I can't make this shit up
🕑 Added 2020-05-14 19:01:50 +0000 UTCIn the category of "I can't make this shit up," I give you the Top Gun Callsign Generator:
http://www.topgunday.com/call-sign-generator/
My callsign?
Seriously, I can't make this shit up:

Bahahahahahahahahahaha! 😈
Post your callsign in the comments.
- Nick
Comments
Mine fit me to a 'T' - It Allen 'Whiskey' Bartel... though Yukon Jack is my go to (It's a Canadian whiskey, so it still works lol)
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It's better than Algid. (Actually, Gorilla isn't too bad.)
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WTH? Yeah, weird callsign. And, funny story: your comment appeared in my Patreon app notifications, so I didn't see any context (i.e., which post). I thought you'd contracted some rare and nasty disease. LOL!
LOL, I got Gorilla. What a strange fighter pilot callsign. There'd have to be a story behind that one.
I got Algid. Definition: algid. : marked by prostration, cold and clammy skin, and low blood pressure —used chiefly of a severe form of malaria. Yay me.
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Ooh, that's a cool one. Not the usual macho BS. Nice.
Lt. Bruno 'Goldenrod' Tessier Like you said, we can't make this shit up! lol
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Nice.
Robert MacMillan
Bandsaw
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🎅🏼
Grinch. I guess I steal Christmas.
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I like it.
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Nice.
Bob Noone
Lt. Bob “Idol” Noone
Wraith
How about that
Lt. Doug 'Brook' Murray
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You know it's gonna shorten to "Trouble" or "Shooter." Either is pretty cool.
Lt. 'Troubleshooter' ... too much of a mouthful?
Well David, I thought it was strange too, but I spelled it the same as they did
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Say hello to my little friend...
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Haha, nice. I wonder what you did to earn it?
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Mad dog! Nice.
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But funny. And I bet there’s a story there...
Wynder
'Cujo'. I can dig that.
"Zomby", which I always thought was spelt "Zombie", but maybe that is the difference between American and English English. (Like 'spelt' and 'spelled')
Lt. Fleming 'Demo' Mauney. My actual rank is a bit above Lt. but I'll live with the 'Demo'tion for awhile.
Richard "SkyKing" Koch
Lon Chaney is (perhaps obviously) a pseudonym... my real name received the callsign “Dragnet”... which I will ALSO take!
Lon “Snoop” Chaney <—- I’ll TAKE it! 🙂
Lt. Rob 'Spectre' Fisher
Paul Wirtz
Lt. Paul 'Plant' Wirtz
Ryan Massey
Lt. R. 'Yoda' Massey
Laszlo Szidonya
Boner :)
Torch. I must light the way
Zomby
GentlemanPlayer
Lt. T. 'Wizard' Ballance. LOL. I'm not an actual wizard, but I do watch them play basketball right down road in DC.
Captain J 'Defender' Lee. I personally love the irony life throws at times. :)
Second try is Tazz.. which was actually my nickname when I was younger lol
Johnny Galt
Pinetree LOL
"Cougar" ROFL
Cube
"Rudderbutt" Not my happiest callsign ever......
Lt. "Gun Shop"
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Clearly because you have balls the size of grapefruits? LOL! Still a cool callsign.
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Oooh, nice.
J.L. Garner
"Brickyard"
Terry Stader
Haha “Hoist”
Mine is... "Draco"
John D'Alessandro
Mine is Faceman
'Focus'
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LOL. I personally think it nailed it with mine. I generated another one and it came up with "Venus." Seriously. I can't make this shit up.
My call sign is "Wise" which makes me question the validity of this entire thing! LOL