Post "[Moany Awards] The 1st Annual Moany Awards are here!" by "augustinthewinter" from patreon

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My favourite ones: Stranger to breed you Next door DILF 1&2 Poisoning potion

Dana (Noël 🎄❄️)

I’m late, didn’t get to vote, but I am here now! Got some time so let me live-react to this; get yourself some popcorn cuz this is a long one! 😂❤️ 1. *Best Classic Audio*: Once I heard that ex-FWB was on the list, I’m like “it’s gotta win… it’s gotta be the one” so yay! I just listened to the audio today and thought it’s incredibly well done. So congrats, jealous ex-FWB! May we hear more of you soon! 2. *Best Soft Audio*: I’m a sucker for Spanking, so I’m happy with the win! 🔥 I can just imagine you just sitting there after striking yourself and going “ffs” and continuing for the sake of the Moans 💔😂 3. *Best Switch/Sub Audio*: It was SO hard to choose between all of the nominations! Shower was my choice here to be honest but Hooray for the nerdy friend! 4. *Best Genre Audio*: Genre isn’t my thing, but all your work is appreciated 🥰 The nemesis one is the one that interested me the most so yeah I’m glad it won! It is so cool that you take people’s original scripts and reenact them!! This makes my past teenage fanfic-writing heart happy 😭❤️ MAYBE ONE DAY! 5. *Best Rough Audio*: Rough audio is my fave type of audios you produce, so all of them were on my repeat list LOL they are all just too good to choose from! So UNFAIR! If any of them won, I would’ve been happy anyway! Congrats to the BFBF valentine day present! Knowing that the neighbour one was the runner up makes my heart happy cuz that one just hit different 🔥 6. *Best Overall Audio*: first of all, the La La Land / Will Smith Slap jokes; I’m wheezing 😂😂 The Moans had to choose between 24?! Unfair! My personal faves as we go with the nominees are the Neighbour and the Gamer friend! So yay! The neighbour one WON. Something about “overhearing someone fucking” is just such a turn on, one of my fave tropes. Glad it won. Congrats! All of your scenes with the slow burn/build-up are just too well-written, even if it’s 45-minute long scenarios; absolutely enjoyable and immersive! ALSO, I joined the Patreon for the NSFW content but to be honest, I’m absolutely loving the SFW content as well! I’m definitely staying here and I hope the community here welcomes me with open arms 😍 and August, keep doing what you’re doing, you’ve got talent that is hard to see these days. I’m grateful to have come across your work; they definitely make my day, and that’s on so many different levels. I said it before and I’ll say it again, I don’t think we pay enough for the quality of work you produce!😭 and I do hope you find the liberty of recording whenever you can, if you haven’t yet. I appreciate you! I enjoyed the 1st Annual Moany Awards and I’ll definitely be here for the future ones!❤️ Take care of yourself!

kira ✨

i’m going thru the sfw chat audios slowly and i just have to say . nye voicemail also lives in my head rent free 🤝

geekinthepink

It was a fun reminder that every genre audio slaps and it's so hard to pick a fave (yeehawgust?spiderman?). I also learned that I'm a soft genre girly and am not mad about it. Happy that spank therapy won soft, it deserves it. But asking a stranger to get you pregnant is best audio in my heart from the nominee list. Also shoutout to NYE voicemail, still my most niche fave.

similanian

fair result. couldn’t decide which one is my fav coz august you are just full of creativity and surprise. anyway my personal top 5 are oral toy,slutty friend,affirmation play,too hot to touch,jealous voicemail. and also teasing your shy coworker on a work trip and reuniting with the college friend you used to tease are also BRILLIANT!!

Lila-Aresia

My favorite genre one you did was the Ghost audio. It was so urgent, but harkened back to the crush I had on Casper. 😖😅

🫧🫧🫧

oh my god YES

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

YES YANNA ❤️‍🩹🪦💔 why did everyone leave our precious high school friend cutie out in the cold like this 😔

yanna

Is HS friend the one with the reunion and F shows up in M’s bedroom? Because REAL

asdfghjkl

#1 in our hearts <3

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Fran don’t even get me stARTED on THTT BEING SNUBBED 😤 I knew it was a long shot but HS friend not winning *anything* is legitimately so sad ahaha it’s an increeeedible audio I love it so much 😭

Grace

@fran younger coworker was my vote, and I’m not in the listener demographic either haha that’s interesting!!

DivineFeminine ❄️⛄️🎄

fran I see what you mean! I was surprised HS friend and Gamer didn’t win. Phonons has a point, it’s hard to see what way people would vote and how sometimes the polls lean towards certain types of audios.

