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OMAKE – NON-CANONICAL: What the hell is that on the moon?!
🕑 Added 2025-08-16 08:38:12 +0000 UTCPOV: Devas Asura. "Full house, won again." I heard Stark's voice coming from the mushroom-shaped hologram in armor. We were playing poker,
POV: Devas Asura.
"Full house, won again." I heard Stark's voice coming from the mushroom-shaped hologram in armor.
We were playing poker, using one of the games from the stream, me, Stark, Dumbledore, and Fukasaku.
I can only say that either he was the unluckiest person ever to set foot in Terraria, or Stark was cheating.
Since the table was the actual stream, which didn't allow cheats to happen, I already knew the answer...
"Never in my life have I seen someone so unlucky in poker..." The cactus-shaped hologram with a wizard hat, representing Dumbledore, commented.
"I second that. I'm not very used to card games, but still, I think I've only seen this kind of bad luck in that friend of Jiraiya-san." The sunflower-shaped hologram with a frog tongue commented.
Being compared to Tsunade by Fukasaku was something sad... very, very sad...
"Come on, I'll spin this damn roulette then." I sighed as I stood up from the table. We were playing in "my" clearing; they weren't really here, just these holograms they could "control" with their phones.
We had played a few times since there was kind of an "Intervention." Since they, in this case, everyone from (CHAT - FATE) and many people from (CHAT) in general, said that I don't rest enough, and I'll end up overwhelming myself...
Stupidity, my body could handle it, and my mind even more.
But I wanted to test these games, so I ended up accepting... should have declined, since I literally lost every game!
It wasn't mathematically viable for this to happen, it made no sense, but it happened.
In the last game, Stark came up with the idea of using the other feature that came with these games, a "punishment roulette." It was basically a normal roulette, but I could put some things there myself.
An example was: Do a thousand push-ups, do a thousand sit-ups, run ten thousand kilometers. And so on.
But the cool thing about this roulette was that it had the stream options, which were more... diverse...
[(CHAT) chooses a mission (Safe)]
"Damn! Of course, it would be this!" I sighed.
This was one of the options; the stream gave a list of worlds to (CHAT), which I couldn't see, and they chose.
Of course, I only left the (SAFE) option enabled, which were worlds where I could survive with relative ease... God forbid they end up choosing something like FATE (NOTES), Worm, or something worse...
"YES! DAMN! HOW I WISHED IT WOULD BE THIS!" The mushroom shouted, Stark letting his joy out into my world...
"Hurry up before I change my mind, damn it, I wanted to get the paints and go on that trip with Gilbert and Dylan, it's two weeks to Winterhord..." I wanted those spider webs, whether I liked it or not...
"Kirkrirk!" The shadowflame agreed with me, slightly emerging from the necklace on my chest.
The little guy had become cooler after "that."
"I'll make sure it's a good world, don't worry!" The iron mushroom commented. "The stream still gives a description of them! How wonderful!"
It didn't take long for the votes to start, Ruby's team and Stark's team competing to see which world I would go to.
I don't even know if I should be happy to see that Ruby's team was winning... anything could happen.
In the end, I didn't know if Stark had bribed people, but he and his maniacal minions ended up winning, narrowly, but still, they won.
I stood up, watching the portal appear in front of me. Of course, I could just not enter and forget about it, but whether I liked it or not, I trusted Stark.
Obviously, I knew that world would have something that would annoy me in some way, especially the way Stark seemed cheerful in (CHAT).
But still, it wouldn't be anything harmful, and it would probably help me.
Anyway, I only had three days in that world, it wouldn't change my schedule much anyway.
Taking a step forward, I felt the "World" spin around me before stepping back onto the grass.
I had appeared in a dense forest with many animals, if what I heard was true.
It didn't take even five seconds for the bushes behind me to rustle, and something jumped out.
Two wolves, or they looked like wolves, as they were made of wood. Their bodies were vines and tangled branches.
"What the hell kind of world did I end up in?" I commented, but (CHAT) was silent, Stark having activated the no-spoiler option in (CHAT). The only messages being his own, laughing like a maniac.
Of course, I could just turn off this option, but it seemed like a well-thought-out prank, so I'll go along with it, let's see how far this goes...
If I see any sparkling "vampires," I'll blow everything up in a twenty-kilometer radius, and when it comes to Marvel...
I shook my head, dispersing my thoughts.
I had been standing for some time, waiting for these "wolves" to attack me, but curiously, they just stood there... no, were they trembling? What the heck?...
They were indeed trembling; when they saw me, they stopped growling and started shaking, their branches and leaves swaying rapidly, as if they were scared?...
"Boo!" I shouted lightly, which curiously made the two wolves in front of me practically "fly" with the speed they ran away into the forest...
Alright... fauna... or were they flora? Well... cowardly, if I can put it that way.
I didn't pursue them, as at the moment I was about to do that, I noticed something...
"Stark... what the hell is going on with the moon?!"
Why did the craters on the moon look like a unicorn?...
