[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] [M4F] Your Goofy Friend Gives You a Blowjob Lesson [Soft Mdom] [Banter] [Popsicles] [Innuendo] [Bad Jokes] [Instructional] [Casual to Passionate] [Teasing] [Slowish Burn] [Finger Sucking] [Handjob] [Thigh Kiss] [Scent] [Check Ins] [Anticipation] [Gradual Build-Up] [Spit] [Sloppy] [Pre-Cum] [Deepthroating] [Face-Fucking] [Throat Training] [Eye Contact] [Masturbation] [Coming in Mouth] [Spanking] [Fingering] [Titplay] [Pussy Eating] [Praise]
🕑 Added 2024-05-30 00:10:06 +0000 UTCYou're hanging out with your close guy friend when you confess that you're not 100% confident in your blowjob abilities. Talking about it with him, you start to wonder if it's just a matter of having the right teacher...
Hi!
I ran into some issues recording this, and I feel that it could have gone in a lot of different directions, but hopefully you'll dig it. It's long, but I think necessary for the build-up I wanted and to have enough time for some reciprocity at the end. It is still mostly blowjob though, so be aware!
As always when I do something very new, trying to embrace the uncertainty of it and just put it out there!
Enjoy!
august 🌨️
Names Used: Good girl, sweetheart, baby, princess, slutty mess
Comments
Ratastic
Ah, this is so lovely 😭💖✨️
Emily
giving doesn't usually turn me on but this PRAISE oh my god
六 liù
biting my popsicles like a heathen
Dana
[04:20] “Somebody gave you some tip….sss, uh, tips” 😂😂😭😭😭
Andrea
The popsicle: 👁️👄👁️🫃
Eva Luna
This is so cute (sexy) and I love the teaching dynamic, the characters just feeling and enjoying each other and I love that sense of deriving intense pleasure from their partner's bodily response. And the little breaths and sighs as the speaker gets more carried away, that tone of impressed satisfaction that she's doing so good. I'll just be over here melting and grinning like an idiot while I savor this for the rest of the day 🥰
Eva Luna
help I neeeeed someone to teach me how to give head idk I forgot 🫠🙃😵💫🤤
Dana
I came here after hearing so many of y’all talk about this, fully expecting to get the usual top tier work from August, but, I mean…. Phew, this is better than I expected. I stopped functioning for the full audio. This is just delicious. The build-up, the instructions, the PRAISE, my goodness 🔥😭
HeroofBowerLake
I really hope you can't see how often I've listened to this. It's SHAMEFUL
Kizø
I feel like he's using the fact that he's instructing us so he doesn't have to admit how bad he wants itt like "Give me what I want" "you gonna give me that mouth?" "finallyy" like all show how desperate he is and he gets away with it because he's "teachingg"
guilty_ofloey
it’s your fault now if i smile to myself like an idiot every time i have a popsicle (i always get red flavor)
Samaru
The extra August laughs make this audio top tier for me 🤭
whiskey 🍒
yeah, they might need to start regulatin' this place like they do with my adderall, this stuff's gettin' a lil too good 🤨🤨🤥
Gabriella 🥭
Shaking like a leaf, I finally came back for the last nine minutes... You're demented. On what planet did you think this audio wouldn't go quadruple platinum in our headphones??? The last nine minutes took an ice cream scoop to my brain. The last nine minutes are so good, provide so much pleasure, August, you may just be outlawed by your local government. Or at least put onto the drug schedule? I don't even like this much niceness, but goddamn this Speaker has left me speechless. The giggle after the messy sheets joke is EVIL. This Speaker is a life-ruiner 😨
Hannah 🌸
24:35 for future reference for myself
Gabriella
From the twisted mind of Mr. Augustine Inthewinterington 🤪. Respectfully, maybe you *are* weird, maybe you *are* a weirdo a la Jughead. You have so many fully realized characters living inside your head and are cultivating more all the time, it’s a wonder you can sleep at all (sappy sidenote: truly, I can’t imagine having this much going on in your head during your waking hours only to have designated Brain Off time be when it really goes wild. I hope you’ve been sleeping more soundly recently 💗). Anyway, this goofy motherfucker has totally derailed my evening plans, I need him so bad omg. I admire your restraint not having the Speaker say, “BO-YOINGGGGG!” when Palpapeen was finally revealed. Or an applause sound effect, like I would have had in my head. I looooove giving blowjobs, love kneeling at the altar of St. Cock. It was really fun to hear what is (hopefully) going on in the other person’s head and made me realize how much more feedback I’d like to get during the act. I also appreciated the comment about cute being sexy. I’ve been called cute a lot in my time, and it has historically made me feel desexualized. You can imagine how heartbreaking that was/is as an aspiring slut. This has helped me recontextualize the word a bit. If I had this audio happen to me (yet another fantasy you’ve plucked from my psyche, I *will* start sending you invoices, buster 🤨), I’d absolutely have fewer hang-ups about the word. https://imgur.com/a/ffpJWlF I can’t speak to anything that happened after you said, “you let me train you so good, baby”, I lost consciousness. I’ll be back with more thoughts probably (if my brain allows it, I’m so scared of the last nine minutes). Thanks, August!!!
Cath
I have a severe issue w this audio bc I do not like giving head but this has made me fiend for it 😞
Aejinx
Bring back giggly August, I'll put my life on the life for him
erin 🤸♂️
also not this being extremely informative and helpful… august you’re a true man of the people
whiskey 🍒
@Gabriella @ExxoticPoett @PlantKittyWitchBaby are all harmonizing in the key of "Stronger" by Christina Aguilera rn
Gabriella
I often listen during walks, so no one can perceive my facial expressions long enough for it to be a problem. Because I am gasping and saying, "fuckkkkk" aloud 🙈
katsu
A special lesson from the headmaster
guilty_ofloey
fuck this guy is so cute and then he’s so hot !? what a nerd i’m in love 🥰
M
‘Suck this nerd off’ is so funny hahahah
Winry
Welcome! 😊
Thelnie
I know it might be rough out there today seeing all those rocket pops, US peeps, but keep it together!
oniwife
just subscribed, first audio im listening to on here, safe to say I’ll be staying lol
ExxoticPoett
😂😂😂ooo..love the museum listening seems so much more forbidden.. Mines is in traffic and anytime im shopping❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
schlumps
I third this!!❤️
Moira
There should really be a limit to how many times you can listen to this audio before it’s deemed unhealthy 😂
Cheyenne Dziadosz
✍️🤓🤔 Love this audio sooo much.
Deja
IM SO HAPPY SOMEONE ELSE MADE THIS JOKE LMAOOOOOO
L
Those moans, sighs, sucked in breaths...gets me so feral 🥵🥴
PlantKittyWitchBaby
It helps to wear a mask so no one sees my face responding. This was my audio accompaniment for a recent museum tour. 😅
ghost girl
I just tried to listen to this on the bus on my way home, and for the people who listen to August in public... Unwell, the lot of you. How on earth do you keep your composure? I felt absolutely feral. For August -- This kind of M character and set up are one of my favourites! You're so talented with dialogue, plot, and shifting tone and mood! Thank you for your craft! x
cumbo fedu
Frr
erin 🤸♂️
no like they need to fuck!
erin 🤸♂️
IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY NASTAAAYYY!! IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY FREAK??
PlantKittyWitchBaby
I’ve been away from my husband for two weeks and he is getting destroyed when I get home. I’ll have him send you a thank you card.
A 🦕
So I listened to this when it was posted and TODAY I was driving through the drive thru at Taco Bell and thinking about blue raspberry freezes, yk, as one does, and I could not for the LIFE of me remember why the phrase “blue is a flavor” was playing in my head. I was like wait where did I hear that recently??? My brain came up with nick from new girl as a theory but nope! turns out it was here! Mystery solved ✔️
WildLavender
Tell me why "Want a popsicle?" broke my brain. I simply cannot move forward with my life. Fr, my dog is watching me stand in my living room malfunctioning.
cumbo fedu
I need a part 2 so baddf omgg this is really good
Katznboots
Staying subscribed for like the next ten years just to keep listening to this one over and over.
