May 2025 Schedule
🕑 Added 2025-05-07 01:09:50 +0000 UTCHi everyone!
Here's the schedule for this month, hope the month is treating you well so far. Really pumped for spring/summer audios! Here's the schedule for the month, poll coming soon.
Take care,
august 🌨️
EDIT: Dirty Talk is still coming today but it’ll be in a couple hours! Thanks for your patience.
EDIT 2: Moving some things around, including bumping our wedding early access audio to Monday!
EDIT 3: You know when we get to edit 3 it's been a messed-up month haha. Audio is coming in the next 12 hours! See you then.
May Schedule (Subject to Change)
Wednesday, May 7th: Dirty Talk audio (moans + murmurs)
Monday, May 19/Tuesday, May 20th: Early access audio (All tiers)
Friday, May 23rd: SFW audio (moans)
Thursday, May 29th: Patreon exclusive audio (moans + murmurs)
Comments
AliveBody
they uploded, have fun yall
sav kate
How we holdin up, early gang? 👀
Ethel M.
I keep coming back to refresh like I'm waiting to check in to my SWA flight
KWoww
Happy Drop Day my darlings!
chloe
i need to know what he’s cooking over there LMFAO
AliveBody
postponing the wedding, huh? very on theme! (hope you’re ok!)
X
edit 3 is the funniest thing today
sarah 💫
I think around 3 pm PST/6 pm EST iirc!
Nicole
omg i’m so excited, what time did he post edit #3? does anyone know?
Sabina 🌹
Selfishly excited for a midday drop. I mean, who doesn't like freshly baked audio porn during their lunch break? 😏 Sorry you're having a difficult month. I hope it improves. Brb, getting a witch on Etsy to send you positive energy. As always, thank you for keeping us in the loop. Look after yourself. 💙
sarah 💫
Omg I was just thinking this! 4 audios a month is such a treat for us listeners but must take so much work and energy for a creator — I am in full support of him taking a lil mini vacay and tbh, I absolutely loveeeee the amount of audios we get, but I’d feel equally spoiled by riches if he wanted to switch it up and make 3 audios a month instead! 💗
Dana
Take all the time you need! We’re not going any where 😭🫰🏼
Grace
I love that song!
viccyswrld
oh my god a wedding audio?? i can’t wait to see what you’ve come up with it always a pleasure 🎀
Grace
It seems like you need a summer vacation just as much as I do! No but seriously all jokes aside, don’t burn yourself out. You seem to have had some tough months*. Every job gets vacation time, even yours. We can survive a month, especially if it makes your life a bit easier 💕
Gabriella 🥭
As we know, you can’t hurry love, no, you just have to wait! I appreciate your perseverance; I’m sorry this month has been so messed up 💗. It’s literally never not worth the wait, happy to dream of Rambunctious Puppy M then meet him in the AM! 🛌
phonons
Thank you for always keeping us updated. Sorry to hear you've been having issues 💛
Peony
I didn’t get a notif for this schedule update either. I think same goes for the last schedule update too…
roxy 🦋
Oop. Not sure if my patreon is glitching out but for some reason but I didn’t get any notifs for this edit like I usually would? (Email and in app- but the in app ones have been glitchy for me alll month) Anyone else? Just me? Ok 🙃
sarah 💫
Omg I didn’t realize there was a third edit to the schedule until I saw your comment! I totally agree — good things take time and I’m always happy to wait for a delicious meal 😌🍽️
rachel 🍓
I really appreciate you always taking the time to update the schedule when you encounter delays! been anticipating this wedding audio since September, so a drop in the next 12 hours is no sweat! v happy to be patient! thank you for your dedication!🫡
sarah 💫
Making sure to stretch my hammies so I don’t cramp up on the wedding dance floor later during the horny book club conga line 💃🏻🪩🕺🏻😍 what’s a wedding without Miami Sound Machine?? 🌴
gojoflakes
I DIDN’T NOTICE UNTIL NOW WEDDING? AUDIO?
