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OMAKE – CANONICAL: Rain in Terraria.
🕑 Added 2025-08-16 08:32:42 +0000 UTCPOV: Devas Asura. I had finished the day and returned to the inn after transforming a few more things using the matrix. As always, I said go
POV: Devas Asura.
I had finished the day and returned to the inn after transforming a few more things using the matrix.
As always, I said goodbye to the stream, wishing everyone a good night, and went to sleep.
Less than two hours later, at two in the morning, I woke up, fully armed. The culprit? The sound of rain falling on the inn's roof...
"What a bother..."
This was getting annoying already...
I took a deep breath and grabbed a drink from the inventory. Only after drinking did I remember.
I had never seen rain here in Terraria. Sure, I had fought in the rain, but still, I hadn't seen rain in a calm way.
With that thought, I walked to the window and opened it, only to come face to face with...
"What the he-"
[...]
POV: Anthony Edward Stark.
I had woken up to the alarm on my phone notifying me that Devas had started a stream.
Still sleepy, I yawned as I looked at the time.
[02:12]
It was early. What had happened for him to start the stream at this hour? He usually started the stream around four in the morning.
Opening the stream app, I saw that there were few people watching the stream, only about fifty people, but it was slowly increasing.
Even at this hour, people were watching him? DS was getting famous. As far as I remembered, the peak viewership of the stream had been almost two thousand viewers...
Yawning again, I commented when I saw that DS was just standing there, holding an aquarium; inside the aquarium, a goldfish.
Okay...?
I quickly commented.
[GeniusBillionairePlayboy] If you opened the stream to show me your goldfish, I'm going back to sleep, you know what time it is, you maniac! (Iron Man yawning emote).
I swear, if that's the only reason I woke up...
Devas, who was reading the (CHAT) and talking to some people, smiled as if he had seen a guinea pig when he read my message and commented while looking at the camera.
"Hey, Stark, I was waiting for a few more people before showing my friend here, but we can start now." He placed the aquarium on the table and pointed to it.
"This is Bob, the goldfish. What do you think of him?" He smiled, as if he knew something that only he knew.
Without hesitation, I commented.
[GeniusBillionairePlayboy] Horrible nomenclature! And why a goldfish? Wasn't there something better? And why the hell do you need to introduce your little friend at 2 in the morning!
[AdvocateOfGenderEquality] I have to agree with Mr. Stark, I woke up because of you! I didn't even know this stream had an alarm! (Emote of a generic angry and sleepy guy).
Devas seemed to get even happier when Kazuma appeared, his smile threatening to leave his face.
"Great, one more. Now that I've introduced Bob, I'll let him introduce himself." Devas then picked up the fish with his hand; it was a big fish, as it practically fit in his entire hand.
Before I could comment on assisted suicide or something, he went to the window and placed the fish on the sill, where the rain I had been hearing could reach.
It was here that things started to get strange. Frankly, when I woke up the next morning, I didn't know if I had dreamed it or hallucinated it.
Because when the goldfish touched the rainwater, it literally stood up, using its hind fins as legs, and with its right fin, it waved to Devas.
"May I leave now, Mr. Devas." The fish spoke! And not only spoke, but its voice was a deep voice like that of a broadcaster.
What the hell!
[AdvocateOfGenderEquality] WHAT THE HELL?!
At this point, Devas was smiling to the point where I could see all his teeth, probably imagining the faces of the people watching the stream, as the entire (CHAT) had the same reaction.
Devas shook his head and waved to the fish, telling it it could go.
"You can go, Bob, thanks for being patient, here." Devas threw a small umbrella, the kind used for drinks, to the fish, who caught it and bowed in thanks.
"Thank you, sir, have a good night."
Without waiting, the fish jumped out of the window, falling to the street and starting to walk away, using the umbrella as a shoulder rest.
Next to the goldfish, two more goldfish appeared and waved to Devas from the street.
"Hey, Bob, good night, Bob, bye, Bob!"
Devas waved to all of them, who responded as one and walked away.
"Good night, Terrarian/Devas!"
All of them were Bobs? And all of them had a deep voice?... I need to stop drinking... I knew there was something in that vodka...
At this point, Devas couldn't take it anymore and started laughing, holding his stomach and throwing himself on the bed.
"Damn it, I really hate this planet!" Even saying that, he had a smile on his face...
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ReaderExMachina
I saw the picture of the mini Djinn using the phone angrily. OMG THAT WAS SO CUTE!!!