Ava Gardner
I love this character 💓💓 such a sweet audio
AJ
thank you so much
Agatha Li
1000% that's been me over the last 6 months 🙋🏻♀️
💕💁🏼♀️🍭
It’s like a teasing mhmm, but in a skilled, knowing way. With undertones of primal, desperate encouragement 🫠
💕💁🏼♀️🍭
Omg I had this exact thought!! And what a coincidence with that being one of my favorite audios 😍
erin 🤸♂️
real af
Thelnie
If I ever come across a subtle August reference in a published book… 😱
zade
I had no idea what this would be like going in. Coming out of it, oh my god, this was mastercrafted. There's no other way I can put it, the level of quality and care you put into these absolutely blows me away every single time. You're a legend ❤️
kira ✨
yeah!! it’s cool to rejoin a community, i missed it 🥹
Stawbebbi
YES! I had completely forgotten about the jokes by the end because.. well.. 🙂↕️ but THE fReakin’ dick JOKES KILLED ME! hahaha
Thelnie
Thanks for sharing with us! I have a feeling many of us have similar stories of jump starting their sensuality and exploration with August's audios.
Thelnie
oOooh advice would be so neat!
june
so real im not ok
kira ✨
hii this is so random but i felt the need to tell you lol: i really appreciate your content and i feel like i might be a bit niche in terms of your demographic so anyway: so i love audio stuff and have been into it for forever. long story short i came to the conclusion i was a lesbian when i turned 21 and felt a bit strange using mtf audios bc of it, eventually got over that and then once i started seriously dating my now girlfriend i stopped listening to any audios, this was toward the beginning so i’ll say it was almost a year ago since i last listened to anything so tmi but i have an incredibly inconsistent sex drive and when i get super stressed out (ie: i just finished my senior year of undergrad, writing 2 20+ page research papers and working part time 😵💫) i kinda just. hermit myself and its often incredibly hard to undo, esp when my gf and i both are busy and it requires me mentally prepping to do anything intimate (recently we decided it might be a good idea to at least plan it for a day each week and go from there, just in case) so i was like maybe i should explore audio again bc that seems to help me out with feeling inspired and generally more interested in sex (bc when im in hermit mode it almost never crosses my mind and makes me feel kinda #broken 🧍♂️) and so like. thanks to finding you on a whim on the gwa reddit ive started to reinvigorate my sex drive (and got off 4x in a row bc of your stuff, which never happens to me, usually once is enough) so like. all of this to say thank you for creating content bc i’m still navigating being in a serious relationship and how my sex drive ebbs and flows and ways to aid myself in not hermit-ing 🥳🥰🫶 if you read all of this: thank you and i am so sorry to overshare lol 🏃🕺🫣 xoxo
Andrea
This speaker and the friendly neighbor are excellent advice givers... um. Would you consider doing an advice column as a SFW? 🙈 I think you would be great at it
nikolais 6th abs
Thank u! i listened to it afterwards gotta catch up on all the other ones :p
Alyssa P
Yes! He said so in an AMA! :)
Alyssa P
90 seconds in, and this dialogue has me weak in the knees already. As a romance author... *taking notes*... ✍️✍️✍️ August, your talent for perfecting the balance of storytelling, intimacy, comedy, and sexiness continues to astonish me; authenticity while telling a compelling (and extremely fucking hot) story.
Amelia
“….after i eat u out again” TOO GOOD 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
ky 💌❣️✨
TED HEAD TALK. head-i way 😦 also as always, get out of my brain, stop reading my diary, we are having the exact same thoughts 🤭
milliegrant
the way i would listen to a whole hour of just banter if august made it
Demoiselle
The popsicle commentary was hilarious AND sexy, how do you do that so well? Also, the moaning and heavy breaths were soooo hot omg please And thank you so much for this audio. I didn’t know I’d be paying for a bj masterclass when I signed up for the patreon haha
fran
reading this with a fully functioning brain this time around and wow it makes zero sense
Rozelin
Hey Siri, play „Lunch“ by Billie Eilish 😋
ky 💌❣️✨
first and foremost: i am a student, love to learn, life's a classroom, etc. THIS WAS SO YUMMY. i actually love the setup for this one so much omg. it’s pretty natural and casual and sweet and love that she has agency, she’s the one who makes the moves bc she’s the one who wants to… um. practice. and he’s accommodating and reasonably hesitant until it’s really really established she’s comfortable. plus regular check-ins, the very nice, casual, hot but genuine kind 😭 i haven’t written an essay about it in a while but i always trust you to handle concepts that, idk, need to be handled sensitively. i mean, you’re a person, i’m not saying you’re never gonna do anything wrong, but you’ve proven to always approach things w care and consideration and that’s so evident in how we readily feel comfortable giving you insane suggestions like bj lessons lmao - goofy friend……………… what’s up - blue IS a flavor thank you - “you’re gonna get popsicle on my sheets, licking it all dainty like that 🙄” - “i know what i like, so…….. i know how to treat this popsicle” surprisingly sound logic - he is so gentle i’m going insane. - “hot. you have a nice voice” jaw droppdt - thumb. lip. help - “aw, that’s good, resting your head on my thigh” 🥺 - the spitting. even just him instructing her to spit is 🥲😀🥰🤸🏻♀️💖✈️ - “aw, that’s so sweet” i’m screaming. - “are you smelling me? 🥺” i am SCREAMING. - “you’re so fucking pretty, holy shit” 😀 - i feel like we haven't had like, heavy heavy heavy heavy [2 min later] heavy praise like that in a while. i’m like in shock u r loco in the coco for going no-PIV this month and it’s even crazier that both were so, SOOOO GOOD. i shouldn’t be surprised, actually. sorry for being surprised i should know better by now!!!
Stawbebbi
I really appreciate this one. Starting to think august just isn’t human lol. Either that or I just have absolute crap taste in guys haha. The vulnerability and communication here is so pure. I originally was skeptical with imagining this one, but then soon was giggling and my mind was able to go to a safe space enough to relax.. and to me that’s SO important. The praise is on point, I mean this is pure talent. Thanks August <3
Koko
The highlight of this for me is his trepidation at 24:32 when he asks if she’s wet, and his desperation after she presumably nods. Sating his physical need isn’t enough— he needs to know she desires him as he much as he does her i.e she’s not just another warm mouth for him to use🧎🏻♀️
Lizzy 💃🏻
YES, we have a club for the tailor audio, we meet on tuesdays. the Spies 2 peeps join us bc they got booted from their meeting place and we have room
Y L
My god this character!! There’s such an intimacy with this one I cravedd to kiss and make out and I’d finish from that 🙂↕️
Andrea
With all due respect to Speaker and your points... where do you meet those guys... asking for a friend 🙊
fran
it’s late. i couldn’t get this out of my head. i don’t know if i can quite articulate just what sets this one apart from the rest but i’ll certainly try and yap about it. first of all i have to get it out of the way: did they finish those popsicles orrrr?? no but seriously lmao something about this speaker feels so safe and intimate but also like, sort of fresh or bold. the established friendship is obviously so important here but it feels so maintained throughout in how speaker is going about the whole thing. the instructive element the entire time was basically perfectly done, and it stayed closer to true instruction than to commands. the tone remains very close to someone giving any kind of (sfw) instructions, and combining that with the actual material being spoken creates an incredibly dynamic scene and contrast. the straightforwardness and honesty from the speaker is so real and raw. the tone of the praise is also weirdly like, not sexual?? if that makes sense at all. like the “good girl”s sound like genuine feedback which is a funny thing to focus on but it was so special because i feel like somehow that is a little more impactful for me than if it were more sultry or whatever. not to make it about me but i think desiring praise in everyday life can be unfulfilled if received only sexually in tone, so the sort of regular tone makes it feel really affirming. that makes no sense probably and im delirious from the late hour but anyway. i still feel like i can’t really explain just what it is, but i think this one is gonna stick with me for a while. some lines do very much deserve special attention, but i think most of them were shared by everyone else in the comments !! the whimpering was cuckoo bananas and had me blushing. that ending… absolutely insatiable. what a freak <3
L
OK so I've listened to this for the second time (jk more like 10x). This has me *feral* 😵💫🥵 . Giving pleasure is my kink, and you hit every point in this audio. Every time I listen, my brain is just 🫠🫠. "Such a sloppy slutty mess" "good girl" "earn that cum" "show me, show me, now swallow" 🫠😵🥴☠️🥵🥵 Someone fucking sedate me!
