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Full Moon
🕑 Added 2022-02-07 04:35:09 +0000 UTCSo, this guy Holden, right...
He's been hitting on me since we met-- and as annoying as he is, he's not a terrible guy. Yeah his jokes suck, and he lays it on real thick, but he's nice. Anyway, he comes up to me and starts asking about the site, and admittedly, I wasn't really sure where he was gonna go with it. But imagine my luck when this massive fucker wants to pose for me. He says he's gotta make some extra cash for some kinda lifty thing at his job before it breaks.
I don't care about any of that. I'm preeetty sure he's just looking for a reason to show me his dick. Well, he worked himself up on the site, and eventually, he did. I'm not complaining though. Guy's dopey, but he looks great in the moonlight. I'm sure the girls think so too.
Comments
June Opossum
OwO
Twiggy Blackwater
He's looking really good!
Ash
Ohmygod I love him🥺
