Wanna help me out? (solved)

Ars Gratia Artis

I like the part you added about the Leader (Sam Sterns). Ha!

Tracy Scops

Considering how the engagement of patrons worked, I'm very keen on doing this sort of thing again in the near future. ;)

Jules Teak

Wow, that went fast :P Was still drafting mine

Tracy Scops

Thanks Matthew. Unfortunately I finished before your suggestions came in. ;)

Matthew Snape

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Tracy Scops

Thanks! And there's probably plenty other typos somewhere else too... =P

Dennis King

Awesome! Mine got in! *Laughs* although 'wild Laura girls', slight typo there Tracy

David Ellis

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David Ellis

CODENAME HELP: Creative minds needed to brainstorm new name for glue-themed supervillain. "Paste-Pot Pete" apparently inspires laughter; need something more intimidating. Offering 10% of future heists. ppetrowski@copynpaste.com

David Ellis

Female student(s) wanted, to help fill roster of co-ed private school in Westchester. Want friends to share teen-girl interests; help field advances from otherwise-male student body. Preferred: Mutant power, looking good in blue/gold jumpsuit. Contact redheadgrey@xaviers.edu

Dennis King

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Ars Gratia Artis

Hulkbuster 2000 Vibrator (new line) Once you go green, you'll never get mean due to lack of a partner (new line) ***Endorsed by She-Hulk***

FoolyMagooly

This is a dumb one but "Highly intelligent man seeking woman with elaborate, octopus related fantasies. Must have no metal allergies. Serious inquiries only. Contact at xx.superior_o.xx@hotmail.com"

Large headed bald voyeur seeking couple who like to be watched. Will not interfere. Must be willing to allow prophetic announcements and potential memory manipulation. whowatchesthewatcher@prosilicus.com

SH2307

"Popular Adult Fanfiction gaining online attention as known adult film industry seeks to buy rights for new porn film". A nod to the Miles & Kamala series