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THE BOAT - New Episode
🕑 Added 2023-11-12 17:00:06 +0000 UTCThere is something in the ground. You have a 3 day head start.
If you find it, please contact me immediatly.
Thanks for your patience. I could not have done this without you.
DONT SPOIL IT FOR THE SHIT MUNCHERS
B.
Comments
Fake Internet Name
You could make a Bezos head shaped room that people could crawl inside of. Maybe put a toilet in it and charge $1 per pee, $10 per poo.
Ctjulian
One can only dream of making such an incredible contribution to this world in the short time that we’re here. I am full of awe and appreciation. Thank you Bobby.
Latsyrk
I was just referred to your videos via Adam Savage, you are truly an inspiration, I will be watching through all of your videos veraciously. Thank you for sharing your knowledge, I aspire to be as awake as you someday!
Väderlöpet.se
Glad to hear. Inflation (and decomposition) eats away quickly!
Bobby Fingers
Yes
Väderlöpet.se
Have the Lira been found yet?!
Brian McDonagh
This is insanely good. Great art. Should be in the national gallery. On a small telly in every Jax. Blown away. (Gus's brother.)
Turt Hell
so it has been found then. just put me out my misery, because all I've asked santa for this christmas is a 1:10 scale oil lamp of michael jackson, but I'm not sure he's taking my request seriously so I think I should find the chest just as a back up.
Alex
Brilliant as always. Doing my part to show this insanity to as many people as possible! Gracias Señor Fingers
plumpynutt
Can only afford a pittance but you are a true artist Bobby. Life affirming shit. You also instill a bizarrely intense feeling of homesickness. Go raibh míle
Benjamin Hamilton
I’ve learned not to mess with Laura Hurtado Miras.
Bobby Fingers
Theories are useless without the coordinates. You would be wasting your time. The finder is sworn to secrecy until the next video is out.
probablyrobots
Is it ok for the finder to tell us where they found it? I had a theory on the first day, but sadly couldn't fly out to Ireland.
Rebecca Bowen
I love you. If you ever need assistance from a middle aged Yorkshire woman, I’m your middle aged Yorkshire woman.
Banana Drama
🧊 🪣😅
Bobby Fingers
Thanks James.
James Peak
I'm going to give you £1.62 every month for as long as I can, as it's the closest monetary amount to the golden ratio, and the kind of shit you're pulling is the perfect ratio of art, science and nob gags. Please craic on.
Bobby Fingers
They have been noticing me for a long long time.
Tray Erwin
Exactly where you'd least expect it to be. Well played.
Bobby Fingers
ah i do love the folks at BP. Thanks JoJo. x
James Suttie
About time they noticed!
Bella
Just came here from reading it! Hopefully will get loads more eyes on the fingers
Jojo
You just got a glowing review in Popbitch! ">> Finger stuff << An oarsome creation For the last year or so, Bobby Fingers has been running the single greatest YouTube channel ever created. On it, he creates hyper-realistic dioramas of legendary moments in pop culture. There's the one of Mel Gibson's 2006 drunk-driving arrest. The one of stuntman Gene LeBell causing Steven Seagal to soil himself in a chokehold. The one of Michael Jackson being accidentally set on fire during a Pepsi commercial. But for his most recent video, he has truly excelled himself – making a fully functional rowboat in the shape of Jeff Bezos's massive face. We can't really explain it, you'll just have to watch it."
Joachim
Glad to learn I‘m a dork now. Next ass hair transplant is on me. Partially.
Christopher Goodwin
Had to join the Patreon squad after seeing this latest ridiculous effort. Your videos make me think about art and creation in ways I never expected. They're my favorite videos on Youtube, no contest.
philip sarappo
bobby this is a masterpiece but how the fook am i supposed to find this thing
Ben Chand
excellent video mr fingers
Bobby Fingers
Sandunes, by the sea. Under the pink aquarium gravel.
Ross John
You fixed it! God bless you, Bobby Fingers, you and all your fingers.
Tray Erwin
I really need to know where this one was buried. Can anyone tell me?
Tres Brown
Bravo BF! I use to work at a frame design company in Gulf Breeze, FL. The lead designer told me that Jeff Bezos was from the city and his mother still lives nearby. A few weeks later an article came out that Bezos was in Pensacola to launch a big ship that his rocket would dock onto after trips to wherever. Strange.
