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Avatar (2009) in 3D!! Full & Uncut Reaction! All Tiers Until Friday!
🕑 Added 2022-12-13 20:31:01 +0000 UTCHey hey citizens PATRONDORA!
So this might be the kookiest fucking shooting setup we've ever done!
So we found out that Morgan and Millie hadn't seen the BIGGEST MOVIE IN HISTORY WITH ALMOST ZERO CULTURAL FOOTPRINT, and our lovely Jenilea hadn't seen it since it was released in 2009!
But, Sean (psycho that he is) has always maintained that the 3D element of Avatar is kinda one of the main reasons for James Cameron's foray into Pandora's success so what do we do?!?
WE WATCH IT IN 10 YEAR OLD AT HOME 3D TECHNOLOGY is what we GODDAMN DO!
Seriously, we found out Alex had an older 3D TV, so we hopped on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist & tracked down the specific glasses needed, bought an old 3D Bluray player and a holographic cover 3D BLURAY and gave the gals the PROPER BLUE CAT PEOPLE-DANCES WITH WOLVES-POCAHONTAS-FERN GULLY EXPERIENCE!
The film's strengths and problems remain the same as they were in 2009! Incredible visuals, a fun 3D spectacle, and a Boomer White Savior storyline so on-the-nose it's nearly comical in its audacity.
But the biggest surprise was Morgan and Jenilea's uneasy thirst for UBER-CAPITALIST MILITARY DADDY Stephen Lang!! Captian Crotch is a problematic fave I don't think any of us could have predicted!
Until the video drops this weekend as a big thank you this reaction is available on all tiers!
Follow this password-protected link to hang!
https://vimeo.com/780802420
Password: CaptainDaddy
Keep an eye out next week for some full feature commentaries for the super horny Willow, the surprisingly dark Home Alone 2 and EMIL REACTS TO DIE HARD FOR THE FIRST TIME! Lots of fun stuff abound until the end of the year!
xoxo,
The Watchers in the Bar
Comments
John Cedar
The funniest part of the unobtainium shit is that they literally just looked at the periodic table and choose the last element, the most ludicrous and "futury" sounding one. In reality, unobtainium is probably useless to almost every kind of industrial use, and decays so quickly that it would never be able to just exist as a metallic rock in some guy's office. It's never been synthesized more than a few molecules, so an amount like that would probably be extremely volatile if it existed. So I don't think it would be helpful as a foundation for a tree the size of a city lmao
Adam Vialpando
I mean who wouldn't thirst after that hunk of man? He is like the best part of the movie.