Rozelin

Omg YES! I was so happy to hear the neighbour audio won best overall! 🤩The scence-approach was such a refreshing take. I imagine feeling like this when Beyoncé finally wins AOTY 😅

Lambda Sitta

AHHHHHHHHHHH, thank you for the recipe, Ky. You're a doll

Angela

AND STRANGER??? YAAAYYYYYY 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Angela

NEVERMIND NEIGHBORRRR 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Angela

jealous roommate and neighbors DOUBLE SNUBBED 😔😔 holy shit ONE VOTE ?1?1!1?!1!

Angela

mando 😭💔 #1 in my heart (and repressed suitor <3)

Angela

the whole genre category slayed tbh

Angela

omgg yes and i wouldve loved the quarantine boy next door audio for this its so 90s high school teen movie coded

Angela

the sub category mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love this august expansion pack 🤩🥳💘

Angela

NOO TENT GUY 💔 YOU HAVE MY HEART THO

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

ALSO i used the one from the cookbook but this should be the same cupcake recipe on martha stewart's website!!! https://www.marthastewart.com/317069/pumpkin-cupcakes

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

i'm going w this one 🥰 https://imgur.com/a/RtmfOYA

Lambda Sitta

I am on hold, but the music is weird. Something about wanting a pumpkin cupcakes with cream cheese frosting recipe?

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

omg LAM. let me consult my pinterest boards. pls hold

☃️phonons🎅🏽

@fran I'm a softie too. Those two you mentioned are also some of my favs. I was also surprised at younger coworker not winning anything. Maybe it was too soft for a good portion of the listeners

fran

DivineFeminine i mentioned in the other comments but i have a soft spot for all the friends to lovers ones, and i was honestly shocked that younger coworker didn’t win anything !! i thought that one was sooo unique and interesting, and im not in the listener demographic at all but it still ended up being one of my favs !!

fran

phonons i think you’re right ! i didn’t really think much about the why but i guess that makes sense. each post certainly doesn’t have 2000 comments !!! although it is interesting that the general tastes seem to skew in one direction, or at least the rest of the votes were split enough for it to be that way. maybe im just overly sappy because i love the softer mushier audios like HS friend and too hot to touch. i think im also kinda partial to audios where the characters are already familiar or close to each other.

C

@phonons Yesssss I thought the same

☃️phonons🎅🏽

I think some of the unexpected wins might indicate that there are way more lurkers than commenters haha

archnivrs

ooo if this happens again next year i would love more specific awards like best banter, best characterisation, best sfx and stuff

☃️phonons🎅🏽

The way you said the titles of the audios as you were announcing them reminded me of the GGs for some reason lol. I could picture the transition from announcement to the different scenes haha. I just loved how into this you were. Best classic audio Ex-FWB makes sense this one won. I believe I voted for let's just vibe. I just love the dialogue at the beginning, but Ex-FWB is just so deliciously toxic Rough Not surprised BF's BF won. This is probably one the audios people mention as their favorite the most. Second only to Ex-FWB Switch This was probably the hardest category for me to vote on. Almost all my favorite audios were nominated here. Nerdy oral toy my #1!!!! 👑🏆 I was ready to riot if it didn't win something. I was expecting shy coworker to be the runner up tbh. Soft HS friend should have won! The convo before the action starts alone is some of your best dialogue and acting 😤 but I guess Spanking winning makes you hitting yourself worth it 🙄 Genre Justice for Demon and Yeehawgust! But I think you're right on why Nemesis has a lot more appeal. Still think Demon should have won 🙄 Best overall August trying to entice drama in the comments: https://imgur.com/gallery/GSMv0lp

roxyyy ‘round the 🎄

August sweeeeep 🏆🏆🏆 It’s so wholesome listening to you reflect back on your audios as your catalogue is definitely something to be proud of! Your audios really are really some of the best out there - writing, sfx, performance all of it! 💕 I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s so happy to see how much you’ve grown as a creator. Just when we thought these audios couldn’t get any better you always take them to the next level with unique and exciting scenarios accompanied with the best performance 😭 I’m still so forever grateful that you decided to start this patreon because this world would be a sadder place without all these August audios in it. Please never feel like you’re being too self indulgent with your work, it’s something to be proud of and if anything you’re definitely indulging us too tbh 🤭 Here’s to another amazing year of the the Augustverse! Can’t wait to see what else you decide to bless us with ☺️ thank you king 💖

