. 1 and 4 are understandably crowd favourites but 2 and 3 have me vibrating at the speed of sound. scenarios that lend themselves to more storytelling / context are my weakness, bec you are SO GOOD at that. and bdsm test would be fun!!! really looking forward to this months audios!

Andie

i promised myself i would be so super normal about this month’s audios like i would be sane about them a very normal amount ((🤡))

Andie

COSIGNED ON THE SEXY FOREST STROLL i need me some historical action

Andie

mrssnugglepuss holy shit you’re so cool ???? 🤯why is that the coolest job on earth now *i* wanna be a whiskey specialist and cigar tobacconist 🤩

Lambda Sitta

You can choose multiple!

Emilily

These are all great scenarios and choosing was super difficult. Shy boys hold a special place in my heart though (especially when they're open to being teased). It's just irresistibly sexy when that shyness gives way to quiet (or not so quiet) confidence.

Lambda Sitta

BDSM test results would be a great moans audio! I was going to ask if you've already planned what the 1000-patron milestone "celebration/reward" is going to be. If you haven't, you may want to consider it or make a post looking for ideas/requests. I also wanted to suggest that if one and four are neck-and-neck until the end, maybe you could incorporate elements of the runnerup into the winner. For example, if four wins, the speaker coworker could be very interested in eating the listener coworker out. (Of course, it's completely up to you, these are just suggestions!)

Katana

as a libra the multi choice option just saved me about an hour of deciding so thank you hahah and definitely yes to the bdsm result audio! was excited for that one since you mentioned it in the ama)

MrsSnugglePuss

I'll definitely give that book a look, thank you! 😊 but yeah I haven't found where it's not the dreamy guy bartender but the woman is Maybe it's selfish of me as guess what type of work do I do? 🙈😝😂 I'm a whiskey specialist and cigar tobacconist so I've spent my years being everyone's boyfriends and husband's underpaid therapist.🤣 and also I feel now I gotta put a disclaimer that I do not have fantasies about my customers 🤣🤣🤣 they're mostly old men who tell me im doing a man's job and like to tell me their very bad hot takes on why feminism is reverse sexism. They make me feel parched, not thirsty. They give "sir that's above my pay grade to tolerate". Maybe why this fantasy is strong because the reality kinda sucks sometimes other than being mean to them is a highlight.

Ella

Of course you make multiple votes possible the one time I don’t need them. 😮‍💨 I feel like I should get extra votes to balance the scales. Just dump them all into the sexy forest stroll.

Ella

Has booktok given you A Borrowed Boyfriend by Angela Casella? A woman becomes a meme after she’s left at the altar; she lies to her sister about having a new boyfriend because everybody’s on her ass about how she’s doing; her friends refer her to a couple who spend their time meddling in this kind of shit, resulting in the bartender of the bar they own becoming the fake boyfriend. There’s a bit of background stuff since it’s part of a series, but if you’re looking for a hot bartender, he definitely qualifies.

Misa Yamamoto

Im glad the road-trip one I suggested is in this! I want to hear that one a lot but the shy friend and the road-trip one is close 🤞🏼 😬 (I guess if it doesn’t get chosen this time it’ll be for next time)

MissGoldenChaos

Oh man, these were all awesome ideas, it’s hard to pick an answer. I think the road-trip with a coworker is the winner for me, there’s something supes kinky with professional romance 🤭

threeamthots

I’m a sucker for switchy power dynamics oof 🥵

Kat

Wow...to choose here is really hard because all scenerios are so good and would be very interesting to listen to. Extremely excited which one will it be in the end...

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Dude these all sound soooo good I’ve never been so grateful for a multi vote option, so thanks for that 😅Also recently took the BDSM test myself so super interested in hearing your results and seeing ppl’s comments haha 👀 And if #4 ends up being chosen, I am on my knees begging for a one bed scenario pretty fucking please 🙏🏼

MrsSnugglePuss

Listen yall I need that bartender one to happen here because booktok ain't giving me that one right now and that's mighty rude. 😅 I do like the multi votes as I had very close 2nd choices in all the polls and hoped those get put into an idea pool than tossed. SFW audio BDSM test could be fun discussion. Haha I enjoy the comments after audios like those.

shino

it hurts my heart to know that only one out of these four amazing prompts is going to get recorded ack… im sweating hard rn


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