Richard Oakley
Very difficult for us introverts, can use anything for social lubricant
Richard Oakley
New to patreon, you can do that??
Richard Oakley
CC = ON my fellow dork
Richard Oakley
ear buds were made for moments like these
Richard Oakley
Along the path of art we lost our way, Thank Bob(y Fingers) we can make amends, Amen.
Bobby Fingers
your either a shitmuncher or a dork. welcome aboard. You fucking Dork.
Richard Oakley
Here from Youtube. Never knew we were colloquially called “shitmunchers”. Glad I’m not one of those “people” anymore
Bobby Fingers
€2300, including flights. This video was so blisteringly expensive but I managed to get it done with your support. I cannot thank you enough. Thank you.
hardlum
I would be curious to know the cost of Bobby's procedure, so we could determine the value of a single healthy ass hair follicle. Perhaps food for thought in terms of a higher tier subscription level down the line, which I'm sure at least a few of us morons would gladly pay.
Harrison Duty
Not the most striking element, but the red trainers in the Turkish follicular extraction scene really worked. Cant say why..
Bobby Fingers
king kong company
Manuel Cards
They call him Bobby Fingers because he bobs across the seven seas snatching booty from his victims.
Damien Smith
Magnificent! Whats the name of your twisted Monkey x Robot band again.
Bobby Fingers
no. I made absolutely every fucking thing in that video
Jared Penven
That's not a rental?
Brian Sikorski
It doesn't have to be in a museum to be fine art.
Maurice Collins
Cracking video, pushing the boundaries of creativity again and again. Do we have any thoughts from Jeff Bezos yet?
Bobby Fingers
Engage the Mute button Lee
Maurice Collins
Do not ever delete the video!
FappingNinja
Fantastic and brave. If a cock shaped spacecraft falls out of orbit onto Ireland I think we’ll know why.
Bobby Fingers
Your money paid for Laura’s hat. How bout that?
Matt S
It would be good to breakdown the Patreon contributions. Not sure if I paid for clay supplies, Jeff's eyeball vein, to sterilise the arse tweezers, or some other shady legal cost? I guess I'll never know, but I'm glad I could help!
Bobby Fingers
perplurbed
McMatt
I'm am left perplexed, perhaps a touch disturbed, but also delighted.
Bobby Fingers
pretty much Zach
Zach Campbell
Bobby had to reveal his face because he looks too much like a pirate to miss the opportunity.
Bobby Fingers
Merci mon amor
Bobby Fingers
No
Lydia Black
It's here! Every time I wonder how you're gonna keep doing weirder and better, you pull it off. Awesome work. (And I'm really glad you didn't actually bury the boat.)
Khadija Healy
Fuuuck me, the emotional roller coaster! Erik Satie was the perfect choice for the reveal music, got a bit emotional (was it the Gnossienne or ‘employee burnout’, I’ll never know) When you mentioned Chekhov there, I KNEW the hot poker would come back later 👏🏼 I fucking roared and clapped like a lunatic. Chapeau bas, a thousand times. You, señor fingers, are a mad genius. This is the best content on the internet, hands down, and I don’t think we’re paying you enough for your commitment (the fucking hair transplant, Jesus 🤣)
Lee Delaney
i teach art, woodworking, mold making, digital sculpting and printing shame i cant show my learners your videos due to the wierd bits especially the bit about shagging your mates sister in the last video
Steven Pantaleoni
I actually can't get your Jeff Bezos sea shanty our of my head, can you please post the lyrics to all of your beautiful songs?
Daniel Wilkinson
majestical
Bobby Fingers
I think the graft survived, although I followed none of the aftercare guidelines.
Connor Younglund
Going to need update(s) on the ass hair transplant. 👀
Bobby Fingers
I understand Ray. I'll delete the video.
Ray Cashman
"Nobody asked me to do ANY of this." I hate to disagree with you here, Mr. Fingers, but you have NO IDEA how loudly we, the shower of dorks, cry out in anguish for this and only this. We would watch a hundred thousand hobos' colonoscopies for more. Far and wide may the Cult of Fingers spread!
RaisedonRambo
It's fucking beautiful.
