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Fate of the Plate
🕑 Added 2025-01-29 14:59:54 +0000 UTCI think we're gonna put it in a large jar. Maybe throw it in the ocean with a message rolled up that says "Beware ye who find this... of the 31. Watch it and your life be done!" That or I'll just put it on a storage shelf and forget about it.
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Shane & Sam Skinner
I felt so bad for this plate. It survived puckard, only to die from some pointless movie…
LiLlian Brink
Put the plate on ebay. list it "AS IS" And "I'd buy that for a dollar"
Count Sqwueekula
Yipppeee
Dustin Baugh
Is it rated R? Things are good so far. Let me tell you about The Jar.
Brian Stearns
You could find someone who is good with resins and make a "plate" or disc composed of all the broken pieces... Then backloght it with led lights
Beckoning Chasm
"Beware ye who find this... of the 31. Watch it and your life be done!" Oh boy, I've been waiting for the guys to do the Leprechaun films!
floweryfluff
I had the same thought!
DonMac
How is Rich going to eat off that now?
Marvin Falz
So Star Wars is truly dead... ...time to continue reading "The Day of the Locust" by Nathanael West, which had an influence on the story of "Mulholland Drive."
plop
cmon Rich doing a Kintsugi repair video on the plate would be ultra soothing
Beckoning Chasm
You could give it to Baby Bink.
The Real Zam
May the spirits of Enterprises past forever haunt Alex Kurtzman.
Connor Martin
No plate but what we make.
Brian E. Lindstrand
"That belongs in a museum!"
Joshua Blade
Sell the shards. Ill buy 31 of them
Wade Brown
The message should say “Fate who makes the sword…does the forging in advance -Aeschylus”
Joan Scott Brockie
Box it up and label it as a limited edition puzzle. Ages 200+
Jim Smith
Auction it off
Nick Kerr
You should melt it down and inject it into your veins along with your piss. I mean, only if you’re a REAL Trekkie!
Christopher Nunn
Oh, but now it's dead.
bingo bango
Sell each fragment on ebay we're all definitely dumb enough to buy them
Bill Wilson
Set your plate to disintegrate.
Amanda Thompson
Can't we just melt Kurtzman himself down and finally free ourselves from the curse which stalks our beloved fandoms?
Michael Flores
You need to make a sequel of The Jar with this
Amanda Thompson
I think anyone who drinks as much as these Wisconsinites probably isn't too concerned with their wellbeing.
Amanda Thompson
I would actually buy and display that. You could touch the piece and feel Mike's rage and grief.
Amanda Thompson
Make charm bracelets out of the pieces. The dozens of tiny cuts you get from wearing it will be a poignant reminder of the painful death of Star Trek.
Matt Sandwich
Have Rich extract the toxic metals using an extremely dangerous chemical process. Then, turn the metals into a plate and have Rich eat pizza off of it when Star Trek: Ten Forward comes out.
Jon Tabb
My vote is for the storage shelf.
Alex Smyth
Sell it on eBay piece by piece. A piece of the plate that gave Rich Evans cancer could be a top seller.
Shane & Sam Skinner
I feel like a different plate or something else should have been smashed. This one should have been safe after surviving Picard.
Adam Atom Ant
I was bummed that they broke the plate. I knew Section 31 was going to be shit. But it had nothing to do with the Enterprise legacy. And that plate a representation of Star Trek at its best.
Allison PM
As a lifelong little sister, I’ll have to say “drink it and I’ll give you a dollar”.
keeperofthegloom
Have Rich eat off of it now!
Nada Leona Sheppard
Send it to Kurtzman with a note: "Look what you made us do."
Red Letter Media
oooh good idea. We'd have to melt down several of kurtzman's gold rolex watches though.
Thomas Branch
I think keeping it on the set, in a glass jar, would be a nice prop whenever we get some more star trek to represent your broken hopes and dreams
Dendo Star
Eh, either way.
JET_JAGUAR_PM
I wonder how many collector plates will be in estate sales soon. There were so many commercials for these when I was a kid.
Aaron Austin
Do ya ever think, "sure if I lived in the mirror universe there would be Space Hitler, but at least they'd have good Star Trek"?
Amanda B.
Grind it into a fine carcinogenic powder and cast it at your enemies.
FraudHack
Make Rich meticulously glue it all back together. Then break it again.
Brian Straight
I mean, seeing it smashed kind of hurt. But, it's your plate and I have my own, so you do you. Now just think of the particulate carcinogens that'll be floating around your studio forever.
David Vass
Maybe NuTrek was the demon inside the jar in The Jar?
Max Cooper
or smash the jar the next time Star Trek does something to offend you.
Z
Kintsugi that thing only when a good Star Trek spin off comes out
Bill Lehecka
I’d say try to reconstruct it. Make it even more carcinogenic!
Notorious HDP
You need to strew the plate remains around the gremlin puppet that'll be in the glass coffee table.
itsraydizzle
Nooooooooooooooóo!
