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OMAKE – CANONICAL: Uncultured people.
🕑 Added 2025-08-16 08:46:26 +0000 UTCPOV: Devas Asura. "Are you kidding me? Are you really discussing this?" I asked the (CHAT) while waiting for Gilbert to finish cooking. I wa
POV: Devas Asura.
"Are you kidding me? Are you really discussing this?" I asked the (CHAT) while waiting for Gilbert to finish cooking.
I was speaking out loud just because everyone was far away.
[BestToadSannin]: It's not even a discussion, boobs are better than butt. It's simple; you guys are just too young to realize that. (Emote of an indignant frog).
[(MOD)GeniusBillionairePlayboy]: I see old age has left you SENILE! Butt >>> Boobs. (Indignant Iron Man emote).
Were they really arguing about this? Worse, I had female (MODS), and none of them had banned any of them?
I found out why quickly.
[YellowHuntressLive]: Boobs >>> of course. There's no comparison. (Emote of a nodding yellow bear).
[(MOD)StarkAssistant]: I'm obliged to agree with Mr. Stark in this case. Butts >>>>
[BlakeHuntressLive]: Of course, butt wins, this question doesn't even make sense. Can't you see? (Emote of a sighing black cat).
They were also in this discussion.
Damn, it can't be possible.
[TohsakaHeiress]: Are you guys idiots? Thighs >>> There's no other answer. (Emote of an indignant Chibi Rin).
[(MOD)RedHuntressLive]: That's right! I agree with Rin, Thighs >>> Butt >>> Boobs. That's the order. (Emote of Little Red Riding Hood waving quickly).
[(MOD)JackMom]: This is not the place for this discussion; there are children in the (CHAT)… That said, Boobs >>> You guys are young; you'll understand when you grow up.
[AsuraLady]: Don't even try to come with these wrong opinions. Thighs >>> Butt >>> Boobs. That's the order. (Emote of a little lion with a mane shaking its head indignantly).
[MiyaBeautyMoto]: Boobs >>>> Those who don't accept this have no taste or no boobs. (Emote of a zombie spearwoman waving).
Even the HOTD crew? Weren't you guys super busy? Did you find time from where?
And why the hell didn't you ask Jarvis to start a vote?
[SereneNurse]: Yes! Boobs >>> They've always told me that, and I like mine! (Emote of a zombie nurse shaking boobs).
[SniperHirano]: Since I have a girlfriend, her opinion is mine, then. Thighs >>> (Emote of a sweating zombie sniper).
[ZombieSlayer]: Cough, Cough. Boobs >>> Cough. (Emote of a zombie with a baseball bat saying the words for his friend).
Kohta was threatened apparently.
[(MOD)WhiteHuntressLive]: I type here my indignation and speak the real order. Thighs >>> Butt >>> Boob. Anyone who disagrees, I'll start muting! (Emote of an indignant Snow White).
[YellowFlash]: I'm a committed man, so I've already made my choice. Boobs >>>
[AdvocateOfGenderEquality]: I'm not afraid at all! Boobs >>> That's it. (Emote of a generic guy shouting "Boobs").
The only ones who seemed to stay out were Dumbledore, Snape, Minerva, and the two frogs who seemed happy to watch from the outside.
Damn, even Minato got into this.
[(MOD)Jarvis]: I don't have accurate charts to state any kind of conclusion, but in this case, wouldn't the streamer's opinion matter? (Emote of a sarcastic robot asking).
Stark, you son of a bitch! I'm sure you told Jarvis to say that.
Damn, couldn't you leave me out of this hole?
[YellowHuntressLive]: Hey, it's true. DS, answer, which is better? (Emote of a nodding yellow bear asking).
[AdvocateOfGenderEquality]: Devas is a man of culture; of course, he'll choose right. Boobs >>>
[(MOD)RedHuntressLive]: Thighs >>> Say, Devas, say!! (Emote of Little Red Riding Hood shouting "SAY!").
And with that, all the messages started turning into a damn protest telling me to choose.
"First of all, this is a stupid question." I replied out loud.
It wasn't stupid because it was inappropriate; it was stupid because the answer was obvious. Damn, this didn't even need to be asked, actually.
I must have stayed silent for about five seconds to annoy the (CHAT) before continuing and answering.
"That said, I like women," There wasn't another answer.
There wasn't another option; I liked women, no matter how.
[(MOD)StarkAssistant]: That... is fair. I hadn't thought of that answer. (Impressed Iron Man emote).
[BestToadSannin]: I can't deny it. That's the best answer. (Impressed frog emote).
[AdvocateOfGenderEquality]: Damn, fucking unbalanced wisdom. (Emote of a generic guy admiring).
Obviously, this is the best answer.
Uncultured people.
