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Discord Assignment the 3rd - Week 3
🕑 Added 2020-11-16 12:24:50 +0000 UTCAll the entries are in and now it's time to vote on them.
Presented in no particular order (stuck them into a random sequence generator so there really isn't):
Option 1.
The Empire's ambition to teach as many of its subjects as possible is laudable, ambitious, and at times marred with trouble. Not everyone lives even remotely close to even any larger villages, and there are plenty of parties who don't exactly care much for nor about the Empire's aims. Of course, this doesn't prevent the officials from trying! Hardened and experienced teachers travel the lands to teach the most sheltered groups that they can, and you've heard of a few orcs who have taken to this calling as well - and with the same stubborness they are often known for, they won't rest until they've taught all they can! That is, as long as nothing... unfortunate happens on the way. The lands are dangerous, after all...
Option 2.
A community of elves in the Ever Forest is looking for orc slaves for very particular reasons; mostly because they've been outcast since they're universally and hopelessly addicted to orc cum, and are looking for a supplier. They also like them as humiliated and degraded as possible, however, to enforce the fact that it's not the greenskins who're in charge any longer. Suggested name: Supply on Demand
Option 3.
Mystery is afoot. A village is succumbing to paranoia as more and more inhabitants succumb to a desperate craving for cum. A travelling orc labourer has been locked up in the tavern basement for when someone official can turn up to collect him, and yet the plague of increasingly horny sluts continues to run amock. Perhaps he really is as innocent as he claims and something more sinister is about?
Option 4.
They say it's not easy being green, and this is especially true when some ancestor or another decided that raiding is too dangerous and the solution to all that ails you is a good hoe. A metal one, specifically. The wooden ones are no good for farming. The problem for this village of farmers (who just so happen to be orcs) is that noone will sell them any hoes. They keep shouting at them and misunderstanding their requests. So they decided to put out the word amongst the camps that times are dire, and they are in need of some top quality hoes for the next season, and they'll pay top price for them. Nothing can go wrong with this request. Nothing.
Option 5.
Gruknarr Throatcrusher, famous orcish playwright, is coming to the region to stage an enactment of his dramatization of the Battle of Tunnel 17. He always attracts beautiful, naïve talent eager to act in his plays, and surely in the great chaos of the improvised pavilion he set up as headquarters there will be opportunity to "misplace" some of these budding stars.
Option 6.
An orc chieftain has a younger son who has disclaimed his right to succession in order to make his own career doing most untraditional orc things in human lands. The chieftain is accepting of his son's chosen path in life. He has hired you because he wants a bit of protection for his son. See, the orc princeling has a dream of starting his own bakery. Despite the typical jokes about "special icing," the confections he produces are actually quite tasty and not even a little bit lewd. However, the young orc is inexperienced in the ways of the wider world and has run afoul of some mid-level bureaucrat who is demanding all sorts of (likely spurious) fees in order for the paperwork to go through properly. Your new orc friend really really wants his bakery, and his father is willing to pay well for your services. It's your job to bribe, bully, or brainwash the municipal functionary into leaving the bakery alone.
Option 7.
The Torque Orcs, a group of orcs who love to build or renovate when needed - as long as the pay is good. Are they tired of all the jokes about how they are really just fixing villages burnt down by other orcs? Probably. Will that stop them? Definitely not, they love their work!
Option 8.
A tribe of orkhai in the mountains are looking for some payback and so want to aquire an orc plaything for them to vent their frustrations on. The more un-orcy the orc the better.
Thank you to everyone who submitted entries. We'll be voting on them this week, and next week whatever wins will be discusssed refined.
Comments
overkill9
I had a rely good laugh at number 4 hope it works out for them .... NOT ( "would you like used or brand new sir we can work out a good price" )