Elise
I’m gagged by how good this one is…pun intended of course
PS
Holy fuck. This was flawless
samrassic park
Pink lemonade is my favorite pink flavor! Especially for popsicles
JanuaryEmbers1313
Gooosh this was 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
Koko
Straight to the Greatest Hits album
sarah 💫
omg..free use oral friends?? *head* honchos?? turned absolute filthy freaks that go positively berserk I SEE IT I SEE THE VISION 🫨😵💫
sarah 💫
YES omg exactly Rachel! I’m 100% with you, so many ppl view blowjobs as degrading and “selfish” (which again, is understandable) but it can be done in a mutually indulgent, safe and consensual way! I think too, August’s content has such a reputation for being super respectful, safe, and like, OVERTLY consensual hahah which definitely helps the overall scenario feel more mutual than selfish.
Rose S.
SERIOUSLY, I love this Speaker’s sweet goofy filthy mind 💕
Rachel
this was so good and sweet and hot and felt so…safe???? beyond just like being a praise kink girlie (though, yes, duh) there’s something very healing about this as someone who’s been with multiple guys who have said they think blowjobs are too degrading… you can have mutual respect and care and admiration and consent and still give head!! this is a prime example!!!!! anyway sorry to overshare but appreciate you sm and if you ever decide to quit your day job maybe look into becoming a sex therapist?
Thelnie
I keep coming back and wondering who made the decision for a cream soda to be pink and why.
Violet 💜
YES PLEASE AUGUST YOU HAVE TO DO THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
guilty_ofloey
“while we are sitting here in our disbelief do you wanna spit on my cock?” is SUCH A WILD LINE
guilty_ofloey
so real
Arcaneqlim
thank you💕
Arcaneqlim
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹have fun playing
Elise
THIS ABSOLUTELY
Olivia N
As someone who has not actually had any sexual experience, this was not only hot asf but also really helpful???? I’ll have to update my mental catalog to reflect some of the tips in this audio cause 🥵🥵🥵
Rose
I really wanted to come here and write to express all the reasons why this audio is so incredible but my mind
milaaa
why tf do i stay blushing at ur audios😭 … you actually can’t keep getting away with this. i’m down bad fr 😩
Sydney 🤍
Big apologies for the second comment, but a part 2? 🥺 the summer vibes and the praise in this was fantastic
isabella
turns out i never finished the audio. the man said "earn that fucking cum" and i fucking died
Andrea
This is the dirty talk 13 neighbor 🥹 being considerate towards inexperienced F while being filthy to neighbor F who's on the same-ish wavelength 🥹
makenzi
I wish I could write a thorough breakdown about what a masterpiece this is and why, but my brain is just making microwave sounds. Strong himbo vibes? Immaculate. Flawless. He’s an angel and he deserves the world. And several more blowjobs. But like… can you imagine Suckrates over here and the Valentine’s dom tag-teaming the same girl? Because I can and it’s brain-melting.
Rachael
It is canon in my head that there is a part 2 and its listener being so fucking into sucking dick now that she bothers him for it all the time and he kind of makes fun of her for it in a degrading way like as a joke at first (within the scope of their friendship, nothing that would actually be mean to her) but then she’s super into it and he’s like oh fuck IM into it and then we get the nastiest most degrading talk from august through another blowjob/ball play into him fucking listener into next week with the degradation/humiliation august talk because he’d be so nasty Jesus fucking christ sorry I’m gonna go listen again because I’m losing my mind August this is so fucking perfect and makes my mind clearly wander, I’ve already listened to it 6 times 💕
Rachael
Came here to say this lmaooo
guilty_ofloey
headcanon that listener character actually DIDNT NEED the blowjob lesson but just needed an excuse to suck this nerd off
guilty_ofloey
hiiii i’m back here 💖
dell 𐦍
the "blowda" yoda comment at the beginning was such a good bad joke i felt it in my soul 😂 the rapid fire jokes just about killed me and the rest brought me back to life i absolutely love this character this one had me kicking my feet and twirling my hair around my finger and giggling for sureee. loved the praise and maybe i'll even be taking some of this character's advice 😏😂
Jinxdancer
Honestly, this is a prequel to ex-FWB voicemail 😂 so now we just need to see what happens between then
essie ✨
may really had [Slow Facefuck] to open the month and [Throat Training] to close it out. mouthy mdom may, indeed 💖💖
hc
RADICCHIO I’m dead
Vikzn
i can't form proper words because the praise melted my brain. ecstasy, that is all
🫧🫧🫧
wanna hear everyone’s part 2 ideas so baddddd😭this was so good i love the lessons and soft dom so much
alterniflora
SARAH the meme 😭😭exactly how I felt. There is so much to be said about this one. It should be analyzed & studied. Bless your reviews
Lambda Sitta
I'm sorry you had a crummy past few days! I hope work is better next week and the weekend helps you recuperate
guilty_ofloey
Dafina i love the way ur brain works 😂
alterniflora
I was not expecting the popsicle to be plot-related 🤣 restraining myself from writing a thesis about how good this is. There are so many clever details that show how much you thought about crafting the dynamic. I was running and had to stop and stare at the ground for a good 10min. The writing is so good, it's completely disarming. The pacing was perfect . Even starting with a shower just shows a complete understanding of what would make someone comfortable in this scenario. The above is true of everything you make, but this one brings out all the feels. I appreciate the thought that goes into this, and how safe the audios/this space in general feels. Also, I love long ones with lots of banter -- I frequently return and listen to only the beginning banter bc it makes me smile. Anyways this deserves an award 🏆 🌻🌷🌹
MsMagey
I usually send weirdly through analyses of new audios to my bestie when they drop but this week he got: "August released a new audio that has changed me as a person because it's like a religious experience "New material from any of my VAs or writers make me do happy little claps when I see the notification because I have no impulse control and it's always going to be great but like "I am speechless, or as speechless as I can be, which is exactly this much" Followed a few hours later with: "My brain chemistry is different and I am born anew" My main point is that I'm being completely normal about all this.
MsMagey
I'm not taking notes. I'm just going to listen to it until every second of this is permanently etched into my brain
MsMagey
Your Canadianness is showing through with that pink cream soda mention. Pink cream soda truly is superior and I've gotta Uber Eats myself some for today's relisten of this 14/10 audio, so thank you for that reminder
Ruth Hope 🩷
Preach! ❤️🙌
Ruth Hope 🩷
Hope things at work get better soon!
H.
