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🕑 Added 2024-05-15 17:17:46 +0000 UTC

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Akit

Brilliant !

Vincent C. Maggio

Amazed at how Fabios face comes out of the mould with perfect paint, must be very satisfying.

Wijcher

Degenerates around here make use of the word "gleuf" which can be translated as crevasse or ravine

Bartek

so you can you like re-use the clay you scrape off is it more like single-use only? asking for a friend

Bendik

I just joined Patreon for the first time and and the first thing I see is "At least I'm not a shitmuncher like you, you big Norwegian flange.". I was until 15 minutes ago a shitmuncher. Also I'm Norwegian.

Bob Coombs

we are all Dorks. Welcome

Frank Inselbuch

bearded clam

Graham

It’s occurred to me I might have ruined one, Manuel... Going to wait patiently and send thoughts and prayers. I know my place.

Manuel Cards

I feel like you're fishing for a diorama, Graham, but that's quite the baited hook.

oliversees

Snake funeral was worth my $5. I recently heard an Estonian describe ethnic vagina as “purple bacon” which was disturbing - my wife and I often say cha cha

Thomas F

Well now that doesn't make for a fun video

Tom Cella

Pretty sure it has to do with the prostate cancer he was being treated for.

Graham

Well, I’m only good for one reasonably chaste sexual euphemism every 15 years/marriage, Bobby, but for now I can only tell you that I think a lot about the split second after Diana Ross missed that penalty at the 1994 World Cup opening ceremony. Not so much about her immediately skipping forward in her high heels like a pro - not missing a beat after she’d shanked the giant inflatable wide, but cavorting like she’d scored - you’d expect that of a decent Supreme. Not even of the actor playing the goalkeeper, who’d been instructed to give it a good flailing dive as her shot went past him, and who did his job - though the penalty itself was headed for Lake Michigan and he could have just watched it past the post, and then angrily waved the deliriously relieved defenders in his head upfield, like he’d been trained to will her miss amid that crucible of pressure, and it was all in a day’s work for a solid net custodian meeting the moment. No, my mind goes to the technician who’d rigged the prop goal to split in two at the centre of the crossbar, the second she was meant to have I’m-Coming-Outed the ball 5 yards into the net. And when she missed, I always wondered about what they thought about all their work going to waste and whether, in that nanosecond, it was a panicky director in their ear-piece screaming “Press the button! Press the button!” or if they just went “Fuck it anyway,” that duly exploded the goalposts. And then I wonder if they even watched the roadies now scurrying to remove the cleaved prop, or if they just waved dismissively and turned in disgust to the Soldier Field catering table, pawing distractedly at its contents. And at that point, I don’t know if they were Chicago locals or specialists bussed in from New York, and I like to think it was the latter, and that some hapless Illinois security guard caught the full blast of their anger when they tried to reprimand him/her/them for putting ketchup on his/her/their hot dog instead of relish and mustard (the Windy City way - and they can be real dicks about it). And what would have been true poetry salvaged from the shambles would have been the technician then maintaining seething eye contact with the guard as they picked up a spare bun and, with great deliberation, snapped its last doughy tendril of integrity to make two perfect halves, neatly sundered at the hinge, mere inches from the nose of that earnest, corn-fed face. And then they would have stalked off headed for the aquarium next door (because fish know nothing of divas who never learned to side foot), as the guard’s face morphed from bewilderment to its more habitual Midwest passive aggression. I digress. But you also digress, Bobby, and I love you for it, because this life jalopy goes too fast sometimes, and the rattling is something awful on the straights. Keep digging your holes and I’ll be sure to be back to thank you.

Bobby Fingers

Graham. I must insist, much pressure, that you write more and often. For your words brought me so much joy. More Graham. More.