Rowebot
I thought "Is that Penn Jillette? Nah, that's too fucking random"
Rowebot
Too bad the expensive Bezos boat didn't qualify for free "shipping"...
Mark Pinkerton
All of it Incredible work — the oars through the ear holes though — stunning.
Jack
I got so excited when I thought it was buried in BallyB. Torturously I've found the coordinates but haven't the chance to get there.
Jeff Balls
That is amazing! It deserves to be in a portrait gallery!
Bobby Fingers
Thanks Tyler.
Mike streather
A six foot sized Jeff Bezos face is nightmare fuel.
Maurice Collins
Another completely completely unique piece of art. A daydream comes to life before your eyes. How much work went into this masterpiece? I salute you Team Fingers.
Lamda AI
Bravo, Senor fingers. Bravo.
Scott East
I feel equally inspired and depressed watching your videos. Thanks for your courageous weirdness
Kevin Wood
This is, bar none, among the absolute best content on the internet.
Melton365
Bobby you are truly a renaissance man living amongst the plebeians. Please never stop being the fantastic bastard you naturally are!
Zack Hoffman
i'm probably wrong, but i found a lat/long that's in Eastern Russia.
Diane
UNHINGED. I love it. Bravo!!
WABogan63
Brilliant again!
Tyler McWilliam
alright im going to 10 dollars a month
Rusty
i don't know what i expected, but it wasn't that. well done
Noel Conneely
This was worth the wait holy fuck
Jack
And Chekov's poker... This man.
Larry K
The part about making a boat like Jeff Bezos was a little weird. Otherwise, I loved it. “Do the one about Mel Gibson.”
James Suttie
Outstanding
Thomas Maser
Brilliant as always, Sir Fingers. In honor of this, I have obtained every copy of 'JAWS' in existence and overdubbed it with the line "We're gonna need a bigger Bezos!"
Ben @ Spamerica
Spotting Penn Jillette was like a jumpscare
Jake
Wow Bobbie, that was a trip in so many ways. Well done...
Morgan Rickman
Couldn't be happier to be part of a niche cult. Fantastic work sir.
Allison Reynolds
Ahhh I love this unreliable narrator <3 Best story teller on the internets
Thomas Milne
I hope he sees this & I hope it scares him To be fair it scares me too
PaddyMick
Sick mate nice one!
Jack
The "what flavour is blowjob?" tab lads...
Bobby Fingers
You might know him Richie.
Richie Cosgrove
That anecdote about talking to a fella for two hours after taking speed was incredible. Please commit it to print.
Robert Cory Waugh
holy fuck
GeordieAlex
Ah, you big daftie. You've done it again. Thanks for making the world a better place.
Harry Ebsworth
World class 👏🏼
Patrick
Another masterpiece. Joined the patreon after the Michael Jackson upload. Hitting this level of quality consistently is insane. Well done to all involved.
Flatrabbit
Holy Jesus that was good.
James Berry
Pure Magic
Adam Gargan
Wow this was so worth the wait! Incredible artistry as always sir
Alex Gosse
Hands down my favourite artist of any flavour. Could not be more entertained and enthralled.
Rae Fitzpatrick
My only regret is that I couldn't immediately watch this video when it dropped because I was already in the middle of a tabletop gaming session.
William Fleming
Holy Jupiter Shite!!!! AND PLAY.
Ty
Fantastic
Lee Noble
Amaz’n stuff!
Väderlöpet.se
Please keep us updated on the growth of the buttocks follicle, btw
Väderlöpet.se
Bloody hell! In a good way
Spy Emerson
So very talented. Love you! Keep going!!
Isaac Corby
Thanks Bobby!
Steven Pantaleoni
What a treat for us on this fine Sunday!
Rob Chant
Life is better with Bobby Fingers.
Torsten Martinsen
You're a madman, and I say this with the greatest admiration.
Ian Waite
Dude! The most enthralling, most creative, entertaining and exuberant pile of steaming magnificence I have seen... since your last video dropped. Do. Not. Stop!
Lee O'Connor
Absolutely, bloody fantastic. Pirate hats off to you Mr Fingers, an amazing job done.
Lord Biscuit
Be brave, be bold, if but, now cold. Be Bald. Or do what you did. Either way the dread will get ye.