Gabriella 🥭
Mentally preparing for the wedding audio listening to Meri Banno Ki Aayegi Baraat and the Electric Slide over and over again 💃🏿
roxy 🦋
Welcome Zarinthia! Hope you have fun here ✨💕
Zarinthia
Oo my very first audio coming out live since I subscribed. Y'all have such a positive community here I love it. Also bump and +1 for gamer part 2. Or v day revenge part 2. Can't forget the 3-4 more til morning 😏
Space Lillies
Also, it is a bit ridiculus how cute the comment section is. 🥰🤩 I did not have wholesome porn communities on my life’s bingo card.
Space Lillies
Man, its annoying being on NZ time. Its been Monday 19 for over 21 hours here 😂. You think I would remember to add a day, but I forget every time 🙃.
alisha 🌱
omg anna congrats on the third date and i hope you have an absolute blast tonight!! 💖
🪷Lily🪷
Did he just casually mention a wedding audio 🤯 I don’t think I’m emotionally prepared for this 😮💨
Anna 🦕🌺🌸
guys there’s no audio today but i do have a third date tonight 🥰 aaaand a fuck ton of work to do first lol rip :( how is everybody else’s upcoming weekend?
Sabina 🌹
Not you summoning @Manifest. Calling in the big guns, are we? Real!
Gabriella 🥭
The two show poodles you raise, Itsy & Bitsy, are fighting at home, and you must rush back to stop them!
roxy 🦋
Welp guess it’s another drop in the middle of my 9am morning meetings 😔 rip to the cozy Saturdays when I could start my morning with a new audio in peace Feel free to toss me some believable excuses for why I might suddenly vanish for 40+ minutes while I’m clocked in 💻
lazysusan
I'm sorry... the WEDDING audio???!?
🌸🌷Lauren🌷 🌸
Okay but birthday twinn✨ Happy early birthday!!
veryimportantfish
ahhh my bday present transferred to you i guess :’)
veryimportantfish
😭 rip my bday present audio!
aali
august haha wdym wedding audio
mmorgan04
"I hope the early access is a Mother's Day audio." Wedding early access has been bumped to Monday. "F*ck them kids, 🤸🏾♂️. "
Dana
I don’t wanna say I manifested the delay but I manifested the delay 👀😭
Gabriella 🥭
Oooo so fun, safe travels! ✈️
kuma
Wow so I'm getting exclusive audio for my birthday present hee hee I'm so excited🖤
Gabriella 🥭
Excellent, this gives me more time to: 1) ask @Manifest to manifest Puppy (for Speaker) in the wedding audio (they clearly have magical powers!!!!), and 2) listen to DT #28 one dozen more times 😊
erin 🤸♂️
WEDDING EARLY ACCESS AUDIO???
L89
WEDDING AUDIO!?!? Consider me deceased! ☠️
LexxSolace
Ohhhh was hoping to listen to the new audio on Friday ! But it’s good that on Monday I can listen to that on my way to Italy 🇮🇹 Thank you August for keeping such a clear schedule 🖤🖤
miaow
pfp… i know what you are 🤝
miaow
not sure where to ask this but will we get another song cover in the future? c:
AliveBody
i just know august is reading these comments, feet in the air, giggling 🤭
hellosunshine ☀️
Adding it all to my Google calendar 🗓️ 📌 lfgggg
✨️ Lola ✨️
🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯 we need @shiloh here with her pfp 🕯🕯🕯🕯✨️
Liz
https://tenor.com/view/hair-flip-alexis-alexis-rose-annie-murphy-schitts-creek-gif-20802643
Gabriella 🥭
Yippee even
Rose S.
Ahhh, happy birthday month, Dafina!! 🥳
wiggie
time to break out those airpods and a brisk 20-25 minute bathroom break!