Becca

JUSTICE FOR THE TUTOR AUDIO 👩🏻‍⚖️

Ruth Hope 🩷

Yay to shenanigans! ❤️

Lambda Sitta

Okay, but Ky, what was your outfit

sk8rgirl

do y'all remember how you voted? as i'm listening to this, i honestly don't know how i chose! especially listening to all the clips, i am stunned that i was able to choose at all!!! i think this is how i voted: 1. either tent asshole or bestie's younger brother 2. HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I VOTE IN THIS CATEGORY??? i don't think i did. tbh, spank therapy would've been my last choice. but only because the others are so good!!! y'all voted for it because of the ass play. i see you. 👀 😉 3. pretty sure i voted on dilf next door 4. i'm for sure not a genre girly but i definitely voted for mando in this category. i love me some pedro pascal so will likely vote for anything mando related. don't judge. especially because i will never listen to the wildflower audio. 🫣 i just can't get on board with the southern twang. nothing takes me out of the mood faster. don't judge me! 😇 5. this category, for sure, was the hardest for me to vote on. for sure. these are all my faves. pretty sure i voted for v day tho. did i? maybe i didn't vote. i can't remember. 6. i didn't vote for the big one. i for sure couldn't decide, and i'm usually a very decisive person. the fact that august's audios give me decision paralysis is wild. wow, i use "for sure" a fucking lot. can you tell i'm a socal girly? sheesh! i absolutely loved this format. as we're deep into awards season, this is very aptly timed. i'm not usually a fan of award shows but i do love the sag awards and watched it on netflix. i can't believe oppenheimer beat out all of those amazing films. i apologize if i spoiled it for anyone. but so happy for some of my faves that did win. did you watch it? what did you think? this was super fun to listen to, august. thanks for taking the time to develop and facilitate this fun little sfw audio for us moans. you somehow are able to even make the most self indulgent act endearing. thank you for also acknowledging this tier as bringing the proper energy to this space. i don't want to speak for everyone else so for me, personally, i respect you as a creator. i respect your boundaries. i appreciate you when you show your vulnerability. it's also nice to know you appreciate our patronage. i hope the nerves weren't too terrible during the live q & a. i've had to do some live speaking in front of hundreds of people so i know how nerve wracking it can be. the chat was a little chaotic with 400+ people but, overall, i think it was fun. if you decide to do it again, maybe it can be just the moans tier. 😜 was that a selfish ask? 🤭😇 congratulations on a year of many firsts, many accomplishments, and 2,000 very satisfied customers. you've created a fun, entertaining, safe space that i hope you also feel safe in. i said you were a doll in one of my first comments and i still think so. cheers to another year, babe! 🎉🥳👏🎊🙌🍾

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

The parts he chose to clip is one of my favorite things in this audio.

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

Hello, fellow respectful patron who also listens with their partner ❤️ I hope to see you around!

sillypiggy

Next year be need a Best Banter category. I’m certain the High School Friends Room audio would win that one. So sad it was snubbed. It’s legit my favourite comfort audio

Agatha Merry Li-ttle Christmas 🎅🏼🎄

For August: Been listening to your audios for a couple of years 🎉🎉, and just joined Patreon a month ago. Such a fan, the work is truly unparalleled🎇. I've been telling my girlfriends 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ about your audios, listened to your audios together with my partner 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 - just really spreading the gospel of August 💒lol. But also from listening to your amas and other sfw content, you strike me as a thoughtful, respectful, nice guy ☺️, which also helps me feel safe about consuming your content. I also really respect the boundaries you maintain. Thank you so much for your hard work 💪🏻, and know that it is very much appreciated ❤️ For my fellow Patrons ❤️: At first I thought I would just be quietly enjoying August's content in my little corner 🙈, and that would be that. But then I got DEEP into the comment sections, and I just do not have the words to express how much more your interactions with each other have elevated 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻my experience of what is already amazing content 🏆 - the respect, the care 🥰, the openness, and more than anything, the humour 🤣 (number of times I have thrown my head back and cackled, I swear) - all attributes that have made this even more worthwhile than I had even imagined. I'm typically a social media lurker, but reading all your comments and seeing the safe space 🏡 you've created (and August has created as well by being the kind of creator he is), has encouraged me to step out from the shadows 😎 to try to interact more with this lovely 😘community. If August can brave 400+ rabid fans 💃🏿💃🏾💃🏽💃🏼💃🏻🕺🏿🕺🏾🕺🏽🕺🏼🕺🏻live, I can post a comment or two 😤🦸🏻‍♀️💪🏼 Looking forward to diving into the shenanigans 😘

Lina

I just find it so wholesome how you reflect on your creative process, enjoy what you're doing, and take pride in what you've made. Would love more BTS fun facts too! Hearing all of the contenders run side by side just shows how great and multidimensional your voice acting is! We're so proud of you, you deserve every single one of those awards.

