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Problematic Slang
🕑 Added 2019-07-12 14:04:36 +0000 UTCYou really gotta watch all that hep slang these days.
This one was sort of a long time coming because I was trying to make the arms seem as though they were filling up but still able to seem like they can bend & wave she panics over what's happening. Ultimately, I still don't think I figured it out, but I'm ready to move onto other things. Tried some other photoshop things to make it seem like it was an old photo, or at least an over processed faux old-timey photo from one of these rockabilly types trying to look old-school. In my head, she's just a hapless model going for a pinup girl thing for the day & this terrible fate is befalling her at like a vintage car show or something. Attached is a version without the dialogue, in case it's too dumb & you're a person of class & sophistication that would prefer it without.
Like Huff/Messy, expect a blueberry variant with new text & whatnot.
In other news, just wanted to say thanks for the warm & welcoming reception I got on Twitter this week. You guys are really quite cool, & the encouragement means a great deal! Thanks!
Comments
Jennifer
Rock aROUND the Clock takes on a whole new meaning
Thereplacement
Sorry, sorry, hon! You know words just come burstin' out of my mouth sometimes! (I can do this all day lol. Love the picture and love the concept).
BNevis
No! No mention of pins! What are you trying to do?! Set her off?!
Thereplacement
Guess we'll just put a pin in this model shoot for now then.
Chumlee99
I guess she just wanted to go out with a bang after feeling a bit flat, too much pressure in her life and yet no one to take her out for a spin, always being the third wheel so she thought she could use some pumping up
BNevis
Oof, she'd really hate that too. I, on the other hand, approve. Well done.
BNevis
Or maybe, someone just got a little frisky with a tire pump. Who's to say?!
Chubn
I guess business is Booming, eh
Chumlee99
At this point I have no idea what’s considered relevant slang anymore because it seems to change every other month and has a half life of 5 minutes. On the other hand, it appears our bloated rockabilly babe must have tried some very potent moonshine that had a very bad reaction inside her and now the county car show has to ride out her growth to see just how massive she gets. The bookies already has her at 1 ton and counting
