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How To Care For Your Berry Girl (Preview)
🕑 Added 2019-07-18 19:01:06 +0000 UTCFinally! An instructional video! Though it appears to maybe be a little outdated.
I've definitely been in a bit of a Berry kick the past few days. There's a new series I'm a bit excited about in the hopper, with a prologue hopefully getting posted some time very shortly (Just looking to refine a bit further). But also, I've had this idea about making something of a guide for the proper care of girls who just happen to find themselves berrified. I even posted on twitter to brainstorm & it led to a great conversation with some pretty amazing suggestions. But then, at some point last evening, I had a thought about making it in the theme of an old VHS & going really throwback 80's with it? So here we are.
I'm damn sure not making an actual video. Just "screencaps," mostly. Maybe a few in sort of a sequence. Or maybe a gif or two if I'm feeling ambitious. And while I've got a ton of my own ideas already on where I can go with this, I'll do my damnedest to give proper credit (& possibly comps) if I use someone else's suggestion from the twitter thread yesterday! I really appreciate all the amazing feedback over there!
At any rate, hope you're as into this concept as I am!
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Debauched Sloth
Cool. Sent you a message about it
Jennifer
GUH, how could I forget how VHS’s worked!?!? Well either way, hope you have fun with the project!
BNevis
Sorry, it's a VHS, not an audiocassette. There's no flipping, only fast forwarding. Although, I believe you're right in that some were packaged as a set, & both tapes were doubled up in like those old plastic clamshells that sorta snapped shut loosely. Nonberrynies is pretty great btw!
BNevis
Sketches may or may not have already been made in regards to this...
BNevis
Dang. I really wanna throw him in there now... But he's in a completely different style. And if I tried to do him normal it would be Phil Hartman & I'd get sad... But that would've been amazing. And yeah, I think at the end of the day too, he's more a shill for exploitative labor & wriggling out of liability.
BNevis
Feel free! Like I said, I'll credit if I end up using anybody's suggestions. And the more kind of minute, less obvious stuff, the better.
Jennifer
“Hi, I’m Plum Vastbottom, your instructor through this regiment, don’t mind my blue skin, cause you’ll be seeing a *whole* lot more of blue skin in the future. If you’re wishing to watch “How to care for your Berry Boy”, please flip over the tape for our other instructor Barry Violette. If you have a trans woman under care or other gender nonconforming individuals, or “Nonberrynies”, we have demonstrations in this side from examples such as Lotta Wast, although we recommend watching both sides for clinical reasons. Thanks and stay juicy!”
Jagnir
Extra special bonus points if there's 80s workout spandex.
JA
Excellent, I actually heard that in his voice. Although knowing Troy McClure, it's more likely you'd remember him from such films as "Oompa Loompa Unions: A RECIPE FOR DISASTER" or "Training Your Squirrel Testers for Just Peanuts."
Chumlee99
“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from other instructional videos such as Unionizing your Oompa Loompas or how to remove fat kids from your plumbing. Stick around and for next 90 minutes we’ll show you how to properly maintain a berry woman.”
Debauched Sloth
I love this concept. Are you still taking ideas for it? It's something I think about a lot
Cyrllo
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