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Ep. 153 1/2 | Dolphins Are Aliens
🕑 Added 2025-08-01 10:00:16 +0000 UTC
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Matthew Miller
My wife’s therapist (who she absolutely loves and respects) once told her the running and emdr therapy thing… my wife has muscular dystrophy and is in a wheelchair. She thought it was hilarious but the therapist felt soooo bad hahahaha
Micah Tipton
The Hugh Jackman clip is actually a girl. She was the one recording lol I was disappointed to find out she staged it. Sad. Would’ve been so much funnier if it was just some random dude in the crowd.
Jay Johnson
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Jay Johnson
CAN YOU PLS TALK ABOUT THE MISSING GIRLS IN WISCONSIN. POSSIBLE SERIAL KILLER AND NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT
TwinBear
AJ said he'd come on the pod with NAB that was awesome to hear. Would be awesome to have NABs hero on their pod 😀
Anne Patterson
Dude, you're right!!
Anne Patterson
Boys and girls are just different -NAB 😂
Sunday Tin Cup
Josh Lilly, please help don’t laugh at me, Andrew
Sunday Tin Cup
Please, I’m a president daughter in a soldier daughter please help
Sunday Tin Cup
Will you Josh and of you ninjas? I’m the only thing that keeps me alive. After all I’ve been through. I’m begging you to help me.
Sunday Tin Cup
I find out tomorrow if the nozzle on my throat is killing me I have cancer please please talk to me
Sunday Tin Cup
Help me please help me please Lily Josh I am breaking my priest for a comp possessed please God help me
Drake Winfree
Where's the EP broooo
AJ McIntyre
The Crown has always had astrologers. If there’s a passage that talks about it being evil wouldn’t it mean that they just didn’t want the people of the pews to know what they do?
Maggie
Just ran across this, I've never heard anything like this. Faked alien attacks https://youtube.com/shorts/tg41O9HQ6AA?si=qi_gPn6xMAFuZLfp
EmC
Not comfortable with Andrew's eagerness to kill the bird. Maybe it's just me. Anyway, I watch yall every week and yall's laughter is contagious! 😁
Martin McGinnis
Gino and A.j. say whats up from the Whyfiles.. im a patreon over there too... you guys are my favorite
Eliot Sprague
I thought saffron came from those crocus little bulbs. But dang, yeah it’s expensive 👊🏽
Micah Tipton
Hang on. Totally unrelated, but considering how many times y’all have quoted “palms sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy, etc” how have y’all not done Lose Yourself to start an ep yet??
Mandy
Lilly! It's not a tree 🤣🤣🤣 it's closer to a tulip it starts with a bulb
Lainey Caron
Yea but now patreon members are paying for what? If these extra episodes are on youtube? or is it paid for like youtube members? Can someone tell me? Cause otherwise I can't afford to support the channel i barely can afford food for my children and probably have to stop my membership anyways.
Lainey Caron
OMG! DID YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT THE SITE IN MIAMI 2 YEARS AGO THE MIAMI ARCHEOLOGISTS WERE TAKING A BUILDING DOWN AND FOUND REMAINS OF A CIVILIZATION OLDER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF EGYPT AND OLDER OR AS OLD AS THE OLDEST CITIES ON EARTH. MIAMI HERALD DID THIS INTERVIEW PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS THERES WAY MORE TO AMERICA THAN THEY ARE TELLING THIS. YOU GUYS HAVENT TALKED ABOUT THE GREEDY CORPORATION THAT WANTS TO KEEP BUILDING WHEN UT SHOULD BE PRESERVED GUYS SERIOUSLY YOU COULDNT HAVE MENTIONED THIS CAUSE IT WAS LIKE 6 MONTHS BEFORE YOU STARTED YOUR PODCAST ROUGHLY. PLEASE LOOK ON YOUTUBE MIAMI HERALD CHANNEL "THE ARCHEOLOGICAL DIG SITE IN MIAMI IS UNCOVERING 7,000-YEAR-OLD HISTORY." IS THE TITLE SEARCH AND RESEARCH MORE CRAZY RABBIT HOLE HARD TO FIND AND FOIA!!!
Nurse Kaylaaa
I catch myself saying it randomly to my family
Alyssa Pic
Non -related but there were about 8 earthquakes that happened today from Alaska-Washington-California-Kansas-ny also Mexico, Portugal and Nicaragua! All I keep thinking about is those underground tunnels and cities and wondering if it’s impacting us now!
