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Commnetary Schmommentary: Jason X (2002) AUDIO!!!
🕑 Added 2020-10-26 20:03:59 +0000 UTCHey Hey ya Halloweiners!
Hope everyone is doing as well as they can during the pandemic and having a good Spooky Season!
And we have a movie, though released in 2002 is such a ridiculous clusterfuck it deserves to switch that 2 and 0 for this foul year of our Lord 2020!
We're taking JASON X kids!
Directed by Jim Isaac and starring no one and Kane Hodder (in his final bow inside the mask), this is the early aughts sci-fi, horror shitshow that pushes you to ask the big questions:
Even though we're more than 400 years in the future, have the early 2000s low-rise jeans come roaring back in style?
Is Jason cursed to release pheromones that make teenagers horny only to become triggered and enraged at horny teenagers?
And does Jason Voorhees sound like Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force if he were ever to speak!?
SO WE SET IT UP TO HIT PLAY ON OUR MP3 AS SOON AS YOU HIT PLAY on your DVD or STREAMING FILE OF CHOICE! RIGHT BEFORE THE NEW LINE CINEMA LOGO STARTS and youll be synced!
If you're a Ward of House Burlington and dig this we have a super funny SHITTY MOVIE NIGHT watch along for THE WORST WITCH that has already been released and a Halloween episode of our Patreon Exclusive Podcast BeetleBat dropping tomorrow!
WE GOT ONE MORE SMN dropping before Halloween: AN amazing cult classic BLOOD DINER at the Knight Tier!!
And our Maester Tier and up get an exclusive reaction to TRAIN TO BUSAN dropping this week!!
xoxo,
Tank and House Burlington
