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Bluff City 20: Hard Luck Pt. 1
🕑 Added 2019-10-29 15:45:09 +0000 UTC
[Three sheets of letter size paper, pink, secured to a telephone pole in a column. Bluff City.]
THE ALBATROSS CASINO is OPENING SOON!
But! What if you DON’T KNOW ANYTHING? WOW!! What a missed OPPORTUNITY that would be ($$$)
If YOU pay ME i will TEACH you how to PLAY CASINO GAMES
BLACKJACK. POKER. MECHANICAL HORSE RACING.
No game too EASY. No game too DIFFICULT.
555-423-7431!!
CRAPS. SLOTS. PACHINKO.
No game too NEW. No game too OLD. I KNOW THEM ALL!
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I’ll teach FAST. You’ll learn FAST. And once you’ve got the games down:
SPECIAL TRICKS. New TACTICS
Ways to WIN the casino will have NIGHTMARES about
I’ll explain BETTING ODDS to you and I’ll do it CLEARLY
Because I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!
You CAN’T GO WRONG
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And MY credentials? GOOD QUESTION.
I am a SMART MAN with a LIBRARY CARD
Is an ACE high? Or LOW?
I have an ACADEMIC UNDERSTANDING of “spread BETTING”
The casino is COMING. Do NOT miss OUT ($$$) 555-423-7431!!
Featuring: Austin Walker, Ali Acampora, Keith J Carberry, Art Martinez-Tebbel, and Jack de Quidt
Music & Description by Jack de Quidt
A transcription is available for this episode here.
A full list of completed transcriptions is available here. Our transcriptions are provided by a fan organized paid transcription project.
Comments
Lockfin
Is there any way the cast could make the play set they used available? UK Roleplayers has shut down and all their work is no longer accessible.
Tim L.
they're back! the world's most perfect descriptions are back!!! also a bluff city podcast is here too