The words of affirmation girly within me was in complete ecstasy. She ate this up. Actually no, she gobbled every second of it like it’s the scrumptious meal there is. This might have opened a new kink for me because I went feral for this audio. The praises were sooo good. This audio was hands down one of the best one. He was reassuring, calm (the way he guided her with care), education and SUPER hot. I could feel the hesitation at first but it was because of his soft caring voice while teaching her, suggesting ways to go about it that made it seem not just doable fun enjoyable too. I never thought I’d enjoy an audio solely head and fingering. This audio didn’t even made me think about anything at all. I was so drunk with the praises, the way he’s teaching me while he himself was losing it, and getting the same pleasure in return. AUGUST YOU OUTDID YOURSELF ONCE AGAIN. (this is actually dangerous and quite thrilling for me, all these new doors of desire I never thought I have being unlocked)
Lambda Sitta
SARAH, THE MEME IS KILLING ME 🤣😭
lexi
the praise in this was so so hot and genuine it brought me to tears. you’d have to pry my membership from my cold dead hands
roxyyy
Ok I’m gonna have to wait till the effects of my brain melting through my body have worn off to form a coherent thought but I just want to say the “mmhmm”s at 30:30 and 34:34 hit so deliciously different 🫠💖 (hope we get more of those in future audios) and all the praises after speaker finished got me a little feral ngl 🫠
Ruth Hope 🩷
1000000%!!! Sarah you always say exactly what I'm thinking and this is no different! You truly did something elite when you suggested this audio idea!💡 Also, head-i 😭 may the force (of this audio be with us all 🙌
Andrea
Thank you for this amazing suggestion 🫶
sarah 💫
https://imgur.com/a/LubPmHh This is my new favorite Speaker Character ever, my god. I’m an absolute sucker (no pun intended) for a goofy man in a towel just rapid-firing puns (altho cmon, red is the best flavor 🙂↔️✋🏼). You’ve mentioned before that BJ stuff can feel indulgent for speaker (totally fair), but imo your characters always “indulge” in such a MAJORLY reciprocal way. Like this guy is literally teaching her how to please him and it still feels like SHE’S being spoiled?? That’s the August Special 🍽️ I think this one hit especially hard bc your speaker characters are usually so so invested in what listener wants (which is GREAT!! and good and important and awesome!!) but this new angle of him saying everything HE wants and likes, exactly the way he likes it, while praising her for doing it was just….utter perfection. The playful, teasing vibes were off the charts here, you went silly goose mode 3000🪿The gradual transition from “lmao I’m blow-da” (teaching her the head-i way??) to “look at me when you talk to me” had me gobsmacked, I actually had to pause the audio there to collect my brain cells. The praise, the drOOL!!, the check-ins and gentility, the clear instructions, the “aww”s and “you have a nice voice,” just. GOD. love the way Speaker got really specific and told her what *not* to do as well as what TO do and as everyone said, the reassurance, sense of safety, and slow pace when he facefucks her was ELITE 🏆 I literally cannot choose which lines/parts to highlight bc they’re all amazing perfecto brilliant but specifically the “look what you turned yourself into for me huh?” and “I want you fuckin losing it” was like?? UM OKAY???!! Mission accomplished!!?? Special shout out to “Yeah you’ll have to teach me how after. You know, when you can talk again.” Laughing, crying, throwing up, etc. I had high hopes for your execution but this truly blew my mind to infinity and beyond 🚀 you handled this dynamic with such care and grace as always! thanks for trying something new and for all your hard work! 🫶🏼
Rose S.
lmaooooo, you're both perfect, I love it here 😇
ari
@sarah jesus christ sarah.
sarah 💫
@ari Listener went full thin man from Charlie’s Angels 👃🏼 and I’m here for it!!!! @rose s. 100% agree, it makes total scents 😏 that someone’s smell would be a big part of attraction!
fran
“you have a nice voice” hey that’s my line! 😕
Thelnie
Yes! And orgasm length is one of the first things I noticed way back when too. From the time it takes when speaker hints that listener wants to come to the actual end, there is so much time to actually get there and it's so well done.
ari
IT’S A BAD IDEA ME AND YOU 🫵🏽
c80-kiNz
the silliness in the beginning, the instruction, the praise, the reward at the end... just 🤌💋 p.s. i'm still holding out hope for the tailor audio and will continue to harp on it in the comments so it doesn't get forgotten 😏
ari
@rose YES normalize smelling your partner after they just got back from a long run
Rose S.
YES I love this too! There’s a question on OKCupid that’s like, “How important is it to you that your partner smell good?” and a lot of people’s responses are almost indignant, like of COURSE it’s important their partner have the objective, moral quality of Smelling Good™️. It’s confusing to me. Not to be a freak (I am), but if I’m attracted to you then I’m going to like how you smell. That’s just how it is. What is that question even?🧍🏻♀️ Anyway yes I deeply approve of this feature in the ACU. The real ones get it (“it” being a good whiff)
Lauren (the one with the cat)
Hahaha! So fucking true 🤍
big fat thock
Besties I had a horrible few days at work and all these "good jobs" were embarrassingly satisfying 💀 great work as always August
sheshe
Real friends will preview your smut.
Lauren (the one with the cat)
Finally got a chance to listen, and thank you @sheshe for previewing the audio and giving me the green light that it would be comfortable for me. August, a less considerate VA would have been far too blithe with the setup, but I can tell that you took the time to do this right. The slow buildup was necessary, and thank you so much for not teasing the listener when she was vulnerable. You were goofy and poking fun at yourself, and that was adorable. You made a brilliant choice in the dialogue to assume that she intended to use a popsicle as a prop so that she easily has an “out” if she’s unsure. But of course she explicitly states that she would prefer to use you. Even then, you didn’t immediately get to it and intentionally kept the pace slow so that you both could make sure nothing felt weird. Checking in to make sure your hand being on her head was ok was great, and then, “I’m not gonna push or anything”…THANK YOU 👏 Loved the coaching about body cues, and you gave feedback with praise and encouragement. The conversation at the end was sweet as well, and I really believed in the chemistry between these two characters. This is why you’re one of the best, and again, I truly appreciate how thoughtful you were in this script.
Mimi
加油 indeed ‼️
sonnyangel
Ive never commented but seriously this audio is a little too good Firing a little too many neurons. The groans and praises while also telling me what to do ??? Now youve outdone urself
em
i acruallt cannot stop listening to this.
ky 💌❣️✨
wendy x waitress jumpscare omfg
phonons
I... 💀
girlnextdoor
TY ALSO THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE HERE Hehehe
Thelnie
The Cult of August sounds like the greenest cult to exist. I guess I wouldn't mind.
wiggie
“please don’t let it be beetroot.” is so desperate and so fucking funny
Thelnie
Add oil, Mimi!
Sydney 🤍
A king among men, my god
ari
@ky https://imgur.com/a/pOCcaOi disgusted (aroused)
ari
nevermind a bunch of people mentioned it but my point stands.
ky 💌❣️✨
ME LSKDKFJJD
ky 💌❣️✨
that part was so freaky nasty (affectionate)
ari
also third comment sorry i don’t think anyone has mentioned how absolutely freaky crazy bonkers the praise during the fingering was. i couldn’t even process the words anymore i was aghast
Madi
Can I just say, I don’t usually comment, just enjoy from afar, but I wanted to let you know how much I appreciate the accurate and realistic amount of time you give the girl in these audios to cum. In a lot of other audios, the other person cums in like 1 to 2 minutes and it can be disheartening for us girlies that take a bit longer, no matter how skilled our partner is. So thank you for being aware and considerate of a good portion of the female population! Love your audios so so much ❤️
Lambda Sitta
ARI, I'M CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣
ari
it’s always so funny to me (in a hot way) when acu characters sniff each other. listener said LET ME GET A WHIFF OF THAT 👃
ari
also saw this tweet https://imgur.com/a/vS18nNL
ari
woke up feeling very “girl who is going to be ok” the morning after i listened to this audio
August Winter
Dang that’s a good one
August Winter
I usually don’t know and I try not to think about it—but I think the pinks I like are usually strawberry or watermelon (if red is being taken up by cherry) or in an ideal world, a cream soda kinda vibe
amira malak
alternatively, pink could be bubblegum flavour.
amira malak
cherry is red, strawberry is pink obvioouusslyyy. those are the starburst flavours.