Lizzy 💃🏻

definitely agree, i listen to that one a lot and the dialogue cracks me up every time. yeehawgust is so snarky and salty all the way through!

hc

The one I’m thinking of is Kiarra Hillman on TikTok!

neet elite

Still to this day I will regularly listen to the spank therapy audio... There's just something about it... I'm so happy to hear it won!! <3 Thank you for doing this fun idea <3!

sillypiggy

Best one liner yes!! “All you want is to get pounded like you owe him money” i die every time 🤣🤣🤣

Sheena

This was so much fun! The excitement about presenting an award is just super adorable. I was thinking the same thing. Lovvvvve the little “scene“ from each one when listing the noms. Also, hearing all the different August’s. Like each one really sounds like a different persona The laugh at 18:13🫠🫠🫠 Not me getting nerves during the genre category. Also me during, “oh there’s no way demon doesn’t win.” Demon doesn’t win. Oh cool, the disappointment. 😭😭😭 Rogue is the best. She was always my favorite. Boyfriend’s best friend won rough. 🎉🎉🎉 I genuinely laughed at the la la land joke. Maybe I’m just an awards show nerd. Wait-the snap? Am I hallucinating? I love how much effort you put into the content that you make. It shows in every aspect and is why you’re the best of the best. ❤️

Shelby K

I am surprised Gamer Friend didn’t walk away with a win, it’s definitely one of my favorites! And shout out to the audio that introduced me to August, that I still adore and re-listen to constantly: Your Wedding Night with the Enemy Prince

Grace

I was surprised at some that won too! Not upset of course, but a lot of them were ones I didn’t vote for either lol

Violet 💜

I would love to be at the livestream but it's 2am here and I'm soo tired 😭 I have classes at uni early tomorrow so I have to go to sleep 🥲 enjoy the live without me everyone 🥲🥲🥲🥺

Rya Li

First 10 sec I literally just said "YOU'RE A DORKKKK" out loud

Grace

Omg “best one liner” YES I NEED THIS

riri

He got us with the feels 🥲

mxjxllyfish

abt to feel god in this crowdcast tonight 🫡❄️

DivineFeminine ❄️⛄️🎄

& include the Dirty Talks!

DivineFeminine ❄️⛄️🎄

Which audios are your favorite?? Most of my favorites won but I think a few were snubbed 😅

San

Wow, big shout-out to my man, August!You just swept all the awards tonight 😏 Can we all give him a standing ovation? Because he’s just it. 🏆Bravo!🏆 I can’t tell you how much fun I had listening to this. From beginning to end I had this huge smile on my face. I was hoping you’d do something like that; presenting, envelope and the audio clip after each nomination. I was so invested 😅 All kinds of reaction. I won, I lost, I was surprised. It's not like I was going to win a prize, but boy was I in it. 😂 Oh and the clip on "Stop fucking calling me D**** I was saying it at the same time as you, I was acting. Like the best performance of my life 😂🤣🤣 Thank you August for the amazing experience and joy you bring us. We love you ! 🌺 See you for the after party!

Ruth Hope 🩷

@megs THE CANAPES! YES! 🤣 I think of Fleabag whenever I see that word, so additionally yes 💯🙌

Gabbagool

I’m shocked cause I thought VDay boyfriends best friend was going to win overall! I won’t call it a snub because they are all so damn good. Petition for more awards categories: best one liner and best moment (vibrating cellphone on the 🤞🏽)

Ruth Hope 🩷

Thank you, Grace! ❤️

Ruth Hope 🩷

🫡🥂❤️

fran

honestly im utterly bewildered by the ones that won. all my favs were snubbed but they won in my heart ☹️ congrats to the winners 🥲 edit: NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR AOTY LETS GOOOOO. if that one didn’t win any awards i’d start a conspiracy that the whole thing is rigged i cant even lie‼️ but in all seriousness this was so fun and silly, its so interesting to see what people’s tastes skew towards and how they overlap (or don’t !) with my own. definitely not gritting my teeth at THTT not winning anything….

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

ky now that you're finally off work what are you going to do! 🎤 IM GOING TO THE MOANYS‼️

Ruth Hope 🩷

Ooh interesting! Hypnosis is something I've seen other VAs dabble with and I think it would legitimately be hilarious if what started out as an accidental leave-in/editing mistake (in DTA 13) wound up turning into a full blown, super uniquely sexy hypnosis audio where we all get even MORE of our snapping kink unlocked 👀🫰🔓

kenna

This this thisss!!! I need a book about them, a movie, etc etc. they are my Roman Empire

mxjxllyfish

okay so since we’re all here, shrink/hypnosis audio WHEN. think about it, Listener could be having a hard time w staying focused in the Moment. Snaps bc it might be tough to talk w a mouth full 🤭 walk with me!!!

