Here is Chapter 1 of my book
🕑 Added 2024-07-24 08:30:32 +0000 UTCI'm posting chapter 1 of my book to try and push sales a bit. One or two cry baby patrons got upset that i didn't post it here first. So here it is.
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Daymon Smith
Classic Literature, Classilly Lititured And narrated With such illiterative Illiteration I Literally had goosebumps From the experience, Bravo, Alpha, Delta, Alpha, Sierra, Sierra!
Helen
This famn war apologies
Helen
Sexy 😂
Ciaran Spillane
Listened to the whole thing yesterday. I was in stitches all the way through.
Jacob
I bought on kindle. Not much money and a fun read. Big recommend!!!
Forodriac Origamius
If this is not the purest of poetry, it must be fiction
SignOfZeta
UPDATE: Got it on Apple Books from the link in the Youtube version of this post.
SignOfZeta
Ok I’m sold. I have no idea how to buy it though.
oliversees
Nice. I’ve been needing a good pirate themed wank. (Ok not pirate themed but thrilling nonetheless)
Qole
I liked the metaphor about the train and the flesh tunnel. It was subtle and complex.
Alan Coholan
Genius
Joe Smallberries
This is the dog’s bollocks or at least one bollock
Tom Wilkinson
A tour de force!
Mickey Brilliant
Gold! So many terrible metaphors
Pete
I've clipped it and am using it as a message received tone.
Bobby Fingers
You should definitely read ‘Stiff Upper Liprechaun’ by Seán Walsh. Get the later edition with the forward by Terrance O’Dowd.
Storm of Steel Wargaming
I'd like to know more about the Ireland versus Britain War. Is there a history book you could recommend?
Bobby Fingers
i got it in one
Xavier Sherriff
I want the passion song as a song. Ha ha. Loved the book Bobby. Listened to it about 5 times now.
Manuel Cards
Prose that deserves to win the Sambuca Prize.
A Thousand Nialls.
May we please have a supercut of “choo-choooooooo” outtakes?