This isn't gold?! (nsfw set)
🕑 Added 2018-02-15 07:59:59 +0000 UTC Traveling Merchant: "Thank you for your patronage, Apprentice. Ah a gold coin! You must be doing very well for yourself at the castle."The merchant gives the coin a quick test bite and is shocked at the results! A small breaking sound occurs as the gold foil tears, exposing a chocolate disk hidden underneath.
Traveling Merchant: “This isn’t a gold coin?! It’s…”
She takes a moment to peel away the remains wrapper and lick her lips a few times.
Traveling Merchant: “It’s chocolate! Chirp chirp chirp chirp. You fooled me!”
A mischievous smile erupts from her face as she gives you a playful shove.
Full NSFW image set attached~<3
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Comments
Mooboy2000
Especially Bunny guard and Kitty magician heh.
TextileMonster
In a medieval-ey fantasy world, chocolate could be more valuable than gold. (Especially if every cave has a dragon or some other creature guarding a treasure hoard, then you'd just have rampant inflation and a wrecked economy ala 16th-century Spain.)
Michael Hawk
we need more wet tunic versions of all the girls
Tmothy B. Ross
Playfully smile and say "Well darn you caught me. But what can I get for rest of my "Gold" coins?"