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An update for the dorks
🕑 Added 2024-08-15 18:45:27 +0000 UTCHello. I have been working in n the latest episode. I recently I broke my foot but I’m still working on it. I had surgery today so I’m a bit fucked because of morphine. But I wanted to say thanks for sticking with me. I love you all. As friends. Well, not really as friends. More like as patrons.
I didn’t edit this is the hospital. I did it at home e and recorded the audio bit back in my hotel room After the surgery because I wanted to see what sounded ike on opioids.
Bobbys
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Nik Hansen
Everybody loves Morphine. Good on you Bobby. for pushing through with an update. I hope yer foot heals
Manuel Cards
Sounding sharp BF 👍🏻
Gus Soudah
how about a diorama of the broken foot ? bury it so people can find that little treasure !
Terry Madeley
Here's a sympathetic "Ouch!" from me that you can apply to either the foot or the nose as appropriate.
Christopher Overend
What happened to the foot Bobby? Hopefully not a sexual injury
John
New to your patreon. The fact that my first experience here is you fucked up on morphine is so worth the money. Get well soon.
Lydia Black
Those sexy mandibles? Gotta be Mickey Rourke.
Larry K
Rest up, mate
Andrew Donga
Yes indeed. I would pay real fucking money for your Drunk Mad Mel talking action figure. I mean, 3d printed with a voice bo? would be a great way to raise funds. Much better than the head dildo, already got that
Bob Coombs
Yeah, she dropped something
Tommy
Hope you kept a stash of that morphine coz that VO's a winner. God speed Bobby x
Lee Marsh
Take care dude. You could always sculpt and mould yerself a new foot, be interesting having one normal foot and one hobbit foot!
Bobby Fingers
Aren’t they just glorious. “I deserve to be blown!!”
Bobby Fingers
Thanks pal
Janine
At least your Bobby Fingers are still in tact. Hope your Bobby toes etc are on the mend soon. Like that sculpted fellas nose.
Jeremy Jeziorski
*tosses a hastily-wadded-up note reading "get well soon" over the paywall*
Andrew Donga
And if you need to cheer up, just hit up the Mad Mel rants! They are timeless pieces of bipolar outrage from Hollywoods, once, leading heartthrob!
Andrew Donga
Feel better mate! Sending love and double cheeseburgers from America!
Bobby Fingers
I rarely think of you Forodriac. Drugs or not.
Reg Lewin
Get well soon, Bobby, look after yourself.
C B
lol Who the hell is that
paul hannagan
Best foot forward! X
Tom Cella
Bobby you need to level up and get some Dilaudid for that pain.
Polyculture
I’ve never seen Trainspotting but this is what I imagine it sounds like. Get well soon Bobby, the world NEEDS you.
meezoid
We love you too Bobby. As patrons, and as dorks. Get well soon
Helen
Get well soon Bobby. Enjoy the morphine & I hope you have someone bringing tea and biscuits to ya as well
Forodriac Origamius
Had to get a wee bit stoned before giving us a thought did ya?
James Berry
Thoughts and prayers, Bobby
WABogan63
Get better soon Bobby!
Michael Reavey
Love that is conditional on continued financial support is the truest love there is. Get well soon!
Michael Koch-Schulte
Definitely the morphine talking...
Rae Fitzpatrick
I am more than happy to wait a few extra weeks for quality Bobby Fingers content, especially if it gives you more funny ideas while high on pain killers lol That said, hope you have a smooth recovery and I hope you get all the rest you need.
Drew Holmes
remember the hospital gown goes on backwards
Pete
Fecking eedjit
Gordon Moar
That Laura Hurtado Miras! *shakes fist*
Steven Pantaleoni
Hey save some slurred speech for the rest of us!
Bobby Fingers
Kind of
Mike Bee
Get well soon ya big girl's blouse!
James
Did you break your foot jumping out the back of a stolen Greggs lorry?
Damo Tubbs
I heard you were stage diving like a legend.
Mickey Brilliant
Nigh night Ginger
Hans Stoops
We should all just be glad you're not Bobby Toes then.
James Suttie
Could you please ask a nurse to check?
Tamlin Stryk
Sorry to hear about the foot, when I broke my ankle they wouldn't give me the good stuff at the hospital so I had to make due with some hash and a few edibles a friend found for me. Be well friend, looking forward to the next video!
Tom Wilkinson
Get well soon Bobby, we'll get you enough heroin to finish the video. If you need it that is.
Mark Korsak
What infamous event transpired to cause a broken foot? Who do we need to track down and punish?
Rich is ainm dom
So no chance of a Bobby Toes spin-off then?
Rob Chant
It's not a real Bobby Fingers video until someone's broken something.
Bobby Fingers
Dunno
FappingNinja
I definitely feel like a patron. I was really hoping I'd develop one of those really unhealthy para social relationship things to add meaning to my existence, but no luck. Anyway, enjoy the drugs and try not to get addicted.
Spy Emerson
If you need blood, I can send you some of mine in a Slurpie cup (with the top of course)!
Nick S.
I’m sorry to hear about your foot. But when one kicks ass at the levels you do, it’s hardly a surprise. Sweet, sweet opium dreams, good and noble sir. Ride that wave.
Nart Daghestani
Ssshh... that's the morphine talking... Here's to a speedy recovery, and boundless creativity
Showered Dork
Wait until you see the medical paperwork. Then you'll notice that they've given you a LOT more than just morphine. I bet you've got a few micrograms of fentanyl as well. Enjoy in moderation, as with everything in life.
James Suttie
p.s. Is the arsehair still growing?
Ross John
Wishing you a full and speedy recovery.
James Suttie
Get well soon regardless x
Bobby Fingers
Unfortunately not
Bobby Fingers
I’m not ginger
Nart Daghestani
Get well soon our ginger god, and I hope the withdrawal from morphine won't be nasty 🦴🦭🍊
Tom Moffitt
Just don't break those Bobby fingers
Matt Evans
One day some dork on YouTube will make a diorama about Bobby fingers's broken foot
AV
thanks bobby feel better
Karl M Cronin
You sound like you are on opiates. Take that for what you will. Best of luck in your recovery. Love the work.
Sean Breen
Here's to a swift recovery 🍺
James Suttie
So not joining KKK at Beautiful Days?
James Suttie
Me too
Max H
Sorry your summer’s been spoiled like this. But at least you got that sweet Auntie Em. During your recovery, you should watch the movie “The Deep” to get a better appreciation for how far people will go for a hit of God’s Drug.
Philly444
lucky man I ❤️ opioids
Bobby Fingers
Be supportive or I’ll block you. Much like the morphine will block my colon.
Phil Holland
Get well soon ya fucker
Eric Lee
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Adrian Gonzalez
I’d say feel better but I bet you’re feeling pretty good on that morphine already. Hope you recover soon.
Anna Murchison
Morphine is a ride. Here's to healing well! ❤️
Thomas F
We'll never leave you Bobby, hope you heal quickly
Kait Bravo
Stay high Bobby boy
Jojo
Get well soon we NEED MORE ENTERTAINMENT and enjoy the morphine 👏
Mason Preusser
Hang in there, sport and good luck with the opiate induced constipation.
Michael Brown
Nice.
James Colton
Second
Jojo
Second
Bobby Fingers
First