GinGin
Oooh I would NOT mind another gamer one ❤️
Dana
The way I’m secretly manifesting a delay on **one** of those to get posted on my birthday ahem 👀😂
AliveBody
(Subject to change)
LexxSolace
Such good news to hear the first thing in the morning !!! Happy May August 🖤
AliveBody
Sitting here very demurely waiting for the early access 🧘🏻♀️
phonons
Nothing like a schedule post to remind me of the passage of time. How is it already May?! I've got like 2 months worth of content to catch up on 🙂↕️
roxy 🦋
As much as I love that we’re getting a drop soon…a midweek one when I’ll be at the office is diabolical work 😭
rae
HI AUGUST you should try Expedition 33 I’d loooove to hear your thoughts on it! Have a wonderful spring :3
Dafina
I’ve been so inactive lately… but I must say: we eating so good for my birthday month 🍽️
roxy 🦋
Winter is coming for me so hot audios will be perfect for keeping me warm 🔥
alisha 🌱
omg i hope you have a fun second date!! 💖 and having a whole 4 weeks off in june sounds like the best time~ ☀️
DivineFeminine
✨spies✨part✨two✨
Dana
Hope the month has been treating YOU well! Don’t forget to hydrate! Hot summer coming up with probably even hotter audios🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥
Anna 🦕🌺🌸
ive been so busy i still haven’t made it to anything from last month 😭 also diabolical to publish a DT this week when i have a second date coming up this friday? i will be postponing listening so im not in a completely INSANE headspace. but happy may everybody!!! im taking four weeks off at the end of june and maybe then ill be able to catch up on the backlog lmao
Thelnie
Oh are we giving audio suggestions here? Manifesting Gamer part 2 where speaker is a soldier in Overwatch and puts points in that damage aoe and he runs around slowly killing everyone and actually stays on the robot the end. Thanks for the schedule!
c80-kiNz
ok, hear me out...spring is the beginning of motorcycle season (at least where i live)... shy-seeming, girl-next-door type climbs on the back of speaker's motorcycle after he teases her for being a goodie-two-shoes. the ride gets handsy, then public scene where listener proves she's not as innocent as he thinks. maybe speaker has his helmet on for some of it (reminiscent of the Mando audio, which was so fucking delectable). just a thought ☺️🙏🏻
erin 🤸♂️
hope you’re doing well boss <3
alisha 🌱
oooh happy early birthday, erin!!~ if you don't mind me asking, are you a may gemini or a june gemini? 🥰
erin 💕
Procrastinating cleaning, but - crossing my fingers that we get part two for our fav spies!!! Will never not vote for it when it’s in the polls 🤭
sarah 💫
Oof so many ppl I know are having a mayday may, I’m sorry it’s been so rough for you too! 😓 here’s hoping the rest of the month shapes up to be better! 🫶🏼
alisha 🌱
omg happy early birthday, rachel!! what a fun birthday gift to celebrate with!!~ 💖
JammyJam
Yayyy it’s nice to hear from you again August! Can’t wait for the summery treats 😋😋😋
chloe
what iffffff
chloe
lol what if we got another vacation themed audio so i can pretend i’m not in the trenches working my ass off
rachel 🍓
omg SFW audio drop on my birthday? let’s goooo! excited for the poll too—perhaps wedding audio season is upon us? wishing a stellar birthday month to my fellow may babies! ♉️💖♊️
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
Doing my very happy "its a new DT day tomorrow" dance! 💕
Lucy
The summery audios are so fun, the flirty vibe makes summer audios some of my faves 💕 so excited to see what August is cooking for this summer
Courtney💋
Manifesting a F2L audio where the listener rides the speaker in a cute sundress with her panties pulled to the side 👗
chloe
guys i’m crawling through may on my hands and knees. how are y’all
Cait
life is worth liviiiing
Claudia
why there is no streaming recently🥹
Samma
*insert Kermit arm flailing gif here*
.apllesauce
Thank u for the food
Mimi (she they)
a Wednesday drop? call that hump day
key
YESSSS DIRTY TALK TMR, early grad gift😁
erin 💕
Happy spring! 🪻🌸🌺🌷🌻🌼💐 and happy birthday to all my Taurus babies and fellow Gemini babies 🤭🫶🏻
ky ❣️💌✨
wahooooo
yanna
hello, we’ve missed you!!
Courtney💋
Here's to flirty summer vibes and sundress season 😌 ✨️
Youli
FINALLY!!