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Merry Christmas Wallpaper panties + Christmas Carol
🕑 Added 2018-12-24 19:00:00 +0000 UTCAn AGL Christmas Carol:
AGL Team: "We wish you a Faulty Christmas~ We wish you a Faulty Christmas~ We wish you a Faulty Christmas and a Faulty New--"
Din: "Wait, hold on! That didn't sound right.. We're surprised to be singing Merry Christmas, aren't we? Who wrote this script?"
Jesika: "You did. See, your name is even at the bottom.."
Din: "What? There' no way I would write a song like that. A "faulty Christmas" sounds like we're wishing for something to go wrong."
Jesika: "I know. That's why Bam and I said we didn't want to sing it. Right, Bam?"
A young man in an ugly stripped Christmas sweater is suddenly startled into responding.
BamBam: "Me? Oh my God! Are you guys really letting me speak? Uhh... If you're reading this HELP ME! Din and Jesika have been keeping me locked in a basement! I haven't seen my family in--"
With a finger snap from Din, two interns with black ski masks grab the terrified Programmer. Only as the interns throw him down a dark stairway and slam the door behind do you realize the stripes on his sweater were ropes and duct tape...
Din: "I told you, you'll see your family again when the game is finished, and not a day sooner! Hey Tex, Rush!"
Interns: "Yes boss?"
Din: "Go ahead and rough him up a little. Just make sure not to damage his fingers. Anything else is fair game."
Jes: "Ahem. Din?"
Din: "Yes, dear?"
Jes: "We're still live in front of peoples' phones and computers. We're supposed to be singing a Christmas carol to promote the Christmas Wallpaper set, remember? They're reading all of this..."
Din: "You've got to be kidding me! THIS is in the script too?!"
*Dear valued reader, we regret to inform you that this post has ended due to writer's error: it has simply become far too silly to continue. We thank you for your understanding, and may you have a Faulty-- God damnit.... Thank you for understanding, and have a Merry Christmas from the AGL Team.
Playable update for Royal Guard is now available [ here ]
Winterfest in the Lower Courtyard Event for Knight tiers coming Christmas Eve!
We wish you all a wonderful Christmas season!
Special thanks to everyone that has to work during the holidays.
Din + AGL team
Written by: Geoff Trebs @dinmoney
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Michael Hawk
**technical dificulties screen** merry christmas guys
