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The Happening (2008) Reaction! // Shitty Movie Night
🕑 Added 2021-10-03 17:31:00 +0000 UTCHey hey Patrons!
We're back and it big effect for the Spoopy Season with our first (Horror?) movie of October 2021!!
Even though honestly, this shit-heap needs to be re-categorized as a SCI-FI Comedy about Aliens who are pretending to be humans and failing miserably during a plant terrorist attack...... or something!?
It's the M. Night Shyamalan peerless look into the cold, dead eyes of an ill-directed MAHKY MAAAAAAAHHK WOOOO-ALLBERG and the most inhuman dialogue this side of a Star Wars Prequel, THE HAPPENING!
From the year 2000 & late, come with us as we are sorta tricked in the opening minutes that people got this flick totally wrong!
We ask the big questions in this watch y'all, like...
Should there be an age minimum for strangers to show a snuff film of Lions hilariously eating a man to a child?
Was M. Night just super hungry when he wrote this dialogue, with all this talk of cheese & crackers, hotdogs and lemon drinks?
And if it meant our survival, how quick are we about to bang the barn doors off of this weird Grandma?!
Follow the password-protected link to hang!
Password: GrannyShagger
All the Upper tiers are getting a METRIC SHIT LOAD OF CONTENT this month! You got ARMY of the DEAD, cult classic BLOOD DINER, TRAIN TO BUSAN, future cult classic MALIGNANT, and more!!
Thank you so much for everything you guys!
xoxo,
The Watchers in the BWAAAAAAHHHHHH
Comments
Mike Sobczak
Re: Avatar and Papyrus - maybe the best SNL digital short ever, thanks in no small part to a tour de force performance from Gosling
Sean TankTop
Aw naw!! Mitchell I appreciate them noticing that! It’s just that I do a terrible job taping up when I box!!
Mitchell Blomquist
Sean, I only noticed the abrasions on your knuckles there about halfway through the movie and no joke, I literally thought you had, had to edit out a wall punching moment from the pure frustration. Rewound and saw they were there prior to the start, but I still wouldn't have blamed you. Even funny garbage is hard to stomach sometimes lol
Sean TankTop
A #blessed life you’ve led Nick
Nick Z
Not only have I not seen this movie I legit did not even know it existed, and now that I have seen it I realize how sheltered my life is.
Sean TankTop
God help us all. I’ve only seen some clips that were funny, but in the context of the whole movie it’s almost more fascinating and weirdly maddening
Zen Reacts
Yo i havent seen this movie since it was in theaters
