Shane Wexelman
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Tales from the thicc'd: Would in the woods + Sketches
🕑 Added 2025-10-09 00:10:33 +0000 UTCGood evening my dears! I hope you're doing alright tonight! The thicc'd keeper coming back to toss some candy into your cute little trick-r-treat bags! Or rather goat Shane's stand in, featuring Dreamy's character, Goatcob!
We've also got a handful of sketches here!
Clack-Clack : Pendle just wanted a real cheap house, and he got one. I mean cheap, like, DIRT cheap. The catch? The place is a real fixer upper and it doesn't exactly have the best history either. You might say it looks like there were full on fights in the place, but the last tenants seemed more than happy to leave all their half gnawed furniture behind. Oh yeah, also something about a doghouse in the backyard that can't be moved OR ELSE?
Perrywinkle : A lesser spirit, often skittering around gutters and snatching at crumbs to get what energy she can to remain on the mortal realm. Once a luck spirit and traveler guardian, they were robbed of their fortunes and power, leaving them not much more than a scraggly form. Now this blazing phoenix is little more than a feathery nuisance trying (and always failing) to trick someone into trades for luck.
Pippa: Aisle 4:sauces, spices, and saucy spicy giraffes! Most people don't really think Pippa is a sentient pinata. Heck, even she has a hard time figuring out why, but this chatty catty sure drew the short end of the stick when it came to anyone taking a crack at her and giving her a chance. Well now she's on the fast-track out the door because someone knows she's just as sweet on the outside as she is on the inside!
Comments
GT BX.
Wendigo Shane - That square thingy can’t stop me, cause I Don’t know how to read.
Menthewarp
When being presented with a monster fucker license, speaking as a monster, that just lets me eat you financially instead of physically. So howabout it, roomie? You got your share of the rent today?
