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Commentary Schmommentary: DOOM (2005)
🕑 Added 2020-03-12 13:00:03 +0000 UTCTeetering between a state of abysmal composition and abject mediocrity, lies the Bois of House Burlington and 2005's own cinematic abomination DOOM!
To escape the prison of this foul year of our lord, Burly Bois Justin, Alex, Sean and Scott decided to embark on a trip to 2005 where Dwayne Johnson was yet to shake The Rock persona, Resident Evil was the high water mark (and inspiration) for videogame cinema and nu-metal weaseled its way into every nook and cranny of dipshit film scores everywhere!
Here we have the synch-able, audio-only version of Doom Commentary Schmommentary!
Follow along as Sean depicts what Youtube gamer-critic Dunky would think of this turd, as Justin fondly remembers watching sex scenes with his parents, and as Scott sends Alex into a laughing frenzy by making the astute observation that this inept Hell-less adaptation of a 90's video game and the 70's crime classic The French Connection are indeed very different films.
Hit play immediately upon starting the movie and you are good to fucking go solider!
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Sean Tanktop and House Burlington
directed by Polish cinematographer Andrzej Bartkowiak
