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New Merch Store!
🕑 Added 2025-03-19 23:15:08 +0000 UTCAfter seeing some posts about the merch from our last store not holding up too well in the warsch, we started a new store with a place called Fourthwall. Jay said he read they do good work so here goes? They use the same brand Next Level shirts that we used when we sold our own screen-printed shirts so hopefully it all comes out well. More options here too. If you end up getting something post here on your quality review please and thank you!
Also additionally NEW video tomorrow and 2 more in the can and being edited! HOT DOG.
-Krebs Gorlon
Comments
Biff
Where the FUCK are the bottle openers?!?
Elliot Peters
I ordered a mug from them six weeks ago and all I received was an envelope filled with beans?
Johan Salberg
Give us what we all want. Gorilla Interupted commentary track!
j
Do you guys still have the Lightning Fast VCR stickers? Love the new pint glasses as well.
Kevin
Got a beanie hat. Good quality, would recommend. I still own a bottle opener from the old Bandcamp store era.
plantsplantsplants
Got the Two Bears white mug with green handle/inside and the image quality is great!
Zackary Goncz
I've been looking for a blank mug everywhere
Tessa
Casting another vote for stickers, bottle openers, wall art prints, and a Rich Evans plushie. I'd love little things like keychains or lanyards, and I think the Nukie shelf picture would make a great throw blanket for movie night!
Stan Lee
Bottle Openers would be nice... And I was interested in a Pint Glass, but I use those for drinking a lot of beer, and $40 is a bit steep for something that will quickly get smashed when I knock it over in a drunken stupor.
Stan Lee
I feel that it's almost essential for drinking before noon... After 12pm you can switch to the $40 Pint Glass!
MeleeDuck
You do good work around here Krebs
Elizabeth Thompson
Oh no, I was hoping it was new lingo for crop top
Red Letter Media
Pint glasses have been added. Also if anyone has purchased anything please do report back on the quality!!!
CapAp
You hacks are sold out of 4XL, who do you think your viewers are
Nick Vitto
pint glasses would be great but drinking booze out of a coffee mug isn't beneath me
casey
I too wish for fans with boobs.
Top Hat Monkey
Thanks Krebs! You're the hackiest fraudiest of them all!
Corey
This activation is intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
BoB3k
Pint glasses
Tim Fuglsang
Since I don't drink coffee or tea and also don't wear clothes, I'd very much be interested in a bigger selection of stuffs. Maybe pins? I like pins. Like I said, I don't wear clothes, but I do wear pins, so I'd buy some if you make some. Stickers too, maybe. I put stickers on myself sometimes too. For real.
Kyle Reitenauer
I know everyone wants the glasses and bottle openers but I'd love to see the prints return, especially the one of the gang drawn as cartoon caricatures!
Nils
Well, I while ago I ordered something from Germany (I think their office was in the Netherlands) and the quality is decent plus the shirt was actually fair trade which I like. Their service was solid as well. So no complaints here
Matt Roberts
FINALLY I can buy a new wardrobe!
Stan Lee
You mean a 'BRO'? Or a 'Manssiere'?
CarlWheezer24
Looks good! I’d love to buy a shirt with that Lightning Fast VCR repair logo on it
Ben Henry
Funny timing because I just noticed the merch store was down the other day. Alright. I guess I have to buy something....for Krebs
XanderWhat
I use Fourthwall for a channel I work for, they seem decent quality (though the creator web UI is kinda bad)
Stewart
“The Richard” a line of attire for the blossoming gentleman.
The Real Zam
An officially endorsed Rich Evans line of man bras would be most apt.
The Real Zam
Can we get a Rich Evans as the fat Buddha please? How about Mike & Jay as Adam and Eve, respectfully?
Mark Brakenhoff
Half in the bag merch please
Stewart
Shut up and take my money!!!
Joan Scott Brockie
I know, right? I hope Mike will recover from the embarrassment.
Joan Scott Brockie
That would turn it into an OF store. I'm not saying I wouldn't subscribe, but I would absolutely subscribe.
The Irony Giant
HOW EMBARRASSING.
Ben B
Appreciate the ongoing effort to provide merch that lasts as long as the channel.