LydNiCoco
Lily OMG 'just shooting a stream of consciousness at him' I love that. My guy is the exact same way at least yours makes you laugh lol 😆 I'm like get me outta my head! Or distract me, let me psycho analyze you for a change!
Erik Howell
Sassafras oil is similar to mdma. I think it’s used to make mdma
Kayla Shaleen
Andy you ABSOLUTELY CANNOT get rid of the opening “El Paterone” 🤌🇮🇹🍝🍕it’s my absolute favorite thing when it starts😆
Paola Raggio
Lily looking if there's dust is a classic Venezuela mother in law thing to do 😂
TooTallLaw
Lily…. It’s a Torret’s couple and she’s and Uber driver and neither knew the other had it and they end up laughing so hard at what they say to each other. Hilarious video.
Ottó Örn
The amount I love you all, but Lily is a constant breath of fresh air, it's just not the same unless she's there. You're doing great guys, God bless and thanks for everything!
Josh Hartness
Yo heard the podcast on blurry. He had then drive her to hospital in the squad car. With the voice changing the whole time
Davis Family
Lily, check your blood pressure. One of the signs of high blood pressure is black spots in your peripheral vision.
Josh Hartness
Josh with no beard looks like Jesus from. South park
Josh Hartness
Some one put a gorillas head on Andy the way he is sitting
Dusty
Long time supporter. I used to buy theme material for my youth group from y’all way back in the day.
Paige Malone
Great episode
Dusty
I think it would be really cool if all Patreon members could get an exclusive Patreon member T-shirts !!! 🤷🏻♂️ just saying
Josh Hartness
100+ pitch
JT
Wait, is there no RSS feed for membership shows?
Frost-tha-Boss
"oh the Dolphin 🐬 thing"
Cas
EMDR is amazing. I have been doing it for 2.5 years and it is the only therapy that has let me process my trauma.
Bridget
I remember rumors about Nancy Reagan consulting astrologers back in the 80s.
K Leigh
Andrew, WHAAAT?! 😱 Do not get rid of the “EL PATREONAAAY!!” C’mon now guys, please let us feel a LITTLE special!!! Gosh! Hmph, sharing you guys with dumb ol’ YouTube…. 🙄😒😤
K Leigh
21:55 ish - you know if you go to his Instagram and look at all of the demented stuff that he draws, and then he talks about basically the chaos and confusion inside of his brain inside of his body, and hearing multiple voices…… To me, as a believer, it just sounds and looks like either demonic possession or demonic oppression. Science can label it however it wants (and we all know eventually science ends up, backing up scripture anyway)… But Jesus is not the author of confusion and chaos and darkness. Very very sad. I know we will still have illnesses and disease, even as believers. That’s just part of the fallen world. But that chaos and confusion seems like the absence of God.
Alayna Wizinsky
Take folate, not folic acid. Folic acid is super synthetic.
BellaBesta93
Poor birds man… recently watched a reel and the camera/phone was filming inside of a cockpit and you can see the pilot and the outside of the passenger plane and they were about to land and you can just see a bird flying at the window and get splattered like a giant bug on a windshield…. I was like 😱 for the rest of the reel and let it play a couple of times with that same expression. I now feel bad for the bug remains I have on my car after a road trip… (not mosquitoes though). Saw another video talking about a lab in South America producing 10 000 mosquitoes to release into nature 😒 I am done with this world! JESUS COME BACK NOW PLEASE!!! Let’s not wait until September 😅
Christopher Gamboa
As a girl, Dad, I would do the same. No one or thing will ever mess with my daughter.
Jake vernon
That blurry episode gets creepier then that lol
Marvin King
THAT WAS VERY GOOD 👍🏼 SHOW?????
Holden Dunman (Ballz Aldrin)
Balls Aldrin
K Leigh
Guys, guys… only JESUS can give you JOY!😌 C’mon GUYS! 😂🙂🙃🙂 Side note: Satan told Eve she could find what she wanted on a tree, too. 👀 oop. 😯🤪
Mandy
The folic acid thing. Basically what you actually want is methylfolate because 40% of the population struggles to methylate folic acid (they synthetic variations of folate) into folate (the actual thing your body needs that naturally occurs in food) You can do a blood test to find out if you have the genes that means you should avoid folic acid.
