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OMAKE – CANONICAL: Vacation in Honolulu (1).
🕑 Added 2025-08-16 08:55:41 +0000 UTCPOV: Devas Asura. "Why do I decide to do this shit?" I looked around the forest without the slightest idea of where I really was. "Accept t
POV: Devas Asura.
"Why do I decide to do this shit?" I looked around the forest without the slightest idea of where I really was.
"Accept this random mission, Devas, everything will be fine, Devas, it'll be fun, Devas..." I murmured. "Never listening to you again, you just come up with shit ideas." By 'you,' I was referring to the (CHAT) that convinced me to accept a random mission that had popped up.
I had no information about this damn mission, what world it was in, what I needed to do, or what kind of danger awaited me.
Shitty idea, just because I got stronger doesn't mean I'm invincible!
It took me some time to leave the city, when I did, I stumbled upon a sign written in fucking... English?
"Where the hell am I?" This didn't look like the United States, and there were signs in Japanese, Chinese, Korean, and Hawaiian?...
"Welcome to Honolulu." I read the sign aloud. "What the hell is Honolulu?!" That name is familiar to me for some reason... I looked at the camera waiting for an answer, Stark was the quickest.
[(MOD)GeniusBillionairePlayboy] Honolulu is the capital of Hawaii. It's been a while since I've been there, speaking of which, I need to schedule some vacations.
"Hawaii? Seriously?" It was serious.
It didn't take me long to reach the city and confirm that, well, I was really in Hawaii.
"What's this? Did I finally get a break?" I sort of hadn't rested in a few months, was this finally my vacation?... "Of course not." My life wasn't that easy.
What the hell was going to happen here? I didn't remember any stories taking place in Hawaii, so I'll wait for everything then.
I walked around the city for a while, and it was actually a pretty nice place, the variety of tourists indicated that I wasn't the only one with that opinion.
"At least I'll enjoy my time here." I had been wanting a vacation anyway, I'll enjoy it.
I wasted no time in going to the beach and well... Not doing a damn thing, I lay on my chair with just my shorts and relaxed in the sun.
"Shit's gonna happen, I know it, but until then, fuck it, I'll relax to the fullest." I said after chewing on my barbecue skewer. "I'm gonna buy a beach house..." I didn't specify in which world because it would be in all of them.
I managed to enjoy my day peacefully for about eight hours, until the sky started to darken and become cloudy with dark storm clouds.
It was like the world was warning me that some shit was about to go down, I did what any human being would do in this situation...
"Fuck it, not my problem." I said calmly.
... I continued lying on my beach chair.
Had the sun disappeared? Yes, but I didn't care one bit, for the cold to affect me I would need to be inside a glacier.
I lay there for another hour before starting to see the FUCKING US NAVY COMING WITH HELICOPTERS, FIGHTER JETS, AND TANKS TO THE FUCKING PLACE WHERE I WAS!
"Holy shit, what's gonna happen here?" Was this shit an entire army?... I had seen a newspaper that was two thousand and fourteen, a parallel world where the third world war was going to happen?.
"Sir, I need to ask you to leave along with the others." A soldier came up to me and spoke, more as an order than actually a request.
I looked around and saw that all the people who were still on the beach were being escorted out by the army, not just me.
"Sure, but one question buddy. What's going on?" I got up and started walking calmly. There's no reason for me to make it difficult for the guy, he's just doing his job.
"Sorry buddy, confidential information." The soldier said in a serious but friendlier tone. "I advise you to find a safe place, things are gonna get ugly." He advised me.
"Alright, thanks for the advice buddy." I thanked him and before going far I turned around. "I'm Devas, by the way, what's your name?" I asked.
He hesitated for a moment before responding.
"Ford Brody, pleasure to meet you, Devas." Then he turned around and walked away as if he was looking for someone.
"Nice guy." I commented to the (CHAT) before dressing using the VoidBag and starting to walk along with the rest of the people.
It took about ten minutes for everything to go to hell when I heard what could only be a scream of a dinosaur fused with a fucking laser cannon firing...
"What?…” What the hell is that? And why does it feel so familiar?...
... Then the ground started shaking, as if something huge was walking on it.
I didn't have time to think about what the hell was causing this before seeing a huge wave coming towards me like a tsunami.
"Of course it would come to me." I couldn't just dodge and leave, there were hundreds of people on this street, even though I didn't know any of them, I wasn't going to let them die when I could save them with a simple wave of my arm.
I blurred, my body disappearing a few times faster than sound before reappearing in front of the wave and slashing it with Houtengeki.
I didn't even use a technique, sheer brute force along with the wind sent the water flying away, I didn't stand still to see the result before disappearing and doing this with the closest streets.
I couldn't save everyone, but I would avoid as many deaths as possible if I could.
On the tenth wave that I exploded, I finally saw what the hell was causing these tremors.
"A FUCKING KAIJU?!" I screamed. It was a giant bug-like creature. "IS THIS A GODZILLA MOVIE?!"
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The scream that happened after the Kaiju appeared assured me that yes, the blue glow of the fucking radiation that the giant lizard was emanating too.
"I knew this place was familiar." Damn, wasn't Honolulu the scene of the Godzilla movie?
I jumped to the nearest building to get a better view and I can only say that...
"HOLY SHIT!"
... These two were fucking huge... Why was Godzilla looking at me?
"What's up? The big guy's over there." I pointed to the other Kaiju, or would it be MUTO in this case... Who was also looking at me? What the hell?...
The MUTO looked at me for a second, then looked away to Godzilla, before looking back at me again and repeating this for about ten seconds before simply turning around and starting to run away.
OH SHIT! WHERE'S THE GIANT MONSTER FIGHT I WANTED TO WATCH?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, A COWARDLY MUTO?!
"You're not gonna go after him?" I asked the only giant monster left.
Godzilla glanced at me for a moment before snorting and beginning to chase after the MUTO, leaving me always in his line of sight. I wasted no time in following the two.
My vacation may have been interrupted, but I was damn well going to watch a giant monster fight!
