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BeefSupreme

I loved these descriptions. laughed really hard at some of them. stupid youtube.

BeefSupreme

Did Rich really do that?

Mr Moxie

How about you make them patreon exclusive? Tehn uza rake in da big buckos. Or just post the video and edit the description later so yt can't punish you?

Paladin

It broke new ground!

TheSingingBush

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nuULHpcoKY0&pp=ygUPRGVudGFsIGRhbSBzb25n

Daniel Rodriguez

Bobby Jim Joe Jackson

I have always loved your weird rambling descriptions! I will miss them dearly. As will many more without even consciously knowing it. Will we at least still get them on patreon like this?

Mr WoodX33

Agreed

Ian

Does YouTube moderate the comment section? Maybe you could just pin the "objectionable" descriptions there

Joe

Please dial 988

Harry

mmm yes, very wise

Delfy Morce

Your rambling video descriptions have been some of the funniest stuff lately. Stupid YouTube bots...

andrew

Huh?

Jesper Lindberg

This is modern shakespeare!!!

Rhea

Mike can you please make a Tumblr

Manuel Johnen

"Facial"...

Brian E. Lindstrand

I see nothing objectionable there. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to have my brain washed out with soap.

Kayla Iacovino

Mike this is art

Silencyr

Glorious. Keep posting them here if YouTube refuses such poetry.

Carolyn Sicbaldi

Praise Jarbus

Frazzled Doo

Are making another Movie? Ffs guys..I get it being ‘stuck’ on youtube but I’ll buy the 10 year anniversary edition of space cop, but I’d rather buy Space Cop Deuce!

DamienC

This may be the best thing I ever read. Thanks for ruining it, youtube.

Nada Leona Sheppard

Now that was poetry.

Christopher Nunn

"hot brown load"

Corpo_Canine

No idea why the YouTube robot would age restrict this... In fact, kids should be required to read it.

Glenn Ponka

Very concise

Arman Borghem

My theory is that the filter detected meanness towards Rich Evans, and could not let that stand.

Marvin Falz

The Star Trek future only happened because well-meaning peoples found our present to be totally meaningless, so they built the most sophisticated technology to make life even moar meaninglesser. It's like Susan's YouTube, where some really dumb peoples put videos of themselves out, where they're giggling like mentally challenged children while peeing on each other, and they got some YouTube award, while Krebs Gorlon's purposefully intellectual and mildly-deranged sounding video descriptions are met with AI contempt and persecution. Where is the shepherd when you need him?

DominikU1990

Would it work to paste the text in the first pinned comment? That way the censhorship wouldn't target the video description, and we could still read it on YouTube. Not sure if it would work though, but I don't see why not. Great text btw, made me laugh real hard in a train

FritzTheWolf

YouTube sucks ass. I give them 20$ a month so I can watch BOTW or WOTW without some guy singing about Whoppers for twenty minutes and you're telling me you can't add a description about Rich Evans dumping ass on Nana's grave? I hope Susan Whateverthefuck's house burns down the next time someone's TDI Volkswagen Golf idles long enough to set the world back on fire.

Chloe

Using words like DNA… in the age of RFK… what were you thinking. The only acceptable term nowadays is “human thingybob”

Bort Ward

Interesting to see how freedom of speech and freedom of thought is slowly being chipped away. May Arnold force a YouTube moderator to dance for 70+ hours.

The Smegma Mastermind

Krebs Gorlon will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

The Smegma Mastermind

Another one of life's small joys ruined by censorship. Thanks, YouTube.

Leonard Janke

Reading this description was more fun then getting groped by Arnold

Christopher Rogers

I really enjoy your descriptions

Zoran Basic

So people of the future will finally se all other pictures from that bithday party

Benjamin Forman IV

Yeah, that was my immediate thought, too.

Anthony V

YouTube said, “Urine trouble.”

Z

I really hope this isn’t the case and the long winded descriptions can continue. There’s an open honesty to them I find endearing and I want to know more about what other places Rich defiles in his personal life.

charlie mccutcheon

It's called AI. The future is NOOOOO....

THE_GnomeChomskee

Well, you could always throw your descriptions up here. I know I’d read them.

Amit Katz

Wait Mike has been the one writing the rambling YouTube descriptions this whole time? I never knew he was such a poet

Sara Iyer

NOT NANU

Tom McGraw

you can always post this as a pinned comment on the yt video

Tom McGraw

thanks, Krebs Gorlon!

serj rodman

Now this is the type of content i fork over my hard earned money to see! thanks Mister Mike!

