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Half in the Bag: Trash Dracula Look Like Boat

🕑 Added 2025-01-08 21:11:19 +0000 UTC

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Space Pug Pirate

you know... it's quite quit in English cinemas.

Michael Matzat

Stil waiting for a second upload of this that has a full popcorn eating sound layer.

Juan Calvo

The writing is better in Robert Eggers's movies when he's dealing with American themes.

Beckoning Chasm

I think they do, that's what the shelves look like.

Amanda Thompson

Milwaukee?

Johan Salberg

When i said Bill Skarsgård sucked, this was not what i meant.

Geekyalbatross

Mike has misophonia. My husband has it and same noises in theaters (and elsewhere) totally irritate him into a rage, meanwhile I am sitting there in complete ignorance, enthralled in the movie.

Juho Lepistö

Make it a t-shirt series with "Could we have a... dracula?" shirt or perhaps more paraphrased "Some kind of a... dracula?" could work better.

Manuel Johnen

Suicide is just speedrunning life... :P

Manuel Johnen

It's "Scary Movie" for the arthouse crowd...

Manuel Johnen

"these two younger women who were giggling every time Nicolas Cage was on screen" ... ... ... what other response is there to seeing Cage embarrass himself in "Longlegs"? :/

Bort Ward

Ohhhhhhh.... that makes sense.

Amanda Thompson

One time at a theater, a lady answered a phone call during the movie. She topped that by taking a picture of her group during the movie WITH FLASH. I feel like if anyone ever deserved a fecal surprise, it was them...

Deacon Marlin

All the talk of movie neanderthals reminded me of when I saw Longlegs in the theater. I was the only person in the theater except for these two younger women who were giggling every time Nicolas Cage was on screen, it’s amazing that people are allowed existence. I recommend mass extinction to all government entities of the world, I will happily die if it means that assholes who are incapable of shutting up in movie theaters die too

Deacon Marlin

I’m going to start following people home and shitting in their mouths while they sleep when I see their phones light up during a movie, it makes me so goddamn angry

Manuel Johnen

"it was chewing it with their mouths open" You have to air it to get the full aroma...

Moritz

I'm not sure, if nobody got, that the commentor wanted to write Borat, because of the mustache or if everybody got that and just keeps the bit going.

Moritz

My favorite part of the review was the mention of the muppet Christmas Carol. I had to restrain my laughter in the cinema, because the two daughters reminded me of Kermit and Piggy's twin pigs so much.

Kurt

At least theaters crank their sound systems to 110 dB to mask the food noises. Next step: shine spotlights to drown out the phone screens...

Marvin Falz

Sounds great! You could also consider a social media detox/declutter to keep the minds of your kids focussed on real life, though I can imagine that such a detox/declutter would be very challenging with and for kids.

The Real Zam

Waiting for another "Fuck you, It's January" video.

The Real Zam

Happy birthday! Hope you don't look like a boat.

The Real Zam

It wasn't just the eating popcorn, it was chewing it with their mouths open and picking it up in the loudest way conceived by humanity. We need members only movie clubs.

The Real Zam

The worst mouth sound is when people talk. People should just be quiet. Well, except for me.

The Real Zam

Trash movie reviewer looks like a boat.

Goldy Loxx

Please sell ‘trash Dracula looks like a boat’ T-shirts

Chauncey Frend

Jay, I don't care what you say. James Woods in JC's Vampires is cool!

Patrick Milnes

Beauty and the Beast: all muppets but the Beast is a Jon Hamm and they all comment on how ugly he is and at the end he turns into a muppet. That or Muppet pride and preduice, again with Hamm as Darcy.

Patrick Milnes

Muppet Christmas Carol Re:View? Give the people what they want!

K Radz

That got me too. The Muppet Christmas Carol, IMO, is the best version of that movie and one of my favorite Christmas movies of all time.

Doug

I think the game was "Name a movie, and pick one character that remains a human, and the rest are replaced with muppets."

Doug

I laughed watching this, when you were making the reference to muppet christmas carol, and how you only needed one person and the rest were just riffing out with puppets, because, LITERALLY yesterday I was watching a Previoiusly Recorded, I think it was the Lara Croft stream, and Rich and Jack were riffing on what movies would be best with the muppet treatment.

Amanda Thompson

If I ever get super powers, I will use them to force one of these people's phones up their ass the second they take them out.

Amanda Thompson

I also have a huge aversion to "mouth sounds", so I get Mike. I am always baffled at food marketing that has absurdly loud chewing or drinking noises. It feels like someone giving you a wet willy...

Amanda Thompson

It actually is pretty depressing to think how accustomed people are to consuming entertainment this way... I think we'll have a "one screen at a time rule" for our kids one day. You little bastards can't look at tablets and the tv at the same time...

lilcloves

Jack Black would somehow get casted in a Muppets Nosferatu

Amanda Thompson

I don't really mind hearing food-related noises in the theater, but cannot stand when morons check their goddamn phones during the movie. You can't ignore the bright lights... I only had one brain dead viewer looking at their phone at our showing of Nosferatu, so that was nice. I don't know how people can be so oblivious to how addicted they are to these things that they can't even get through a movie without mindlessly looking at their phone. I understand your rage, Mike, I really do.

Jimmy Rode

Is the popcorn eating audio stock or did you have Rich go in the booth and go to town?