Dafina
How do I put it nicely, but… Could someone explain what kind of flavour is pink? Like… Cherry and Strawberry are clearly red. Watermelon, red Cantaloupe? Orange-ish Peach?! Light orange It’s a tomato? Raspberry? RADICCHIO?! I’m going crazy. I’m like an ape that suddenly gained consciousness. Is it guava?! Fig?! I’m shaking the bars of my enclosure as loudly and violently as possible. Dragonfruit?! LET ME OUT. Please don’t let it be beetroot. WHAT KIND OF FLAVOUR IS PINK?!
twillow43
“You gonna gimme that mouth now?” I perished.
odile of the lake🪽
The banter feels organic as usual--to echo someone else's sentiment a few comments above, I think that sexual acts are best with a healthy infusion of humor. Honestly, I've been told enough times in the past that I talk too much or that silly jokes are a turnoff in sexual contexts, but I still firmly believe that humor only enhances the experience. In that sense, [Banter] is always incredibly validating in your works. Thanks for that 🩵🤍
sarah 💫
Guidance/instructional kink is REAL the lack of guesswork and the clear, direct communication just gets me 🫠
daahling
The bomb pop for the audio image...🤌🏽. I'm not sure why, but I'm scared to listen to this audio. 🫣 And I'm sure everyone is NOT taking notes. 🤓📝😅
malika🌻
ia ia you said this so perfectly! Like this scenario could have been ripe for instances of intense self-consciousness and nerves (like you mentioned) for the F character. But, instead “easy” is totally fitting here. The M character with his reassurances over her comfort before they start, check-ins, friendly banter, how gently he makes suggestions, telling her he won’t push her head down on him, and straight up telling her there’s nothing to be self-conscious about—it’s like you’d hope to have someone as kind as this character in a situation like this lol.
phonons
Happy birthday!
phonons
Omg yes! I thought of this too
phonons
Happy birthday!
phonons
Who gave you access to my diary?! This audio is fucking scorching. From the moment you said "I like to snack while I dry", I was completely enraptured. The way I could picture this M's damp skin with a few water drops on his skin and one or two rolling down his torso... I 🫠🫠🫠 If I knew this M IRL I would have the biggest crush on this dude. Call me Penelope Featherington. I'd be such a flustered mess. Dangle a silly goofy guy in front of me and I'm done. You know when you read a book or watch a show or movie and you develop a crush on a character? That's me right now The delivery of "I know what I like" in that lower tone that makes you pay attention. I... No thoughts. This audio is a gold mine of one liners. It's hard to pick just one 🫠🫠🫠 Also, the way M was trying to get an idea of what F would be into at the beginning and that kind of shy "do you wanna spit on my cock?", just... Speechless What your voice is doing starting at 30:20. See y'all in Valhalla shiny and chrome✌🏽 The way I had to bury my face. I could feel my cheeks and ears burning. The way I picture M getting close to F's face while fingering her and her sucking his fingers. I... Yeah. So, I'm definitely a different woman now 🫡
EssJay
Top tier as per ushe. Loved the smelling. Feel like there was a missed punportunity to reference cocksicles though.
guilty_ofloey
THISSS ALL OF IT “use your words” 🫠
guilty_ofloey
you’re SO RIGHT
anna
iirc i first found you via the tutor audio so my headcanon is that this is that guy it made me think actually, you have always been great at this but your audio mixing and all the little details and general vision/acting/writing has truly improved so drastically, always impressed, u are the goat as per usual
DivineFeminine
*plays tic tac toe* ✏️
june
wait why is this so accurate
Adria
Lol perfect 😂
K_plays_bass
When I voted for this, I wasn't aware it would be so pun-laden hahaha (I do appreciate the silliness though. The best sexual experiences incorporate humor, I think)
TayFaux
You: *giving instructions* Me: https://imgur.com/gallery/write-that-down-oeA0UFa
essie ✨
this whole list, i had to pause it multiple times and sit in silence for a second to collect myself he can’t keep getting away with this (he can and he should)
Emily Dawn
Not me taking notes 🤓
yanna
NAHHHHH HAHAHAH
Rose S.
This is an unbelievably hot audio about one of my favorite things in the whole world and I’m just— whew. Thank you, August, you absolutely nailed this. What a dream. I immediately got indignant on Speaker’s behalf when he said no one had ever kissed his thigh before going down on him. UM? EXCUSE ME??? How is that POSSIBLE, how could anyone RESIST, if he needs such negligence redressed at any time my number is—
hc
on the real though, this was fantastic August. I totally understand your nerves around putting yourself out there with something new but oh my god this was a masterpiece. I didn’t think 40+ minutes of delightful, funny, hot, mind/body-melting could be this good but it was?? The situation you put the characters in was so surreal but the pacing and flow of the action was perfect and I was immediately immersed. Thank you for sharing your very hot talent with us once again, this is definitely going to be replayed many times for me (but which audio of yours isn’t lol) 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
hc
my photo on here isn’t grogu it’s actually baby blowda
Crowkeeper
This was such an amazing combination of fun, reassuring, hot and educational. I loved the dynamics between the characters and was so pleasantly surprised by how comfortable and natural the situation felt. I didn't expect it to be so...erm...easy? This probably sounds a bit weird, but I am not sure how else to describe it. I would have thought a situation like that would be pretty nerve-wracking, but it was not like that at all. The speaker was so understanding and reassuring while remaining very sexy and fun. There was absolutely no space for any self-doubt or shame, or any negative feelings in general. I am actually shocked. This is now definitely one of my favourite speaker characters.
Ci Qin
It should be illegal when he’s talking soooooooo dirty one second, and the next second he goes “you okay?”. NO MY SWITCHY BRAIN IS NOT OK IT’S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE 🥹🥹🥹
wiggie
additionally: https://imgur.com/a/QuNBasb
Mimi
ATE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Mimi
No like genuinely had me gagged
wiggie
actually a little bit wild that there wasn’t even a WHISPER of penetrative sex for the month of may and it was one of THE most fulfilling months audio wise?? wouldn’t have pegged myself to be an enjoyer of solely head/making out/fingering audio but i am convinced this man can do anything and I will blush and crumble🫠 augusts brain?? huge, unmatched, intelligent, freaky, best in the business, more praise more praise more praise etc etc etc. AND we got a song cover???? may has treated me well and so has august THANK YOU🫵🏼🤭
guilty_ofloey
HEHEH it was SO FUN i still think about it when i see popsicles — sticky as hell tho 👀☀️
Mimi
Oh absolutely I am a firm believer in everyday being a fresh start, and lucky us this audio will be here to catch me if I fall again and again, although I do run the risk of falling just to have this catch me... Thank you for the kind words lambda hope your weekend is everything you're hoping it'll be 🤍
Mimi
Wait no come back here, you were onto something! You can't just ! Put that ! In my head and then leave !? Come back 🗣️🗣️
Mimi
Forever indebted to you for this suggestion have my first born please (esp in this economy) (I don't have a first born)
Mimi
Stop at first I thought this said clit ideologies and I was like 🤷🏻♀️no clue what that is but I agree
Lambda Sitta
Yeah! I totally got the vibes! *Quietly sneaks away to close Google Translate* /playful Well, you know what they say, there's usually another tomorrow where you can try again ❤️
Mimi
No fr the guidance / talking you through it is elite and undefeated and I will die on this hill
Mimi
Manifesting this energy for me this summer and any other listeners who want this ✨✨
Lambda Sitta
Oh no! So many people seem to be having tough weeks. It must be really frustrating when the bad part of your day is WORK because that's where we spend so much of our time and energy. Hopefully, it's a one off, and next week is better ❤️
Mimi
Aww thank you lambda! It's not shaping up too well so far but 慢慢走慢慢做 (slowly walk slowly work for the literal translation but I trust you get the vibes) yk
Lambda Sitta
I'M WHEEZING 🤣🤣🤣
Lambda Sitta
I'm sorry you had an awful week, Mimi. Maybe the weekend will make up for it!
Mimi
Yes!! I 100000% agree with you it's so comforting and tender and ugh really nice to see esp with all the stigma/expectations irl about giving a bj. The check ins but also explicitly having the speaker clarify that the hand on listeners head is just because they like holding their head and not to push them down on it was just chefs kiss.