Jada M

Yes!!! I also relisten to it a lot which was probably evident lol And just the classic line “you’ve got an ass not a pair of damn handlebars” ugh just so many great things~~

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

If he even uses “love” as a pet name I would 🫠

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

Tbh it’s young adult dystopian so not very explicitly spicy but the spice is permanently embedded in every reader’s head. It has some choice lines. @foxanna

lauren

This is also one of my favs, and it’s one that I’ll often relisten to just for the plot and characters. It’s also sneaky dirty, there’s something about the dirty talk in that one that always catches me off guard lol

mxjxllyfish

serenity

that was my fave ya series as a preteen i can’t believe i didn’t make the connection😭

Grace

Maybe I did too 🥹

Ruth Hope 🩷

With open arms we welcome them 👐👐👐

Grace

I agree! It would switch from Announcer August to the clips and I’d be like “woahhhh 😯”

Grace

@Thelnie V day is like Joey (from Friends) he practiced his “gracious loser” face and then got mad anyway 😂

megs

no bc the way i would go full ‘stop fighting and look at me! this isn’t you!’ pick me mode for spidey and invulnerable is actually crazy

mxjxllyfish

SOMETHING😫‼️

Grace

If August ever says LYHFML I’ll actually pass away, and I haven’t even read the book yet (my TBR is too long 😂)

Grace

I didn’t realize I could become Pavloved that quickly, but I found out I was definitely wrong about that. He knew what he was doing and I honestly can’t be mad about it 🤣

mxjxllyfish

While I hate to see two bad bitches fight, I wouldn’t mind getting between them TO BREAK IT UP ofc 🫡❄️

Lizzy 💃🏻

frfr

Grace

@Ruth I’m actually dying at this analysis, and you are SO RIGHT

Jada M

just to give some love to my secret favourite: the outlaw audio...i knew it wasnt gonna win lol but it was just everything i could have wanted not just because im very normal about cowboys and outlaws (blame red dead redemption 2...) but also because it's so FUN to listen to. I love how fun and also at times comedic it is and the characterization and chemistry between the characters is so AAAHHH my favourite!! i would read a whole series about wildflower and the (unfortunately named) singapore kid (he needs a better nickname!!!). they will vividly live deep in the recesses of my mind forever lol i love those characters so much what a great year!! its so exciting to see you get further along with creating audios and growing and changing as a creator, writer, voice actor~~ embrace the multihyphenate!! lmao always happy to support!! this also just reminded me that now i gotta catch up on my oscar movie watchlist...

megs

tent asshole would 100% bait jealous roommate and stop calling me daddy into a fight and then just peace the fuck out with a tray of canapes that he stole i love this vision

kenna

Omg

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

The snaps are one of us now. I welcome them. All future audio snaps — “Oh there you are! Doing good work!”

Lizzy 💃🏻

awwwwww hell yessss - 📱Ex-FWB fan club stand up - so thrilled when you announced it as the winner of the classic audio...really enjoyed the fun you had with this and the fact that you formatted it like the Oscars 😍 August, thank you so much for this. Aside from the fact that a couple of my faves won we got to celebrate EVERY ONE of your audios. congratulations again on your anniversary, I continue to be so proud and happy to support you. looking forward to more fun, exciting content this year and i'll see you at the live hang out (don't be nervous!) 😊

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'll do a green screen morph suit and figure out the rest in post 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao for real! 😔💔⚰️⚰️

guilty_ofloey

boy if he doesn't stop 😤😤

Ruth Hope 🩷

He's already killed several servers and camera men what do you mean 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

He saw our comments and took full advantage of the opportunity to classically condition. I respect it. 🔔

Ruth Hope 🩷

😂 I love that movie/book so much. I'd let August burn my hand with lye and a kiss anytime 🧼💋 (well, actually, not really, but in theory, yes lmao)

Ruth Hope 🩷

Ooooh!! Fun!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmaooo I think DILF is too responsible so he's out... I think maybe Tent Asshole would start a fight stone cold sober but somehow manage to sneak out by blaming someone else, probably Jealous Roommate. Hm... I think a friendly drinking competition would've been played by Spidey and Invulnerable who both got the night off somehow (despite Spidey being anxious to get back to work the whole time), but Invulnerable is immune to the effects of all substances, so he just gets to watch Spidey get more and more wasted, until he's swinging into a wall on his way out, laughs, angers Spidey, and then they super-brawl in the lot haha 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️

lilsaltydee

instigator fr. meanwhile he's giggling at all of the comments

lilsaltydee

🎉🎉🌹🌸💐🌺🌷🌻🥀🌼

Foxanna

@TheInie 🤣🤣 we would be on our BEST behaviour 😇 ❌🫀🤞💀

guilty_ofloey

WOOF they certainly would get in a fight

🥞cottonheadedninnysheshe🍝

Jealous roommate deserves a lifetime achievement award, or even a shoutout in the in memoriam section, something, ANYTHING. It’s the only leash adjacent AITW audio out there 😫

guilty_ofloey

OKAY BUT THE CLIP YOU CHOSE FOR STOP CALLING ME DADDY BEING THE BIT WITH THE FAKE GAGGING NOISE I CACKLED

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

@foxanna “Soo… what’s all this, how do you all know each other?” “We all listen to the same SoundCloud rapper.”

