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Shitty Movie Night: 95% of VelociPastor (2019)
🕑 Added 2020-04-02 22:04:43 +0000 UTCAhoy, all you, responsible, lovely SHELTER IN PATREON Bastards out there!
That's actually a great hastag. #ShelterInPatreon
Ahem, anyhooo...
Envision a film so fucking ridiculous, so cheap, and so hilariously self-aware it was like it was fucking built in a state-of-the-art lab from the parts of the great C-list movies that came before it were stored!
That film would be VelociPastor! And those idiots that this film was made for are your very own House Burlington regulars!
In a time of uncertainty, 'Velocipastor' is answering the hard questions!
Why DO they call him Frankie Mermaid?
How long does it take to literally will Angel into a fit of laughter?
And what film might contain the most unexpectedly rad sex scene in all of B-Cinema?
The Answer is fuckin' VelociPastor!!!
Also just a heads up, the camera ran out of disc space cause I thought I had deleted some files and had room, so thats my bad, but we only missed the last 5 minutes. Spoilers: VelociPastor lives to Prey on injustice for another day and gets the girl!
Follow the password-protected link to hang in place with the crew:
https://seantanktop.vids.io/videos/1891d3b11d1ce4c490/smn-velocipastor-2019
Password: BitesAssForTheLord
Love love love you all and hope you and yours are being kept safe and AT HOME as much as possible!
xoxo,
Tanktop & House Burlington
Comments
Sean TankTop
He absolutely is! When the time comes we can’t wait to have him back and do some shoots together again!
Austin Keith
Angel is the most adorable beautiful boy I’ve ever seen 😻 I want to take him out to a nice lobster dinner! 🦞