Mimi
The softness and the praise of it all really stole the show in this one for me oh my god it made me start tearing up because of how comforting it was. Such a treat and exactly what I needed, thank you August !
Heather
Wow this is amazing. Your audios are so good and I think part of it is because your voice is so casual and your words are casual. "red, let's goo" you sound like you could literally be having this conversation and it's not like acting or a character or putting on a deeper voice or something to seem sexy. Gives an authentic quality lots of VAs don't have.
rosiex77
40➕mins … ur spoiling us
Cha
i havent listened to the audio yet but this comment made me cackle ahahahahahaha
nikolais 6th abs
wait hes wasian?
Jinxdancer
Okay I had to come back just to share some of my favorite one-liners from this, in no particular order: -“use your words” -“look at me” and “eye contact” -*makes her ask to take it out* *has the audacity to say PLEASE 😩* -“good girl”, “that’s my girl”, “sweetheart” -“that’s so cute” -“you’re so pretty” (there’s just something about being called pretty over anything else that does it for me every time) -“say my name”
Mimi
Looking forward to going mindless after this fucking train wreck of a week, thank you for your service
Dafina
It’s safe to assume that August has ruined completely every single chance of me hearing another VA. Who the hell can top the immaculate praises, the gobsmacking “look me in the eyes”, the immersive acting or the pristine SFX? And don’t get me started on the worst part of it all. I’m such a simp™️ for this man’s laugh you have NO idea. It’s the type of laugh that makes you blush like do it again pls 👉🏽👈🏽 SOMEBODY PUT ME DOWN BEFORE I DO SOME HEINOUS ACTS nd thanks for coming to my TED talk 🙂↕️
Jinxdancer
Omg you’re so right, headcanon accepted
Rozelin
More August lessons please 🙏🏽 🌧️
roxyyy
That’s so sweet of you ✨ thanks Malika 💐
Ynara
I would've 100% believed you bought popsicles for that, that's crazy
Ynara
Found my peopleeeeee
Dafina
Yooooooo a fellow deepspace hunter, happy birthday 🩷
Ruth Hope 🩷
"begrudgingly laughing out loud" yes!!
Ruth Hope 🩷
I have transcended. I am no longer human (which is a book by Osamu Dazai that I want to read lol). I am so happy. I have so many thoughts. I wish I knew more languages so I could express things with even more words than the English language is capable of. Suffice it to say, I gotta go collect my thoughts as best as I am physically and emotionally capable of, and then I will return with a much more articulate and in-depth comment 🧳🛫
sophie
i’m cooked this was incredible
ryuiii
I knew I wouldn't regret paying for this subscription.😎😎
river
girl hahahah
similanian
august plz do a reverse version when he’s the one who gets self conscious abt his oral skills.it’ll be a perfect sub scenario.pretty please 🥺
alisha 🌱
one of my favourite things about your audios is how safe i always feel when listening to them, and this one feels like the ultimate comfort audio thus far! i love how tender and thoughtful speaker is~ his goofiness, constant check-ins, and praise has me falling for him 🤭💖 i already know this will be an audio i'll be revisiting frequently~
nini
you’re so millennial wasian in this
ell
Not gonna lie, oral in audios is often my least favourite thing to listen to, I'm not entirely sure why but I think it can often feel a bit disconnected for me? I prefer when both characters are more actively participating in equal measure and getting pleasure together. That being said I knew I was gonna enjoy this regardless because you are one of the only VAs whose oral performances I enjoy, you're very good at keeping that connection between speaker and listener, plus you're great at keeping things moving/changing things up before it feels repetitive. As always the banter is top notch, so many terrible puns, I was groaning/begrudgingly laughing out loud so you nailed that. And obviously your dirty talk game is top tier, duh.
Nue
Send help pls 😫
Conni
- just coming out of the shower and wearing only a towel WHOEVER GAVE YOU THE RIGHT 😫😫 cause that image threw me into outer space I swear - the popsicle sounds felt like a callback to the Too Hot to Touch audio and the ice cubes (I love Easter eggs 🤓) - I absolutely cannot with the puns. Literally had to pause the audio to get my giggling under control before continuing - the smooth transition from “i hope this won’t be awkward lolz” to “we are WAAAAY into this and we dgaf” was 👏🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻👏🏻👏🏻 - Freud would have a field day if he saw how this audio fired up the part of me that loves being a perfect student 👩🏻🎓 - I just go nuts over how natural and organic the build up felt. When speaker first showed how he was really into this, it was almost like it blindsided me and I was like “Welp he really is enjoying himself” lol - let’s add the “you’re so pretty, holy shit” into the trademark list??? - at moments I literally wondered if the listener actually didn’t need “lessons” but really she just wanted to jump her friend and him coming out of the shower in only a towel did her in lol - someone give him the Oscar for best SFX already jeez - really August, your brain is a treasure cove of ideas so protect it at all costs 🫶🏻🫶🏻 Anyways, I’m off to take a walk around space cause I’m going to need a lot more than 10-15 minutes to cool off after that
Arcaneqlim
Genius genius genius
Rose S.
SERIOUSLY 🫠🫠🫠
sarah 💫
Kenna 😭🥺 🫶🏼 I’s just doin my job as a winter soldier 🫡❄️ Altho in retrospect I almost regret it bc this audio is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life
Arcaneqlim
Thank you so much dear lambda sitta 💕💕💕💕🥹too happy to say anything
Arcaneqlim
Gemini’s best hooray( twerking twerting
Arcaneqlim
Awwwwwwww 🥹
Arcaneqlim
Thank you💕
Arcaneqlim
thank you💕
kenna
Sarah u deserve an award for putting this idea out into the universe and suggesting it
IttyLittyTittyCommitee
Learning: a kink for the ✨intellectuals✨
Deja
Pls I didn't even think of this LMAOOOOO
D
my heart did a little !!!!! at the ‘throat training’ tag omfgg
Tindra
🗒✍️
sarah 💫
akajsjdj whippin out that lightsaber 😩🪄
Em
damn ok blowbi-wan
DivineFeminine
OMG what an audio 🫠 August, this was sooo well done. I really enjoy that you try new things in your audios but it’s insane how you exceed the mark so effortlessly. There really is power in softness. The attentiveness and check-ins are always so tender. M’s tone in this was so effusive & sensual as he’s talking her through it, she unselfconsciously leans in with ease. I love the well-paced build-up and how his tone changes as he starts to give in. The eye-contact and thigh kissing were my favorite but the “say my name” over and over towards the end was diabolical 😮💨 The banter in your audios never misses, Blowda is definitely my favorite but Professor Sex-Xavier does have a nice ring 💀
malika🌻
Hope work gets easier on you super soon, roxyyy!
malika🌻
omg 41 minutes (!!)—look at the feast tbh. The banter at the beginning is so fun like yet again it sounds like such a natural convo between best friends. It’s still neat how you can establish ‘this is the relationship these two characters have initially’ quickly in general tho I loved having more time for that here (especially with how super realistic it makes them going from instructional to passionate feel). Them complimenting each other, her kissing his thigh, and the ‘is that okay’ after the first ‘good girl’ were so cute. Why are they cute? The breathier and breathier instructions and eye contact as they start getting carried away like wow, wow. And how sweet was the pause and the check-in when she first choked? Gahhh. I don’t think I realized how hot facefucking could be until this month’s Dirty Talk and this. And the moans as the character came (especially the one at 29:17? I’m calling my lawyers)?? omg??? And idk if you got closer to the mic for the line “come here, come here” after, but my reaction to that sudden, perceived proximity let’s me know I will be calling my other set of lawyers if there is ever a binaural audio. All the ‘baby,’ ‘sweetheart,’ ‘good girl’ and ‘pretty’ comments as he just ruins her as a thank you were gahhh [2] (also, so, so hot that she still wanted something of him in her mouth during that and so, so, so hot hearing the character say he wanted her to teach him next). Sarah came through with this premise as did the banter, buildup, SFX, and these character being hotties. Thanks for making this!