Foxanna

I have not read this and tbh it sounds like I should be outraged by this fact

megs

if this was a real awards ceremony with the speaker characters attending who do we think got too drunk and got into a fight in the parking lot afterwards? my money’s on vday best friend and halloween mask guy

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

Gamer is like man I got dressed up for nothing and heads home early to go play some more Overwatch.

guilty_ofloey

omg i had the same thought they DO sound all different !! 😖

Foxanna

Yes. Like do you have a plus 1000 invite? Are all the catering staff just 👀 😮 😳

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

Hey now he picked the sfw parts of his audios 😅😅😅 @ella

lilsaltydee

im bringing a couple jeopardy questions for the live later, hope yall are ready 🫡🫡🫡

Foxanna

🤣 sorry, this got me

Foxanna

Whoo, I remember that look - the hair, the lip. The 🦵 👌 very nice choice But Ruth, we both know it’s too damn late for that much hair and makeup 🤣

guilty_ofloey

STOP CALLING ME DADDY ROBBED FR

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

Was that snap like Tyler Durden from Fight Club sneaking in porn frames into the movie what is going on.

guilty_ofloey

im gonna lose my sanity one snap at the time

guilty_ofloey

YEA BABY this is prep for the live lets goooo 🥳🥳 im just so very happy that spank therapy won, it's one of my favorites together with stop calling me daddy, so you can imagine how torn im feeling !! but ofc i have to admit it, ex fwbs is a Classic and it deserves its respect !! (very marginal footnote: is August trying to Pavlov us with the snap?? im losing my mind) that was so silly and fun, I was so on edge rooting for my favs, and the end speech was so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Enemy Prince stands up and unsheathes his sword like “who must I defeat to acquire this Moany!? 😤”

Lambda Sitta

ELLA 🤣🤣🤣

Ella

Hi it’s me I’m the twitter storm

Lambda Sitta

NOT THE BREEDING STUD 😭😭😭

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

V Day is pissed and it’s written on his face. 🤭

Ella

Mate if that’s what the childhood montages are like at the weddings you go to, I have some questions.

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

the “always the bridesmaid never the bride” comment KILLED me ahhaha poor dude 😔

August Winter

omfg

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

Thank you for giving Shatter Me a shoutout. Aaron Warner 😭😭😭 LYHFML

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Hi sorry who didn’t vote for HS friend?? I just wanna talk haha 😀🙂🔪☺️ In all seriousness this was so so so much fun and super nostalgic 🥹 only one of the audios I voted for won lmao (V Day 😍🌹) BUT this was super cool and I lovedddd hearing about all the “fun facts” and your process behind some of the audios, esp the nemesis script!! (YES to the crush on anna paquin get in line omg) Also good to know that even the SFW parts of your audios are still just….NOT safe like the compilation cuts killed me 🤕 I’m also just obsessed with the idea of all your characters sitting in the audience, nodding to the cameras as you announce the nominees and trying to give their best “graceful loser” face 🥴

Ruth Hope 🩷

Beautiful, beautiful! 💖

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

Hearing the little clips of the old audios was like watching those childhood montages at weddings and I got a little nostalgic 😭 Also, where is stranger I need to give him a pat on the back. Are we headed to in-n-out now?

Ruth Hope 🩷

A sticker or enamel pin or crossstitch pattern or invisible pet rock in the shape of a cloud honestly just like a lil bauble would be so cute 🥺🥲

Ruth Hope 🩷

Let the breeding stud out of his stable! 🐎😩

Ruth Hope 🩷

Bro 🥺 I love those kinds of markings! And Daisy 😭 Hi Daisy 🥹🌼

Conni

The opening made me feel all fancy lol I almost went like oh crap I’m not dressed up for this 🤦🏻‍♀️ Also man the level of production for this 🤌🏻 all pro like all the audios so thank you for putting all the effort even if it’s just an award show where you win everything lol And listening to those clips back to back I’m like whoa 🤯 they all still sound like different people (even if he *insists* that ‘they all sound like me’ 🙄) AND YEA MORE VOICEMAIL AUDIOS pretty pretty pls

Ruth Hope 🩷

Haha yay! ❤️

Ruth Hope 🩷

Tchin tchin! 🥂

mxjxllyfish

thank god it’s not just me

kenna

him and wildflower went out Bonnie and Clyde style and for WHAT……!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao yes! I'm also physically in PJs, but mentally I'm in Angelina Jolie's 2012 Oscars black Versace dress 🖤🦵 I also envisioned August in a full classic tux with bowtie the entire time lmao 😂

