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Year of the Tiger
🕑 Added 2022-01-27 13:23:23 +0000 UTC"Yeah, I knew exactly what I was in for... the second I showed him those poll results and he got that look in his eye, I knew I'd pay for this."
"Usually, V doesn't mind going along with CV stuff, so it caught me off guard when he had a condition to my request. We've made a few vids together... some public, some not, and he's done way worse things than dress-up for a camera. I couldn't really figure it out. As far as I knew, he loved dressing up almost as much as I did. He's a natural thespian..."
"I didn't really get it until the next day or so when a package arrived on his porch. I thought it was my OVT collectible merch, so imagine my surprise when this big fucker pulls out this tiger-striped ensemble, complete with some bodypaint and hair dye. I almost cried. Hell, I -actually- cried when I saw he'd gotten me one too...and it came with a uh... whip."
"I won't lie. If I wasn't so turned on I might've pissed myself at the thought of him hitting me with that thing. I'm actually surprised I didn't pass out--but I took it like a champ, and now I can brag about how great he looks in that outfit to all of my subscribers."
"Oh, and ...Happy New Year."
Comments
Twiggy Blackwater
He's too much for my heart.
Ash
..look at him😍 Vance is so-…wow
Twiggy Blackwater
He got what he asked for...and everything that comes with the territory. He considers it a pleasure <3
Chinry
Chrys has suffered for his sins and we couldn't be more grateful
Twiggy Blackwater
Doesn't he? I really can't stop looking at this picture. It's probably my favorite of him so far!
KJR_Whatever
Man, Vance looks so damn good!
Twiggy Blackwater
Thank you! I was hoping to get more into painting larger pics this year. Pretty good start to the new year!
Truechaos
I really love the paint running/smudge it really adds to the picture
