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Bluff City 21: Hard Luck Pt. 2
🕑 Added 2019-11-06 01:11:34 +0000 UTC[Two sheets of letter size paper, yellow, secured to a telephone pole in a column. Bluff City.]
What’s the biggest animal you can think of?
Don’t WORRY about it. We CAN transport it
LIONS. We can transport them.
ANTELOPE. We can transport them!
We once transported an OX clean through the CRANBERRY bogs,
With no problems at ALL!
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What’s our secret?
It’s a SIMPLE combo of VERSATILITY OF TRANSPORTATION,
And EXPERTIZE.
VERSATILITY OF TRANSPORTATION:
We’ve got TRACTORS. We’ve got TRAILERS.
We’ve got boats BIG AND SMALL.
We have a SINGLE PROP airplane with a LIMITED fuel range!
EXPERTIZE:
We’re VERY good at this.
555-918-1414!!
Featuring: Austin Walker, Ali Acampora, Keith J Carberry, Art Martinez-Tebbel, and Jack de Quidt
Music & Description by Jack de Quidt
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Comments
Carly Straight
Expertize with a z
siberianpine
You are all VERY good at this