Beckoning Chasm

Honestly, it needed more boats.

Austin T

“Skipped to the end 👍🏻” could also be interpreted as you killed yourself.

Austin T

Had the exact same issue at my Nosferatu screening. Duck and shuffle quickly out of the way of the screen, people.

AM

Of course it’s already been said. Well, I also burned the shit out of my thumb pulling a meat thermometer from some chicken earlier. So I understand Mike’s pain now.

AM

Annnnd Willem Defoe played Max Schreck in Shadow of the Vampire!

John Kott

I just was about to comment the same thing.

Rebecca Lakey

At first, I thought they had written ‘Nosfeartu’ for the 1922 clips on purpose 😬

andrew

Does RLM have its own landfill?

Chris Sherman

This mfer look like boat

THE_GnomeChomskee

Oh wow. You’re probably right.

aztectheater_employee

Of course Jay mentions Nekromantik. Jörg was very interesting on In Search of Darkness 90s. I just got out of seeing Dracula Boat, my cinema gripe was the amount of people walking up from their seats. Just sit still through a damn movie. Otherwise I’ll have to win the lottery and create my own cinema where patrons are held in place with magnets.

Markus Huppert

I know this is not important but I would bet money that the idiot reviewer missed an R an wanted to say that the Dracula “looks like Borat”.

Jeff Kleist

I'd love to see an RE: view of shadow of the vampire which for some reason is currently not available anywhere, where Willem Dafoe plays Nosferatu making Nosferatu and decides to save the script girl for later

Kellic

I have 1 theater that is legit 5 min from my house but instead I drive 25 minutes out into the boonies to get to a theater where there are ver few people during a weekday evening. Generally I can avoid most a-holes that attend as the farther into the 'burbs you get the less a-holes you run into.

Z

No mention of the full frontal corpse nudity, the most impressive shot in the entire film and the only shot lifted directly from Murnau’s original

Bort Ward

This movie looks boring. What the people want is more Marvel "content"! More CGI punching CGI. No time for story or character development. Especially, no time for using independent thought. I need a 16-year-old screaming into a clip-on microphone or a YouTube "ending explained" video spelling things out for me.

THE_GnomeChomskee

Hahaha. Wow. I should have scrolled down a bit before making my own misophonia comment. But I think it might be this, for sure.

THE_GnomeChomskee

Mike, you might have a condition called misophonia. My wife has it. The sound of eating is one of the common triggers. It sucks, because people apparently always eat with their mouths open these days.

Amanda Foster

Also, SPOILERS!!! Kraven the Hunter mates with his perished wife in the mausoleum. So yes Jay, someone does have sex with a corpse.

DonMac

Due to this movie, I went on a Nosferatu kick lately, so I saw the 1922 original (with a good soundtrack), Herzog's 1979 version, the 2000 movie 'Shadow of the Vampire' (starring Willem Dafoe!), & the new movie. Doing it really made me appreciate the Nosferatu "franchise" a lot more, especially the new one.

sacch

Mike you should look into misophonia

Amanda Foster

Yay Jay loved the movie!! I did too and have been thinking about it since I saw it like 2 weeks ago. I’m itching to go see it again ASAP. Also, I had a run in with another hypersensitive viewer of the movie when I said like 2 spaced out sentences during the movie and this dude bro came up to me and the person I said the 2 quiet sentences to came over and shushed us. I know I shouldn’t talk during a film like this but it was literally like two 3 word sentence said as quietly as I could. So, sorry guy with hat and football jersey…

GirouxFan

You just know most of the negative reviews Mike read out were made by Gen Z'ers. They're so conditioned to Marvel/Disney stuff that anything a bit more adult is too much for them.

Erin Ellis

I am a hundred percent with Mike on the popcorn thing, or eating in the theater in general.

Austin Kimmell

Love the nice little nod to Jeff Baena too - RIP

AshesBoomstick

The amazing thing about Herzog's Nosferatu is that Klaus Kinski played the role with no makeup!

Dion Turner

Consider a Review of ‘Shadow of the Vampire’, it’s a great slice of cinema madness.

Preston Petersen

I liked the tasteful head nod at 12:41.

IndianaTheDog

Bless you for this

Jesper Lindberg

In all honesty, I’m normally a pretty decent husband, who treats my wife and family with the upmost respect and loving care, but everytime a RLM-video drops (at nighttime here in Denmark), I tell them all to stop talking and go to bed, cause I have something urgent to attend. That just happened again, and now … it’s HITB time ❤️

Anastasios Papaioannou

Yesferatu!

B.T.

Best part was seeing Pennywise's pen15.

Tom McGraw

yesssssss!

DevynBee

Happy birthday 🥳

Manuel Johnen

I can get behind killing people for talking too loud, taking out their phones and blasting everything with light or bringing their screaming kids to the theater... but sorry, eating popcorn is okay in my book. :)

Rhea

Skipped to the end 👍🏼

Michael Matzat

Happy birthday 🎁

Michael Matzat

Can we have a how to eat popcorn at a movie theater RLM tutorial?

Amanda B.

New HITB on my birthday?! Thanks, guys, I love it! Probably.

DevynBee

Our local cinema was late to obtaining Nosferatu, so I'm only seeing it next Friday. Guess I'm gonna have to put a pin in this video until then. Can't wait!