Weekend Challenge: Goblin Attack!!!
🕑 Added 2018-11-03 07:01:01 +0000 UTC Oktoberfest at the Stars Reach Tavern got waaaayy out of control and now Goblins are crashing the party!The Instructors are outnumbered, but only for now... Comment below which Instructor you will fight along side of. Hit that Like button to punch a Goblin!
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of course I'll fight along side sunny, I'll (excuse me if i get this wrong) Illumus Lux Brea (i totally butchered that.. it probably cause myself to go blind at this point) at which point while the goblins are attacking the now blinded me sunny would cast levetiate and I can just stab them while they're floating there
TextileMonster
Recalling a previous incident with the Archery Instructor, I quickly pull down Eleanna's underwear before running off behind the goblins. In her blind rage, she gets off far more shots than she would have otherwise, and by hiding behind the goblin attackers I make sure her arrows hit the enemy (instead of myself).
Brea all the way. Lend her a good sword to compliment the broken one.
Pyrites1
Eleanna seems to have a problem killing living creatures, so I think I should fight beside her to protect her ..... even though she will hate me for it. XD
Jay-Jak
for the dank memes XD
Eldritch Wizard
Why do you want to end it's adventuring career?
Jay-Jak
I would fight alongside the archery instructor and shoot a goblin in the knee
Soup
Alright first thing is first, as a master of the drunken fist, I grab three of the strongest drinks within arms reach and chug them before flipping the table onto several of the unfortunate goblins. Next begin the stumbling and "lucky" punches. Use the chairs, tables, and other goblins as weapons and shields to fight. By this time the instructors should be awake and notice something is horribly wrong about half the goblins should be down and then they can join the fight. Once that happens it's best to fight alongside Brea as she won't question a drunk idiot who is surviving battle by sheer dumb luck and alcohol.
Mooboy2000
In all the confusion going on I grab Sunny and we whip out our wands to try and defend ourselves, in the heat of battle our spells got mixed together and somehow we end up calling down a lightning bolt that fries a bunch of goblins.
I boost up to unleash my special move “goblin punch combo ultra”
Phil Bé
I grab my wand and get close to Sunny, kicking a goblin on the way. I then concentrate on a group of goblins and cast a spell to make them levitate. Finally, I turn to Sunny with a smile and ask her to push them as hard as possible to a wall with her magic.
HunterKing
I shall grab a chair and smack a goblin with it to make it drop their shield. I shall then take the shield, bash one goblin in the face with the front of it then brace myself with it to let Sunny ricochet a spell off of it to hit a separate group of goblins.
AGL games
YES!! You have Brea's thanks, Sir Hawk of the Royal Guard.
Michael Hawk
special move with brea. grabing her arm and belt tight and swinging her to increase her weapons reach.
Michael Hawk
i shall aid brea. as she probably rushes into the biggest group of goblins she will soon be circled by them. using the goblins as stepping stone i cross the sea of enemies to stand back to back with brea holding my trusty sword and shield.
AGL games
Wow great story! Definitely worthy of a bonus point towards unlocking the image!
Eldritch Wizard
I shall rush into battle with my trusty bow. Noticing two goblin trying to sneak behind Eleanna, I will run at her and go down into a baseball slide shooting between her legs. Striking each goblin in the gut, my momentum carries me along the same path as my arrows. Trying my best (and failing) not too look up, I end up laying on the ground behind her with a little blood trickling out my nose.