JOYCE ABBOTT
What a journey, thank you, Sir
M J
Thanks
Euan MacInnes
So much to enjoy. For me "I'm not going to complain, because nobody asked me to do any of this".
Midgie
how’s the transplanted arse hair getting on
Bobby Fingers
So nice of you too point that out Ross.
Anna Murchison
The best thing I've watched this century.
Ross John
I loved it until I saw that you’d used “to” rather than “too” in one of the subtitles. It’s this sort of all too common inattention to detail in your work that will prevent you from making it to the big league of Bezos head-boat builders.
RHYS
Well worth the wait.
Jared Penven
Tremendous acting at the end. Very solid. /serious
David Patrick Bucko
Just when hope is fading and faith is strained... an email from Patreon appears on the horizon. Like a row boat. Seasaimid ar an gcladach.
Brody Hawker
God damn, you are fantastic sir. And I don't mean fantastic like what I tell the Cheesecake Factory waiter when he asks how is the orange chicken, but the actual definition of the word. Bravo.
ForestRangerRon
A titanic undertaking, thank you Señor Fingers
Mike Chamberlain
Thanks so much for it all Bobby. I'm just kinda speechless really.
Kula Bocca
Fuckin A+
Ronan da Rosa
Xylitol is a great treatment for dry mouth, so it's lucky I have some lozenges around after my jaw's been on the floor for 28 minutes. Nevermind the boat, the entire narrative and tangentially ventures outside the boat would have me calling complete BS if I hadn't been shown thorough evidence. Just who the fuck are you? I'm not sure I'll ever know, so just keep taking my money. God damnit.
Ralph Shelton
Fuck’n A! King Kong Company is now in the playlist rotation! Check out Fartbarf for a synth overload of masked musicians! So goddamn good! All of it! Thank you for the effort and dedication!
Tom
That was truly amazing and inspiring. You really raise the bar for what I even considered possible creatively. Well done Mr Fingers
Pedder Chestnut
I wanna kiss the big Bezos, hope whoever finds it sells kisses
Mike Bee
My chair is soaked now thanks to this brilliance.
Andy Pearson
Fucking fuck me. Well done.
PKT Crafts
«What kind of a crafting video can take that long to make?!» «Oh…»
Paul Egerton
Absolute work of art ❤️
John Moran
Bezos (kisses) to you Bobby Fingers! Thank you.
Tom
is... is that Penn?
Kiyarn
Just finished it. We'll done. Bloody lovely stuff mate. Glad I got to be a part of it (even though I'm just out of shot). Seriously funny stuff man! ❤️
Napoleon
I have no words. Good god almighty.
Jojo
10/10, but I'm hoping for the patreon exclusive of your uncle's musical..
Dean Sharif
Well holy shit, you've gone and outdone yourself yet again! Absolutely spectacular work!
Ben Cooper
Wait! Was that Penn Jillette?
Things Shall Get Loud Now
The "opposite of a diorama" hint from months ago has been wracking me ever since and never once did I think BOAT
Ben Cooper
Probably for the best, I live in Shropshire on a hill.
Letters
this is truly a masterpiece, holy shit
Bobby Fingers
You're not getting the boat
Bobby Fingers
Congratulations Ralph
Ralph Shelton
This is more exciting than getting off parole!
Ben Cooper
Me: I think I can find this. GF: Do you need a boat? Me: That's not the point. Ex-GF: You don't need a boat.
David
🥲
Cameron Daniels
Phoned it in a bit this time Bobby. I don't think the head is big enough, but you do you.
John Mapley
The best notification I’ve received all month ❤️
Mike Chamberlain
I cannot wait. Watching now.
Philip Cates
Looks like I’ll be putting suicide off until tomorrow!!
Chris P
This is best non-diorama video Mr. Fingers has ever made.
Matt Davis
You just made my Sunday bobby.
Kage
Hell yeah! Guess my LOTR Marathon can go right to hell!
Adam Francis Smith
Oh my fucking god. It happened. Love you Bobby. Was just setting the projector up to watch a shit film. Will watch it after this. Lovely.
Napoleon
Dropping everything I’m doing right now to watch this
Mason Preusser
No prob, bob.
WM
IT'S HERE
Morgan Rickman
This is big news.
Cody Coughlin
Oh my god
