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The Twilight Saga: ECLIPSE // Franchise Wars
🕑 Added 2021-10-16 22:24:49 +0000 UTCHey hey Patrons!
Well, hot damn if we aren't back with the batshit insanity that is The TWILIGHT SAGA!
That's right yall! After New Moon broke our brains with Bella's toxic ineptitude, we're back with the slightly more horror-tinged, way more self-aware direction, and back story vignettes ranging from the sublime (Rosalie) to problematic cringe (lookin' at you Jasper).
It's our first Twilight reaction in each other's company and we are having a blast!
Is David Slade, who openly talked shit about this franchise before he became a director, that much better a filmmaker or was New Moon just that bad?
Does Milli miss the sparkles? Yeah, she misses the sparkles.
And Bryce Dallas Howard (wasted in this film) is giving us some of the best overacting of the series and we are here for it!
Follow the password-protected link to hang!
https://vimeo.com/625638564
Password: BadPussy&StatesRights
We got more stuff dropping today! Keep an eye out! This will be available to Ward and up tiers over the weekend as a thank you for waiting for S2 of Korra to fire back up again!
xoxo,
The Watchers in the Bar
Comments
Samantha Walters
Hi! Just found these twilight reactions and love them! Did yβall ever get to reacting to Breaking Dawn?
Abbey P.
Thanks to y'all the second my week took a really bad turn I decided I needed to give all the movies my own rewatch and now I really cannot wait for these breaking dawn reactions. Just πππ»
Patrick Boyda
The only person who matters here is Sheriff Mustache Dad, #TeamCharlie
rickie woodson
well while they were "dating" she (stewart) was with the director so neither were really into each other hence the awkward side mouth kissing
rickie woodson
nah, that was the white one they did the funeral pyre for. laurent was the black one. i can say that cause im black ;)
rickie woodson
they had to do reshoots while stewart was filming another film and she had changed her hair for that film so when they did reshoots: wiggy time! edit: she was filming that joan jett film she did with dakota fanning "runaways" where she played joan jett so she had a mullet/shag hair cut aka too short and metal for bella
Abbey P.
So I'm pretty sure the wig situation had to do with the fact that Kristen Stewart was filming or had just finished up The Runaways so she had her Joan Jett haircut, which she either still had or she shaved her head before filming Eclipse. Pretty confident that there are plenty of fandom jokes that production spent all their money on werewolves so they couldn't afford a single decent Bella wig.
rickie woodson
theory: so in the books they have diamond skin so that is the reason why they are "like stone" when they die. creative way to show their rock hard bods i guess?
rickie woodson
hey, weird doesnt mean bad just different. as an old man at 38 ive been dating younger in the last 2 years when i used to date older and it so dont matter. the old ones are too jaded to committ and the young ones "just want to have fun"/"im too young for a relationship". now to this weirdo who has been ready for his I dos since age 11, they all weird lol. disney fucked up all the kids who have hope, dreams and romantic inclinations lol
M.E. Burnes
Red eyes are from human blood. Amber are from other nonhuman blood.
rickie woodson
back on my shit! YASSSSSSSSSSS sparkle sparkle gang gang. time for hot shirtless wolf boys
Blizaga101
In the description, Sean writes that he made this available to everyone to make up for no Korra so that's prolly why you can see this but not the New Moon one?
witz
anyone know how to watch the new moon reaction ? i think it says it's locked but im able to watch this one... is there an edited new moon reaction or something for $5 tier ?
Avi Chetri
I can't stop thinking about the, "I'm not Jessica Chastain, I'm Bryce fucking Dallas Howard, hear me roar" whenever I see her as Victoria.
