Panda Food Critic!
🕑 Added 2021-06-17 00:53:46 +0000 UTC His name is Victor Delacroix, a French food critic who he takes his job very seriously and can be a somewhat stuffy individual, but after a delicious meal and a remarkably good wine he's a totally different person, though that also depends on how good the company is, and mostly, how many glasses of wine he drinks:
One glass of wine makes him talk a bit more.
Two glasses make him smile.
Three makes him laugh.
Four makes him more friendly.
Five makes him more romantic.
Six and he gets more frisky....
With seven he fucks, very passionately.
Eight and above, he’s your bitch!
(On the third pick he's basically finishing his sixth glass)
UPDATE!! Added a text version!
Comments
Chocolate&Milk
If you drink with him you gotta accept the consequences...
Zeek
Oh good, enjoy company that can keep up drinking with me~ ♡
Chocolate&Milk
Thank you for the idea! I had fun with it!
Christian Carbone
:’) im so glad i suggested this. Hes better than i could have hoped for! *raises glass*
Chocolate&Milk
He's getting there!
Chocolate&Milk
with him ALWAYS!
Chocolate&Milk
Gotta roll that 7 or 8 glasses...
Ryn Fox
Whew that third pic is incredibly hot. I'd love to see him at 8+ glasses!
NeMuRa
Always gotta make sure to have a couple spare bottles of wine around~
Bangers P. Pancakes
*brings some extra bottles of wine*