Llama

Spank Therapy, Nemesis & Valentines Bf Best Friend supremacy.🫡 Considering you kicked off this upcoming year with the MMF audio I think we can all safely say we patiently await what other masterpieces you will feed us. Thank you for creating this space.

mxjxllyfish

MHM MHM MHM

ren

gamer friend u are a winner in my heart

Ruth Hope 🩷

💐💐💐💐💐💐

Ruth Hope 🩷

While some say they saw Shower Boy crying after he lost, others say those were just leftover water droplets 🚿... And God... Our cowboy didn't even ride into town for the awards. Just galloped off into the sunset 🤠

☃️phonons🎅🏽

I will! I'm just a fiend and couldn't help myself and had to listen at work. Only bc it wasn't a spicy audio lol

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

YEEHAWGUST DESERVED HIS MOMENT IN THE DESERT SUN 🏜️🚂

Foxanna

She’s a beagle x Labrador called Daisy and she is BEAUTIFUL. And has these markings that look like eyebrows so the judgement is STRONG

kenna

He’s hiding away in his castle in a far off land, FREE HIM !!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmaooo 😭 What breed of dog? (I need the full mental picture 😂)

Grace

MERCH OMG Just a little cloud emoji, only the people who matter will know what it means 🌨️

Foxanna

I mean he sleeps like the dead - startled the dog though 🤣

lilsaltydee

LFG VDAY AUDIO WONN (that i remember voting for hahaha)

Ruth Hope 🩷

I literally have the link to it saved in my Google Keep for ease of access haha

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

🥰👋🏼😍💅🏼

Grace

The younger coworker audio was my vote too! But it was so hard to pick in every category so I wasn’t mad about it lol I agree we need an August Laughter compilation, it’s so cute and contagious

kenna

JUSTICE FOR SHOWER BOY AND YEEHAWGUST 😭💔…. But neighbor and vday won so it was worth it in the end

lauren

Shoutout to our best director, best actor, best screenplay, best sound editing, etc. August deserves all the flowers

Foxanna

OK OK, but IS it really a red carpet without a discussion on who we are wearing? Personally, PJs and my husbands BG3 hoodie - because I deserve nice things and loaning clothing is very Oscar’s right? 😂

❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️

WHOS LISTENING TO THIS LIVE RIGHT NOW SO YOU CAN BE CAUGHT UP FOR TONIGHT'S HANG 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

lillyisjussaying

I looooooves the younger employee work party audio and so sad it didn’t win! 😣 But overall I loved alll of the audios that won. Also I’m gonna respectfully request a compilation of your laugh. 😌. I love it. And thank you for the audios! Also so glad that all of us listeners are chill and just here to listen and support.

Ruth Hope 🩷

Sarah! Sarah! Over here! 📸

chantaldesiree

I would die for August merch.

Ruth Hope 🩷

WHAT CAN YOU LINK ME TO THAT THAT'S ADORABLE 🥺

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmaooo imagine the sound works its way into whatever dream he was having 😂

Grace

This was such a perfect start to my spring break! Can’t wait to see some of you guys later 💕 Hope you don’t mind, I took notes: - This envelope thing is so fucking cute 🤭 - I LOVE FUN FACTS!!! - You saying ‘cocksleeve’ in such a casual way gave me whiplash (in a good way?) - You put a spank in there??! You’re a menace - “Wait, let me do that again” STOP BEING SO CUTE - “Comers… no pun intended” I’m on the floor 🤣 - 40 PERCENT??! High five ‘bodybag’ 🙌🏻 - ONE VOTE??! Damnnnn that’s kinda crazy - I am unreasonably happy about the best overall audio 🥳🥳 - Oh if your new releases are any indication of what we will be getting this year, your best audios are *definitely* not behind you - Not you pinning us against each other ⚔️ - I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🩷 - OH. OH YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT. YOU FUCKING TEASE. THE GASP I GUSPED.

Foxanna

Girl same - my husband is sleeping and I totally screeched! 🤣

Lambda Sitta

You can join me in drinking sparkling apple juice, @Ruth hahahaha

kenna

Cryingggggggg

Ruth Hope 🩷

*pours non-alcoholic shots because I am the lightest of lightweights and have a flight tomorrow*

Foxanna

Dying 🤣🤣🤣

lauren

Justice for enemy price! It’s hidden away on Reddit and doesn’t get the attention it deserves.

Ruth Hope 🩷

Will you be back for the live?