Matt Mullinax
Hey guys, just joined the Patreon crew from Wyoming! Been watching you guys for a couple months now and really enjoy all the content. Since I'm new I'm not sure if you've talked about it or not, but since you guys have visited Wyoming you should look into the Nimerigar or the Little People of Wyoming and the Pedro Mountain Mummy. Not a lot of people around here know about it but it's kind of a crazy Native American story.
Drake Winfree
I've taken the X2 iodine and vasobeet for years, I would love to be able to afford more but money is tight obviously lmao and Alex Jones was by far very informed on the news he reported and does have a relevant understanding of the supplements he sells LILLY, always such a hater on us here in little old Missouri, and Alex Jones 🙄
Jobeens
Saffron Cardamom tea is very common in Persia, and delicious. Also, Lily, saffron doesn’t grow in a tree, it’s the stamen of the crocus flower, which is why it’s so expensive.
5H1N081
El Patreyoutubes
Drew
Such a giggly episode hahahah
Josh
Legends of the old west is a great podcast if you like western era. I love it.
Brent Campbell
DO NOT get rid of “El Patreon!”, Andy! PATREON FOREVER!!! 😁
Adam Meade
Back in the 90’s me and a couple friends were golfing. My buddy teed off and a duck came flying through right at that moment and totally just ate his drive! Feathers flew. It was wild.
Out of the Box Thinking Ideas that Spark Curiosity
EL PATRONES
K Leigh
🥳🥳🥳
Brent Campbell
LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!! GOOD MORNING! HAPPY DAA PATREON FRIDAY!!! STAY SAFE THIS WEEKEND! GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU! NEVER TRUST THE GOVERNMENT! SHINE ON!!!!!!!!!!
kevin peek
Wow!
Rufus Alsabrook
I used to believe that Christ alone would fix all my mental health struggles. And while it’s true that Christ is supreme, He also gave us the Church and community to help us through hard times. I was wrong to think I could heal through faith alone. Being isolated was a dark place for me. I reached a really low point but didn’t feel safe opening up to people around me—I was afraid of gossip and being misunderstood. That’s when BetterHelp helped. I shared my struggles and my worldview with them, and they matched me with a counselor who was also a pastor. It was exactly what I needed. If you feel like you have to go through this alone, please know—God didn’t create us to do life by ourselves. You are not alone. Many people are struggling too, but you’ll never know that unless you start talking to someone.
Maggie
If it wasn't for you ninjas, I would not laugh so hard. I'm stuck in a wheelchair at home all day by myself while my husband works, you make it so much better just listening to y'all , thank you
The Humble Lotus
And started speaking Latin in the man's voice!
King Smith
Lilly’s laugh is so contagious 😂
Maggie
You left out the best part of the story, she knew his name, his first name, the name no one knew.
Cali Rockwell
I'm with Andrew, the seagull had it coming
Maggie
Love you guys! Thank you for all your posts and videos.
Keaton hill
Numbers 24:17 Prophecy about the star for messiah They were watching for it Timelines in Daniel for when to be expecting the messiah That’s how they knew
Rufus Alsabrook
I didn't know the requirements for being a pastor is to be illegitimate.
William Rasberry
Which one was it?
Todd Reed
He did it twice actually and those birds wanted to die
Levi Hoogerwerf
Good morning good morning! Been waiting for this episode since the live one dropped on Wednesday lol
EMO girl
I know I keep asking about this. Please look into babies and toddlers reacting to having Google and Alexa turned on. Just go to YouTube. This needs more attention. Chatgpt weighs in on it too and it gets wilder.
EMO girl
The Parkinsons thing. How that works is that the vibration/frequencies are calming his vagus nerve system. Its so cool. I wish we could see more of this in the medical field.
Heather Sanchez
That blurry episode was my favorite to date.
EMO girl
NINJAAAAAAS 🐬👽
Sunday Tin Cup
Oh my goodness, you guys I heard this going on in my neighbors apartment. It was a guy and the spirit was a female. I called the police and they came and checked on him. He was the only one there. I thought he was beating her up and just wanted to make sure she was OK, but there was nobody else there.
Brody
Yep same here lol 🤦🏼
Jeremiah Johnson
3rd watch!
Bernie F.
Earlyyyyy CREW! Let's go!
Sabrina Guido
Good morning ✨
Corey Perez
Morning ninjas!
Gio
I thought I’d be first 😭
James Holder
Woohoo! Early morning peeps!
