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[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] [M4F] Corrupting the Corny Holiday Romcom Love Interest in His Cabin [Rough Mdom] [Strangers to Lovers] [Light Parody] [Tropes] [Meta] [Cheesy Dialogue] [Warming Up][Massage] [Casual Sex?] [Making Out] [Titplay] [Pussy Eating] [Face Riding] [Topping From the Bottom] [Spanking] [Degradation] [Praise] [Hair Pulling] [Size] [Begging] [Masturbation] [Cumplay] [Cock Slapping] [Missionary] [Neck Holding] [Grinding] [Teasing] [Overstim] [Full Nelson] [D*ddy] [Breeding] [Creampie]
🕑 Added 2024-12-31 02:08:16 +0000 UTCADDITIONAL TAGS: [Sloppy] [Hair Pulling[ [Cum on Body/Face] [Fingering] [Spitting During Oral] [Underwear Ripping]
You're an ambitious, hard-working go-getter from the big city who's had enough of the rat race and decided to move to the small, holiday-obsessed town of Mistleton for the holidays. While trying to buy a Christmas tree for your new cottage, you encounter a handsome, small town stranger who seems every inch the wholesome, mild-mannered Mr. Right. But is there more than meets the eye?
Hi!
We did it!! Another year of audios done, and classic me, very under the wire. It's an audio where a cheesy holiday romcom scenario takes a strangely filthy turn. Boy, I sure hope you like it! It was a lot of fun to try to emulate the style of corny dialogue, or at least my idea of it? I don't even really know if it's accurate, I've seen like two of these movies.
I remember getting a question once if I would ever to a "parody" or "comedy" NSFW audio and this isn't fully that, but there's probably more jokes and like wink wink meta-fictional elements, so if you're looking for any kind of realism, this isn't the one for you. I hope it's entertaining though and at least we go pretty hard on the sex.
See you in 2025! It's been a blast. Won't do much reflection here, because Jan/Feb is the real Patreon anniversary, so we'll get to that.
Take care and Happy New Year,
august 🌨️
Names Used: Sweetheart, gorgeous, baby, good girl, city girl, sl-t, cocksl-t, toy, f-cktoy
CW: Breeding dirty talk, mention of womb, and "get you pregnant". Some possessive, free use style dirty talk around "keeping" Listener character, making them stay, and "using all their holes", which Listener brings up first.
![[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] [M4F] Corrupting the Corny Holiday Romcom Love Interest in His Cabin [Rough Mdom] [Strangers to Lovers] [Light Parody] [Tropes] [Meta] [Cheesy Dialogue] [Warming Up][Massage] [Casual Sex?] [Making Out] [Titplay] [Pussy Eating] [Face Riding] [Topping From the Bottom] [Spanking] [Degradation] [Praise] [Hair Pulling] [Size] [Begging] [Masturbation] [Cumplay] [Cock Slapping] [Missionary] [Neck Holding] [Grinding] [Teasing] [Overstim] [Full Nelson] [D*ddy] [Breeding] [Creampie]](https://img10.patrefans.com/storage/12/un/xy/563145-019e80a2-19df-76f1-83ee-1c112f3df6a2.jpg)
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![[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] [M4F] Corrupting the Corny Holiday Romcom Love Interest in His Cabin [Rough Mdom] [Strangers to Lovers] [Light Parody] [Tropes] [Meta] [Cheesy Dialogue] [Warming Up][Massage] [Casual Sex?] [Making Out] [Titplay] [Pussy Eating] [Face Riding] [Topping From the Bottom] [Spanking] [Degradation] [Praise] [Hair Pulling] [Size] [Begging] [Masturbation] [Cumplay] [Cock Slapping] [Missionary] [Neck Holding] [Grinding] [Teasing] [Overstim] [Full Nelson] [D*ddy] [Breeding] [Creampie]](https://img10.patrefans.com/storage/1/fo/sp/563145-019e80a2-1a04-7032-a177-e5421f44ce75.png)
Comments
Sara
I didn’t know the meaning of life until I heard August yapping about Christmas trees 🥹 I now identify as a Douglas Fir 🌲
Adaora
37:00 a wise man once said… WTHELLY !!!
gojoflakes
i’m back i almost forgot how dizzy i get from the deep ass voice, also cumming from eating pussy???????? WHAT good lord this man has completely ruined every other man for me
lubear
came back here again and died <3 resting in peace, right now 🙂↕️
Ethel M.
This boy right here, he's my favorite. I can see why the girl seduced her grumpy roommate after watching this romcom on "the netflix" in that older audio.
Lady SJ
hahaha this is so fun to listen to 🤣
chorelle
10:11 i’m so late but the “secret royalty”.. not The Princess Switch shade 💀
Caitlin 🩷🌻 (chappelmoan)
YES. Exactly. Thats exactly who this is, and that’s probably why it had me melting 🫠
FuzzyLlama
He reminds me of Ted from Schitt's Creek 😅