Stephen Haffner
Rich Evans has apparently had no complaints; can you ask for shirts in his size?
Groogle
omg ive been watching rlm for more than a decade and have never noticed that lol
Eileen Herbert
I am once again asking for t-shirts for fans with boobs. Please and thank you.
Brynley Andrews
Still you deny us the Lightning Fast VCR Repairs button downs
Stewart
Can we PLEASE get Rich Evan’s to model the shirts?! Is that too much to ask!?! The tighter the better.
Ian Chezwick
Came here to say this!
Ian
Oh man, I love some of those designs. The "Two Bears" merch is perfect
Atticus
I would love a new Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirt too.
Nat Hobson
I should have checked comments before I posted - same here! These are needed!
Nat Hobson
Could we get Lightning Fast and RLM appliques/patches? I need them for my letterman's jacket! :D
FoxyStalin
We need Pint Glasses so we can drink along.
Jazmine Kovac
yes! stickers please!!
Joan Scott Brockie
You need to add stickers! A friend of mine gave me one of Mike in the spooky ride seat that I plopped onto my laptop. Going through airport security a guy there pointed to it and said "is that your husband?"
Count Sqwueekula
Oh and “passive progressive” is now being used in commercials. You guys should have trademarked it.
Count Sqwueekula
I’m fine with buying the spiffy plain white mug. I want to support creators but am too embarrassed to make that support known.
Jimmy Rode
omg the two bears! I missed out on that lightning fast sweatshirt. Would like to pretend I worked at the vcr shop while I do my monotonous job.
Jazz Jackrabbit
Any chance of adding the Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirts?
Joan Scott Brockie
Now that's amazing service! It's in the store now! I want a mug with their mug on it! 🤞🏻
Tim Bronkhurst
it's on the wall at Lightning Fast VCR Repair
Eammon_Wright
sell me a bottle opener you hacks!
Jens Jeremiassen Johnsen
Bought a mug in support of your work! Thanks for all the laughs and interesting reviews. Now I can enjoy my VHS tapes in style.
David Perek
this Brand is so strong and drives excitement and creates value for stakeholders
Bob H
but i want a black mug.
Beckoning Chasm
Hey, Krebs Gorlon! I watched the episode with your wife last night. (It's called "Final Mission.") She's wondering why you don't call!
Manic Velocity
New ways to consume product!
Caden Cordell
This and an extra large flask
Flyingwhale
U got XXXXXXXXL?
Hamboigah
What're the bears from?
Rick Drake
They don't make shirts that small for adults.
Damon Killian
Me too. It was the first time I resented someone giving me a gift. The pockets were so shallow that all of my fentanyl gummies fell out at Dave & Buster’s. The thin material was so threadbare that it shrank two sizes from just body heat. I particularly enjoyed the enormous 'I do not have sex' elastic cuffs.
Bright Anderson
Thank you Mr. Gorlon!
Anastasios Papaioannou
Hot Dog indeed
Aidan Lodolce
Huge, can we get the Lightning Fast VCR Repair Shirts back so I can give my friends and family the impression that I’m employed? Thanks Krebs
Eric Anderson
Bring back the Best of the Worst bottle openers, too!
Swimaroo
There has been 2 bear merch this whole time???
Eric Anderson
Found a small typo. “DICK THE BLURTHDAY BOY T-SHORT”. Actually I’m not sure, that may have been intentional.
Michael Middleton
Thank you Krebs. I love the two bears merch items, definitely going to grab one
Ryan
Don't ask questions, just consume RLM merch. That's a genuine recommendation because asking questions is for nerds and RLM merch is frickin sick.
Amanda B.
I'm with everyone else--bring back pint glasses and shot glasses! And bring the Lightning Fast VCR repair shirt back!
cynthia
Yes!!!
Stefan Wilde
seconded here. also a patch if possible. i need a low effort costume
Michael
Where are the beer glasses??
cynthia
Seconded!
Mr. Bump 2.0
I hope this new store goes great for everyone! Funny enough, just yesterday I was looking at how badly my warshing machine destroyed my Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirt, so if an equivalent logo pops up on this version I will be very happy to grab one!
cynthia
Yes, from the Half in the Bag set. On the wall next to where Mike usually sits
Minimag
I'm out of the loop on the two bears picture. Is that one of the paintings they have in the background on the walls?