Graham

On our honeymoon, my ex suggested we write an erotic novel, but none of her crass vulgarity was appropriate for the genre (this being the days of “racy romance” rather than business types using their ties as blindfolds) . I contributed the phrase “he pressed his insistence” but the novel was ultimately abandoned, and some time later the marriage also succumbed to natural causes. It has been a small side quest since to lay my phrase to rest in a fitting place. The Patreon fee is cheaper than paying for a funeral plot, though fair play - your video shows I could have just dug a shallow hole 25 characters wide. Then again, my own creativity had been exhausted by trying to sculpt precise euphemisms that would moisten a Mills and Boon reader without causing the involuntary guilty spasms of forbidden fruit diddling. Then Bobby throws out “Choo Choo!” like it’s nothing, and I’m left looking upon my works in despair, like a snake swimming coach in the autumn of his years, standing alone by yet another pond. But I have a measure of acceptance now, even gratitude. You’re a lovely man, Bobby, and I’m grateful for the gift of being able to tell the next man to call me a dork, that “At least I’m not a shitmuncher like you, you big Norwegian flange.” You’ve brought me peace. And Harald V can go press his insistence upon himself.

Thomas F

All I know is that there are at least 4 separate pictures of him having a mysterious liquid emanate from his pants, when you search Liam Neeson pee

Bobby Fingers

I don’t believe those images to be real.

Bobby Fingers

Kicked in the winnie

Thomas F

You know I was thinking, it probably doesn't warrant a whole video, but you should consider doing a model of one of the multiple times Liam Neason has been photographed having pissed his pants

Mickey Brilliant

That's what we call vaginas in our house

Bobby Fingers

Que?

Mickey Brilliant

Winnie. As in willie and winnie.

Tamlin Stryk

Seems like a recipe for snake ghost's, which of course would require the ghost of Saint Patrick to resolve.

Karl M Cronin

I had missed this. Glad I found it. I wish I could come up with a comment of wit, and it's a low bar in here it seems but it's late and i couldn't be arsed. Thanks for the rest. (-:

Glenn Broad

In mixed company we say clunge for fanny. I agree with a previous commenter that flange is the base of the willy - as in “his willy went into her clunge up to the flange”. We also like rhyming slang so “bacta” is also acceptable for fanny.

Kalle Ryan

This is my favourite silly goose. Incredible work Bobby

Andrew Donga

That’s not the size of a goose

Rich is ainm dom

I've never been to a snake wake.

Philly444

great family book

Chainsaw ASMR

Bobby Fingers has never once let me down. Every video is a banger.

Forodriac Origamius

Paid to see Bobby do Fabio's eyebrows. Got snake funeral for free. Satisfying.

Ross John

That snake funeral was lovely, but why such a shallow grave? Everyone knows only serial killers use shallow graves.

AJ Jefferies

Incredible work, on every level

Larry K

I figured. But how did you know?

Bobby Fingers

You

Larry K

When Bobby says “dorks,” who is he talking to?

Zack Hoffman

If i don't who else will? be the change you want to see in the world.

James Suttie

Some of them are

James Suttie

Somebody had to bring some gutter conversation.

James Suttie

I found the snake funeral incredibly moving - is that normal?

meezoid

What would you call a YouTube comment? Here in my house we call them Flies On Shit

Rowebot

RIP "Fabiobra"

Mark Pinkerton

Youtube voiceovers need more weariness and contempt. It makes everything so much more delightful.

Mark Pinkerton

Snake coffin. I just a short diversion to make a lovely unfinished wood snake coffin. If I had seen your flyer. My girls and I would have attended. They could stand to contemplate their morality a bit more.

Noel

It smells in here. It smells like a man named Jerry.

Amy Tysoe

we didn't see it in that video, but did you use a core when you were casting the michael jackson lamp, or was it all drilled out afterwards? the video didn't really go into the finishing process so i've always been a bit curious about what the final stages were once the tea wore off

Danni

magnificent. just finished the novel and honestly wish you'd put out regular spoken word pieces. i am so glad i found this latest incarnation and can't wait to see what you do next.