Joan Scott Brockie

Seems like I'm not the only one who gets this level of philosophical thoughts when insomnia turns my brain into mush! I'd love more of this, you should publish a book, I'd read the shit out of it, then obliterate it until Star Trek reassembles it in 50000 years. Then timetravel and do it all over again

bertsy

Mr. Gorlon, you will live on forever in our livers. May Eloisecole smile upon you for all eternity once you've ascended to the great worst wheel in the sky. Tell Mr. Mitchell he was kind of good in that one movie where he wasn't relegated to a seated position for most of his scenes. Breenspeed, Krebs.

Frazzled Doo

Yeah!! What He said’!

Bob Blankenheim

Must be Goldschlager night.

aaron c

Molecular reconstruction will be happening and Rich Evans will be reassembled to once again watch Picard Seasons 1 AND 2!

Christopher Kowalchuk

I had a video removed because the AI thought I was posting someone’s personal information on a video. It was clearly a fake profile with a hand drawn face. The video was a guide to filling out a rental application for immigrant students in my ESL class. I challenged the violation and was still shot down. So stupid.

Joe

I read the description of the recent video when it posted on yewtube and thought hmm, short and sweet, must mean it's a VERY interesting episode, and I was not disappointed. What did disappointed me was the lack of a rant in the description, as these unhinged word-piles you guys put for a description is like a bow on a crisply wrapped present. Bravo, I am now sated.

Pedder Chestnut

Thank you, Krebs. Only a cask conditioned Wisconsin wet brain is capable of understanding the YouTube algorithm. Keep drinking and keep up the hard work

Amanda Thompson

Well said! Mike, any time the YouTube goons try to convince you to conform, just remember to pee yourself!

Dane Liergaard

You feeling ok there Mike?

Amanda Thompson

I love your unhinged descriptions as much as I hate Youtube's completely awful way of policing content. I consistently get Eugenia Cooney videos suggested to me no matter how many times I report, but I can't look at the deranged ramblings of a Midwestern weirdo?

Jimmy Rode

I chose to believe that Rich Evans story to be true just as I chose to believe he saw his grandfather watching a porno of a woman's ass getting brushed with a toothbrush. It's all coming together.

Dallas Nichols

I read that simple description and laughed so hard. I figured something had happened. Oh man. This video was such a riot. I was crying.

Nick Schueren

Perfection

Amanda B.

Is this the last of Krebs Gorlon?! Nay! Krebs Gorlon must return, like a bad case of herpes!

Sam Garland

Truer words have never been spoken. Now I want to take a dump.

Kate Gottli

sounds like im not the only one currently doing a rewatch of Voyager, lol.

Andrea McAllister

I think "hot brown load" might be what put this description over the edge.

cynthia

I was wondering why the description was so...nothing. Grateful, thankful, and blessed to be one of the dummies who pays for posts like this.

nick w

Awesome .

Zac Crockett

I made the mistake of watching that episode while eating dinner. I mean, seriously...Arnold in Rio?

LB876

"Why not let these VHS cassettes rot into dust the way our lord and savior Jarbus L. Christ intended!!!" Probably got flagged because this is phrased as a question, but only includes exclamation points at the end. YouTube's a real stickler for punctuation errors.

Michaela Ivalu

They already did a Half in the Bag on that one

Marsdriver

I hope that Rich was wearing his embarrassing Pac-Man shirt when he Did That To Nana's Grave.

Darren Pierce

It's a reasonable description. The only thing weird the algorithm might flag is the mention of Polaroid.

Sam

i hope this isn't the end! how will i keep tabs on krebs gorlon now :(

Nate Bridges

I will miss these ramblings

Rowan Henderson

yeah that'll do it

Sarah

this is so sad, thank you for your years of wisdom Mr. gorlon

Sean Yahya

Yes I agree to all terms and conditions

nick w

Best of the worst is entertaining and awesome. I hope that sometime in the near future you guys re:view Troll 2

Joshua Lankton

I liked before I read. Because I are a sheep.

DimmieDim

I'll miss your justified rants, Krebs.

Robb Mashek

At least the Rams won.

Shan O’Blivion

Just give all future videos the same description.

Ryan

Urine fine form Mike

Tushar Arvind

time to start making video descriptions a Patreon exclusive

Sandy

Those fuckers

Hayden Byron

Rick Evans

Dennis Berent

I want to read all of this, but I’m currently watching the video and don’t want to jinx it