Emma Dawn
I know the reference, but blurry Polaroid t-shirt is borderline postmodern art. Good stuff. Carry on.
Zan Ferguson
I would love a little Two Bears canvas print…😅
Tom McGraw
thanks, Krebs!
Brian
OH MY FUCKING GOD THE BEAR SHIRT I SUGGESTED!!!!!!
Mike St Louis
I would buy one of your Lightning Fast VCR Repair button up shirts like Mike and Jay wear in a heartbeat. I wish they would offer them for sale again. I recall they had them years ago.
Jordan Beauford
I feel that Two Bears shirt calling to me...
Emma Dawn
We do exist! There are dozens of us!
sacch
bring the patches back and my life is yours
ilikemyanon
BRING BACK THE BEER GLASSES YOU HACK FRAUDS I WILL LITERLALY GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY FOR THEM
Erich Geiger
Please bring back the Lightning Fast patch. I desperately need one for my work shirts.
fiend394
Thanks Krebs, you're the best shill around
Oscar Williams
You should sell Lightning Fast VCR Work Shirts, a plush Rich Evans stuffed animal, and Space Cop on VHS.
Jacquie
I’ve interacted with enough of your other fans to know this is true.
cynthia
Damn you for making me want that two bears shirt Would love that freakin' bottle opener as merch, I discovered you guys after you stopped selling it 😒
Nada Leona Sheppard
Do they do double walled coffee tumblers like Yeti ones?
Red Letter Media
We we bought, stocked and screen-printed our own shirts we never carried smalls and only a few mediums because 90% of the orders were XL, XXL, and XXXL and often times XXXXXXXL. But these places let you choose in more styles and colors and sizes cause it's print on demand.
Mike Lycett
Its on the wall in the vcr repair shop
Royal-Robinson
Glad to see the new merch store. Hopefully one day you’ll sell the pint glasses again. I know shipping them was an issue but still. Would love to get another set for some friends.
Mike Lycett
Its on the wall in the vcr repair shop
Vincent Maslowski
Aw, no more Rich Evans' Face?
Jeff Schneider
Keep an eye on the art in the Plinkett house set
snikad
Missed an opportunity to have Jay model the shirts
Joan Scott Brockie
Yay! My zipper hoodie with the Delorean logo turned very "nibbly" fast, and the BotW tanktop is so uhm.. "starchy" dense fabric that it feels like it's wearing me, so it's time to try out the new merch! Still love the clothes, just sad that the hoodie didn't last longer. English is hard when it's past 23 for my european brain, sorry. But YAY!
Helena
Thank you for the bears merch. I want it all
Mike Lycett
Are you planning on doing a beer glass? Would love a rlm or botw pint glass.
Patar
my blurthday shurt has been ok in the warsh
Red Letter Media
There are white mugs, but they have one of our logos or graphics on it. If you turn that logo away from you you can pretend it's just a plain white mug.
Richard Avila
This sounds like mike. He is becoming the thing he mocks, .
Brady Johnson
On the wall of the Video Repair Store behind Mike
Brady Johnson
On the wall of the Video Repair Store behind Mike
Ryan Guernsey
I could really go for a white mug
Brandon Headrick
How much for the white mug again?
Robert Dodrill
What about a Lightning Fast VCR repair shirt? Mine is getting so faded the logo is less visible than the armpit stains!
Z
If I made enamel spinning wheel of the worst pins would you sue me about it
Allison PM
Now you have to sell a white mug that says “I’m old”
Kurt
Okay I’m blanking. What’s the two bears reference?
Jeremy Baker
Thanks, Krebs
Groogle
what is the two bears?
Lionel Mandrake
"SPEAK TO ME, HAUNTED MERCH STORE!"
Matthew Sherman
Ordering for science now, Mr. Krebs
Dendo Star
Don’t care. I’m old too.
Michael Gussler
Will you guys return to commentary tracks? I miss those so much.
Jacquie
Hopefully you make shirts small enough for the tiny minority of your fan base
Daniel B
Hot dog, indeed :D
Red Letter Media
And no we don't sell a white mug. That image is stuck like that and I can't figure out how to change it cause I'm old.