Ruth Hope 🩷

GUSPED 🤣 HE DIDN'T EVEN LET US HEAR A KNOWING SMIRK/SMILE AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT EVEN MORE DIABOLICAL

Grace

THE GASP I GUSPED

Maia

Poor guy😔

ari

this was so much fun august and i’m so glad you had a great year making these audios! you put in so much work into everything you make & it always pays off. congrats on all of your awards. fingers crossed for next year (and ofc me and the moans will be there for the live 😤 AFTERPARTY 🍾)

Ruth Hope 🩷

Cody Ko's new merch is "who let me have fun?" and I feel like August needs a hoodie 😌

Grace

It’s contagious too 🤭

Ruth Hope 🩷

Literally lost his kingdom and this awards show ☹️💔

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao you pirate 🦜

Ruth Hope 🩷

🤣 can we make a Shakespeare in Love joke, too? Or is that too far?

☃️phonons🎅🏽

Damnit! I have to go back to being productive 🙄

Ruth Hope 🩷

Also, if August had been in charge of that envelope, Moonlight would have gotten its rightful winning moment, that's all I'm gonna say about that. Our man respects his envelopes! ✉️

riri

It was so fun to listen to ! Between the sound of the envelope, remembering about past and new audios with trivias about them, the audio clips, nah it was definitely the best way to reminisce and celebrate your work ^^ and we can tell you had a lot of fun recording this haha 🫣 Edit : maybe I cried at the end 🥲

Lambda Sitta

SARAH, I'M CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣

ari

LMFAOOOOOO

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

GET YOUR AUDIO’S NAME OUT MY WIFE’S MOUTH 👋🏼

ari

if august gets to make a la la land joke i get to make a paloma diamond joke

ari

breeding audio getting paloma diamond treatment

Ruth Hope 🩷

45:32 YOU ASSHOLE! YOU ABSOLUTELY MANIACAL DERANGED BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL WHOLELY DESERVING OF ALL GOOD THINGS ASSHOLE!! I HAVE ROOMMATES WHO ARE TRYING TO SLEEP AND I LITERALLY SCREECHED AND SLAPPED MY DAMN LEG!!! ASSHOLE!!!!! ❤️

serenity

not august trying to incite the Discourse 😭😭😭

alterniflora

Hearing so many August versions back-to-back, all I can think of is "y'know... we all contain multitudes"... (Hoping others get this reference because [1] it's my favourite line ever, and [2] "Stop fucking calling me D*ddy" was ROBBED! Though I will accept the "Getting to know your neighbour" overall outcome)

Zzzphoria

What is this Oscars ASMR? Lmao, my guy everything you make is quality⭐️

LHS

This is just a joyful and silly audio. The sound clips and the matter of fact trivia is so good. Lolol 👏🏻 👏🏻

sophie

nemesis and neighbor audio supremacy WOOO

Maia

You deserve your flowers king! 💐💐 You gave us a whole year of incredible content and it was so hard to choose a favorite (that’s because the MMF wasn’t out yet :P). So excited for the next year and new Augusts to explore🤭 (I will be campaigning for my favorite nominee next year TRUST)

Maia

ITS OK WE WON IN THE END😩✊🏽

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

shivered my timbers fr

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

i literally got a chill up my spine during my meeting and picked up my phone and there was the lil patreon notification 😭

Freya Gwynn

That genuine laugh after the Oscars jokes at the end... You have the most adorable laugh.

denwaters

ahhh, i love the way this came out!! congrats on a great year!

Maia

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE VOTE?!?? I’m gonna go cry in my closet—

mxjxllyfish

and the Q&A tonight AH

lilsaltydee

the envelope opening is sickkkkk 🤣 love that you're enjoying yourself hahah

Maia

ENEMY PRINCE WAS SNUBBED😭😭 *commence Twitter storm*

lilsaltydee

ngl i forgot what i voted for hahahahaahha

☃️phonons🎅🏽

Expensive dip king!!!!! 👑🏆

Foxanna

Someone had FUN with this and I 👏 am 👏 here 👏 for 👏 it. 🤣 Give yourself all the awards honey, you deserve them. ❤️

ren

me clapping along every time he was going through the nominees and saying the winning audio like im at the oscars

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

I’m 5 mins in and I’m already obsessed. The envelopes??? The intro voice?!?? The audio clips after listing the nominees omfg I was hoping for that!!! we are at an EVENT y’all roll out the red carpet 🤩🏆💅🏼

hc

This has the same energy as that person who got a library book scanner to scan her own books into her own at-home library database. I love it 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

I've already slapped myself in the face out of overwhelming joy so we're off to a great start! 😂

☃️phonons🎅🏽

Omg this ceremony is so legit. The clips for each audio for the different categories (I'm still in the first category. IDK if this continues)

Sarah

I am grinning ear to ear like a idiot and we’re only on category 1 😂😂😂 please give us another version with award show music I love this It’s so nice to hear you laugh, ramble, and enjoy your own work. Congrats on your first year on patreon!