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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, May 22nd, 2024
🕑 Added 2024-05-22 07:01:05 +0000 UTCOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: A very tasty ONE-HIT WONDER! We salute a nutty rags-to-riches success story! It's time to buy Elvis' house! And, we celebrate the things that Americans do BEST!

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Tom May
I know Morrissey acts like a crotchety old man these days but I'm nooooot really sure he's turning 85 today. He would've had to have been in The Beatles not The Smiths to be that old.
Denise K
Gotta admit - I was pretty proud when my 20 year old showed me his Cure playlist. I felt I did something right 😆