Mike

You are such a gem brother! You’re bringing comedy, happiness, art, creativity, and so much more into the world. Your family and friends are lucky to have you. Feels like there’s never a dull moment when you are around! 😂Maybe if my ancestors never left Ireland (county cork and Roscommon) and maybe I would’ve had the pleasure of knowing you. 😂Love your videos brother, keep up the good work.

Owen

Jim Nutt is my favorite intrinsic painter.

Manuel Cards

Every time someone sings to me about how they're not lying to me I find out that they're lying to me.

Paul Nelson

Couldn't help notice, both in this and the youtube video, how much the Fabio faces looked like the talking bust statue from Neil Buchanan's 'Art Attack'

n-gons burgess

Beautiful stuff!

Zack Hoffman

Mr. Fingers, have you ever considered when making the silicone face mold making the eye-sockets more fuckable? looked awfully fleshlight-ish when pulling out the eye-cores

Gavin Graham

My daughter has been marvelling at all the Irish slang words for penis, and penis related equipment, in the audiobook. I hadn't heard shmok before, consider me educated.

Andrew Jones

i'm letting you know in the comments

Dave Provost

I call a stick a core and a core a stiffy

Drew Holmes

vertical smile

Lydia Black

Something about brass shim is so fun to wrinkle and play with.

Dan

Flappio

Nick worth

Hey Bobby, any word from Fabio's people? I assume you will be showered in rewards for so throughly backing him up. Also, when will you learn to keep your opinions about the Glücksburgs to yourself.. for shame.

Aerial Badger Release

Gusset.

GeordieAlex

Your 'Please wear funeral appropriate clothing' on your poster reminds me of the time I misread 'Dress code: Sombre' on a funeral notice and turned up in a big Mexican hat.

GeordieAlex

If anyone a] knows the word shim and 2] uses it in conversation with me, thereby showing they assume I know it too, they're alright by me.

GeordieAlex

Shim is one of my favourite words. Nice one.

Rhom Achensa

No idea what it’s called, I’m just glad to be here

Ronan da Rosa

Shooting my shot here in the Shitmuncher Free Zone to say that it didn't happen, but you should totally do Big Bird dying in the Challenger explosion. There's a universe somewhere where he did. RIP 🙏🏻

Steve Z

beef curtains

Andrew Hagan

Core

David Patrick Bucko

The lollipop show and snake coffin are currently negotiating which will appear first in my nightmares. Isn't enough room for both at once. Conradh síochána le síniú.

Kerry Maxwell

In the circles I travel in in the US, "The Flange" is used to refer to the base of the penis, as in "you took it all the way to the flange".

Galvin Moore

In Texas we call spatulas "Yee-haw flip'em sticks"

Joe Smallberries

In my country we call Fabio "Goosiepuss"

ShamWerks

That collab with Adam Savage though. 😉 Adam being a big fan of Bobby, I guess he was pretty excited!

Xaerael Lockwood

I guess Animation cel painting is kinda intrinsic painting? Which is fitting since you use WED. Prosthetic intrinsic painting is like witchcraft, though. I've only painted onto silicone, and that was traumatic enough. The idea of painting into a mould, then pouring expensive silicone into the mould and having to just hope you got everything right... I think I'd gnaw my fingertips off with anxiety.

Eric Rode

Lollipops will never look the same to me again. Never mind what they looked like before. That's not germane to this discussion.

Connel Soutar

The shitmunchers will believe anything eh, you got them there. Quality video, pour one out for the snake.

Matt Davis

Was this a laden or unladen goose?

Paul Adams

no video about building the snake coffin?!? or did you get it from Amazon?

Merv

Good on ya for sorting that little 5ft skinny fella out, if it were me I think the most I would have done would be stick him in a snooker cue case and leave it in a layby.

Simon Golland

I think that was my second-favourite family snake funeral I've seen this month. Definitely top three.

Gareth P

Wonderful. Loved the trolling of typical youtubers "what do you think? let me know in the comments". But I think the best part was the look on the youngest's face when the bagpipes came in