Deja
Literally that's why she sniffed him lmao
Deja
LMAOOOO Missed opportunity 😭😭😭
lilsaltydee
Blushed at 8:51 like omgggg stahhppppp 🤭🤭
Quercus
Another “I- Uh- woah-“ moment but now I’m just like “Wow..that just happened..”
guilty_ofloey
will be back when i’m more coherent
guilty_ofloey
CAN I JUST SAY the last 10 ish minutes are a literal masterpiece
guilty_ofloey
having flashbacks to something that happened that involved popsicles and blowjobs
roxyyy
I still have yet to listen but I’ve had a terrible week at work so I’m soooo looking forward to this 🤭 living for the slow burn and bad jokes tag, we love a goofball in this house 🥹
Steph
I loooooved the scenting so much. It’s so under appreciated - the injustice lol !! Also it seems you voiced this character a little deeper which I think fit perfectly and made him sound a bit more mature. I also loved all the reassurance bits especially when speaker reassured listener that he was just going to hold her head but not push it. It’s a subtle thing but adds so much to making this pairing come off as comfortable and speaker being someone safe for listener to try things out with 🫶 thank youuuu August for another great one ✨
katsu
Thanks for being our Suckstitute Teacher
Fox
I’m sorry to double comment but it got nasty so FAST… theres 30 more minutes??? Is this a guidance kink unlocked. A tutorial kink? Is this healing the part of me that never was told “you’re ok” when learning to ride a bike? Help
TruelyBlue218
Anyone else craving a popsicle? And I have to know,fellas. Does a blow job in a cold mouth feel good?
Fox
Not me moving my finances around to go back to funding this man. Society is doomed if he starts promoting cult ideologies
essie ✨
the puns? the praise? the spitting??? good girl? that’s my girl? baby????? say my name????????? 10/10 no notes
Mara
Blowda was insane sksksksks
angelskin
i wouldnt be too sure. the tip's giving french 🇫🇷 now that im REALLY looking at it. start pledging to croissants
L
The audacity of this man to call out my oral fixation 😝🥵. Every second was a true self indulgent masterpiece. From 30 min on...😵😵💫☠️🥹.
Pomme
As someone who previously Hated the idea of giving head, this has made me into a believer. So hot, so good, so sweet, you simply don't know how to miss!!!
Renèe
Blue flavour supremacy 😚
Jada M
im like so behind on audios bc life is v busy!! But im glad i decided to listen to this one tonight to just clear my head. I actually really love when these are kinda long since you build such a great scene and preface the relationship btwn listener and speaker so well!! “Look at me when im talking to you” and “good job” are killer in this~ and speaker just enjoying whats happening is so good i think its a nice change of pace :3 it makes the service at the end feel all the more intimate and earned just aaahhh great work!! Thanks so much for this!! Excited to tackle my backlog from the past couple of weeks :3
sarah 💫
I thought he was gonna say “teach you to suck dick i will” in a yoda voice or something
R
I had to pause this cause cockrates made me laugh too hard
c
sweetheart ? uhmm okayy https://imgur.com/a/8QLCMZp
Beth
Immediately my new favorite
n.iemahh‘s world
41 mins??? WE’RE SO BACKKKK
bestieplstryquinn
The slow slide from goofy buddy to “say my name” was immaculate
sarah 💫
This was truly everything I could’ve hoped for aND MORE August omg. I’m extremely very super biased but this was. Like I’m so. I need time to process bc my brain is fully melted but what i CAN say is: THANK YOU for embracing the uncertainty and trying out a new kind of audio bc it paid OFFFF‼️can’t imagine what trouble you ran into with this one bc it sounds just. PERFECT. The jokey vibes in the beginning genuinely made me laugh so much, and the popsicle noises?? So so curious if any popsicles were actually harmed (?) in the making of this audio bc it sounds SO real. Also: the pun-off was gold and the best i could come up with was: narcissuck🪞
Foxanna
THE softest, sweetest slow transition into MDom I think I have ever heard (also stickiest I suppose 😂). Just a beautiful dynamic shift. I love how we go from “erm, yeah I’ll have a actual blow job I suppose” to “this is the hottest thing to ever happen to me” energy in such a natural feeling way. Also, incredibly hot. Part 2 plz! 👏 👏 👏 Side note: What happened to the popsickles?!? 😳 are they just melting on the rug or did they finish them? My OCD brain cannot let this go 😅
girlnextdoor
I need a part 2 where he teaches her how to service ✨herself✨ w/ [mirror] [holdinglegsapart] [whisper] [praise] as tags plz There’s my bold comment of the day bye
sarah 💫
SAME i had a migraine and this audio literally cured it [NOT CLICKBAIT] i hope your day shaped up to be better!!
rachel 🍓
I’m gonna be so honest I went into this one ✨intrigued✨ but not entirely sure it would be for me… now on the other side I can say I’m a changed woman 🥵 This is going immediately into the regular listening rotation!!! No one captures a F2L dynamic quite like you, August!
Mo
seeing the banter tag and knowing it's just simply over for me like i'm toast . you should not be this good at bantering what the hell . see you all in five months i need to hibernate to recover
Jillian
also THE ENDING!!!! August u will be hearing from my lawyer
Jillian
Oh my god the escalation. The flip from flirty to passionate. The PRAISE. This one was incredible.
kenna
“is somebody gonna match my freak…?” - speaker character, probably
archnivrs
yess especially the extended moaning while trying to focus on the ~educational experience~
Hannah_Joy
You know. I do like watching you service this popsicle. Film it next time will you 😂
Lottie
This is so good. I suddenly have a craving for a popsicle.
adrian
i needed that.com this audio checked off so many boxes for me, but the best part by far with blowjob scenes is just getting to hear you moan for uhhh long extended periods of time also it was very fun to recognize the themes that were teased in this month's dirty talk audio hehe
Lina
Suckrates 🤓
Sade
i actually lol’d when he said it 😭
Lambda Sitta
Oof, I'm sorry you had a bad day, Jenerosity! I hope the rest of the week fares better
archnivrs
ngl i voted for this because i genuinely wanted these ‘tips’ and you 100% delivered, but i also loved the dynamic between these two characters? the check-ins and way he called her cute was so sweet omg
xai !!
i think i physically fell apart at this notification WAIT
yanna
and he’s somebody with a good technique 🫲🏻🙂↕️🫱🏻
Lambda Sitta
SIX BIRTHDAYS ON THE SAME DAY??? This is WILD STUFF. Happy birthday Itty Litty Titty Committee and Eqlime 🎉. I don't know how many ways there are to say, "have a positive experience celebrating your anniversary around the sun" but maybe "I hope you both did something that'll make you happy today" will suffice ❤️🎂
em
when he matches my freak ✋🏼🙂↕️🤚🏼
El
Hope you have a better day tomorrow!
em
this and a blunt 🫡
Thelnie
Happy birthday!
samrassic park
🫡
MsMagey
Whew I'm hot for teacher y'all If it starts off giggly and silly, I know I'm in danger
K_Dae
Me: *taking notes the entire time 🧐🧐🧐 LMAOOOOOO
IttyLittyTittyCommitee
Hell yeah, birthday twin! Get your sexy Gemini ass a lil treat 😘
Jenerosity
I had such a shitty day and this was so worth the wait.
IttyLittyTittyCommitee
Mentally preparing myself to blush for the rest of the summer anytime I see someone eating a popsicle 🙌🫠
Grace
Happy birthdayyy
Grace
Happy birthday!!!
August Winter
Aw thank you! And no fruits involved!! Just my hand and mouth!
August Winter
I only swear allegiance to the rocket pop flag
Lexapro
Headcanon this is the precursor to the ex FWB voicemail 👁👄👁
August Winter
Happy birthday, Eqlime!!
August Winter
Thank you so much for the great suggestion!! Hope you like it
Craw Daddy
14:59? That ‘Look at me.’ Now THAT is what I’m talkin bout.
isabella
i Just started but the comedy is already so good “i like to snack while i dry, is that a CRIME?” “you think i can’t have a popsicle without getting my towel sticky—ah, fuck, the bottom is melting—”
sillypiggy
That was devastating. It’s the shaky breathiness that SENDS ME. Also once again thank you for the valuable insight, I took notes ✍️
✨ jo ✨
"I LIKE TO SNACK WHILE I DRY" ffs this guy is now my #1 fav in augustverse
✨ jo ✨
i JUST had a popsicle 😩💦🫠
mags
Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
Becca
Yuuuuuup
similanian
🎂 hbd!
girlnextdoor
HOW MANY LETTERS IN POPSICLE?🎤🎤🎤
Cheyenne Dziadosz
Have wondered the same thing. Would be a truly wild thing to see "the process"!!!
pt_princess
I can't get over how good these audios always are but I'm also so curious about what gets used to make some of the sfx especially for eating out. Like how many peaches or other juicy fruits do you go through 🍑🤷♀️
Kizø
Lmfaoooo August with something in his mouth and still talking is adorable
amy
well god damn i guess im eating some dick tonight
similanian
august ur such a generous n caring friend i almost tear up 😇 making himself useful n helping a friend with what she’s self conscious about is def what a good friend should do📢
El
This is not only incredibly sexy but genuinely very sweet. Learning from a trusted friend is honestly one of the hottest experiences and can be an amazing confidence booster. The respect, care, and mutuality in this is top tier!
Sade
Can confirm: I’m wrecked 🫠
electra
the academic in me has awoken✨ I’m taking notes, i’m breaking out the highlighters and color coding, I will be getting an A in blowjob 101!
Diane
My last coherent request, “hey Siri, play Lunch by Billie Eilish”
Deja
I nutted before I could even finish this audio 😫✋🏾 it was so good, u got me out of jerking it rut I've been in due to an incoming period so thank u for that August my goodness 😚
Deja
@Yanna NASTYYYYYYY
Deja
No literally 😭😭 I love her so much and I'm so happy this is a meme now so everyone can find out who she is!!
yanna
I’VE BEEN A NASTY GIIIIIIRL
similanian
Nashe haha luv her
Zzzphoria
I literally had to stop just from hearing you lick that popsicle because I stopped breathing. Good lord.🎧✨
El
Happy birthday! 😊
angelskin
lmao the popsicle in usa colors is taking me OUT😭
El
This hit
wiggie
having my phone on vibrate when someone calls me gives me FLASHBACKS LIKE THATS SO RAVEN🫠
Sade
August I stg you’ve infiltrated my brain 🙅🏻♀️ the next 41 minutes and 25 seconds will wreck me
Thelnie
I was trying not to- not helping, Sarah! 😭
Jay
We’re eating popsicles tonight😻
sarah 💫
DONT FORGET ICE CUBES 🧊☝🏼
Arcaneqlim
Became a moan yesterday as my birthday gift and now I’m sucking a popsicle smiling silly.
Ana
Easily top 5 best audios you’ve ever dropped
Lambda Sitta
Four birthdays on the same day is WILD haha. Happy birthday, I hope you had a great time with whatever celebrations you chose 🎉
Ynara
I am g o b b l i n g 🍴 If there ever is another Moany Awards, this is my #1 now, hands down. Going from [Banter] to that dirty talk is criminal. I missed the [Praise] when reading it the first time and well, you certainly did deliver. This was an experience.
Thelnie
I can’t see strawberry milk tea normally anymore and now popsicles? Is nothing safe?!
Little•Miss•Good•Girl
This was so incredibly sexy! It turned me on so much! I love your praises in this. What a masterpiece 🙌🏻😍🥰👏🏻
FuzzyLlama
It's giving Colin Bridgerton "Im just here to teach you"
Craw Daddy
I’m sat.
Craw Daddy
“You can just get down there and show me where you want to be.” DON’T TEMPT ME WITH A GOOD TIME AUGUST
Luna
Blowda is crazy
lolly
relatively newbie here - was scrolling through your page casually and got jumpscared by this, i’ve never been on time for anything!! hahaha it’s great though, thanks august :)
Deja
When u said ur a freak, all I could think of was "Is somebody gonna match my freak??? Need somebody with a good technique!!" LMAO
wiggie
I feel bonita🤭😇
Jinxdancer
Wow, not even 15 minutes in and I’ve had to pause to collect myself multiple times. I can tell this one is gonna be Top 5 for me.
Craw Daddy
The way I’ve been counting down to this drop and STILL missed the notif. Unbelievable I’m 43 minutes late to this masterpiece
Violet 💜
Oh wow 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😲😮💨😮💨😲😮💨😮💨😲😲😲😲🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 this was incredible jesus christ
Craw Daddy
and do you feel bonita?
spoon 🪐
OH MY GOD
Rya Li
1:45 soundin like that SpongeBob episode where he's Assertive and steals ice cream
Rya Li
Haven't even listened yet but love the pic lmao
K
Morpheus > Morphallus
wiggie
feeling very much “taquito at the 7 eleven” atm
Cheyenne Dziadosz
THE PRAISE!!!! 😭
chai
happy birthday!!! 🎂🥳
Jinxdancer
The way that I’ve been waiting for this and now I have the perfect thing to listen to before bed 😩🥰
ky 💌❣️✨
im rolling around like a fucking hot dog.
wiggie
thigh kisses have me rotating in place rn this is absolutely bonkers
Andrea
Halfway into this and you don't miss. Ik this prompt incited discussion, but for someone inexperienced, Speaker sounds like a respectful and encouraging person, not at all patronizing to F. I think this one will please a good number of listeners!
Sunny
I CLOSED MY WORK SO QUICK
kenna
AND THESE TAGS…..
Sparrowthehero
Snacking AND drying. I have been missing an opportunity.
Riri
Eye twitching like squidward after seeing the cover and the tags
Elle
blowda 💀
Veen
We have a great track record with audios that begin with popsicles. Let’s MF go.
Cheyenne Dziadosz
🤣
Cheyenne Dziadosz
Happy Birthday!!!!
Lambda Sitta
I'M WHEEZING 🤣
一具尸体
🥵
kenna
41 minutes oh this is something serious
ky 💌❣️✨
YOUR MINDDD
kookie
40 minutes?? im locking in 🫡
sarah 💫
the popsicle was a paid actor
aria
while I’m at work august?! boss makes a dollar, i make a dime so now i’m edging on company time
kenna
I CACKLED PLSSSS
sarah 💫
Happy birthday!! 🎁
sarah 💫
[bad jokes] as a tag is working in ways i never thought it would. AND THE POPSICLE?? very cool very cool Also yayyy ty for using my lil suggestion August, can’t wait to listen!!
Meiyadaxigua
oh my clitoris!!!!
yanna
[Spit] call an ambulance, im deceased
Maia
Happy birthday🥳🥳
Ynara
Dear future me, am I eating it up?
Cheyenne Dziadosz
I agree blue 💙 first place flavor. Red ❤️ very close second. 😆
August Winter
Happy birthday, N!!
ky 💌❣️✨
the cover photo please PLEASE be serious
wiggie
NOT THE ROCKET POP PLS
alterniflora
the image choice 🤣🫡
Little•Miss•Good•Girl
I am soooo excited to listen to this one omg! Let’s go ladies! 💗💗🙌🏻🙌🏻
Maia
You’re funny for the popsicle💀
N
happy bday to me fr 🥳
Samaru
Ahahaha the popsicle stick 😂
Violet 💜
I'm gonna die aren't I?
amanda
41 minutes we are FEASTING TONIGHT!!
Violet 💜
I've been waiting for this 😫😫😫
daniesdownfall
The way I KNOW this one is about to be good ASF🤭
birdie
ran did not walk to this
Andrea
Yes!
Jaz
IM READY
Melissa
SO READY FOR THIS !!