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The Flash (2023) // Full Reaction
🕑 Added 2023-10-08 15:00:05 +0000 UTCHey hey Patrons!
In one of the last gasps of the Snyderverse-DCEU what was maybe meant to be a thunderous and emotional unifying expansion of the DC sandbox ended up being a bewildering schlock-fest with some of the most shockingly bad special effects this side of 2000's Dungeons and Dragons played on a standard resolution DVD!
We're talking about The Flash y'all.
And holy CGI Render Batfleck, do we have a hell of a time with this turkey!
How annoying can Ezra Miller be? Well, there are two of them, if that's any indicator.
We got a PS2-era baby falling out of a building sequence that is so insane and looks like such shit we sort of love it.
It's nice to see Keaton's Batman, but it ultimately leads nowhere.
And holy fuck does this thing go off the ghoulish digital graveyard "cameo" deep end like we've never seen before.
At least Nic Cage got to see himself as Superman even for just a minute though!
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For this week we're letting all tiers bask in this trainwreck along with us!
This is our first horror show of the spooky season (😜) for feature films and we got some doozies with The Evil Dead Rise, Talk to Me, An American Werewolf in London and the original classic The Exorcist!
xoxo,
The Watchers in the Bar
Comments
Travis Lee
This movie is like a bowl of spaghetti.
Maggie
Def not my favorite DC movie but I liked it. It's hard being a DC fan in a Marvel world. Blue Beetle more than made up for it though personally, I love the DCAU. Marvel could never with the stuff DC has done with their animated movies and shows.
rickie woodson
3 views and i still like it tons
rickie woodson
morgan, i will tell you what i say to all the star wars fans: not everything is a reference to your precious. before the force there was telekinesis and levitation but they always go "he has the force!" lol. suuuuuuuure. "come on barbie lets go party" is from the song "barbie girl" from 1997, waaaay before the movie. but to your credit, we werent there for the ADR so, who knows
rickie woodson
cut scene explained: in the second time line (duo barrys) aquaman's dad named his DOG arthur, so when barry is describing aquaman's variant he is talking about the dog.
rickie woodson
they briefly talked about how his mom died in the snyder cut but it wasnt shown and they didnt go into details. just that there was a home invasion and no witnesses and his (the dad's) fringerprints on the murder weapon, which we saw here. note to the world: when a loved one is stabbed, dont touch the murder weapon!
rickie woodson
barbie movie was JUST OK. so overrated. its noalnesque at how overrated it is but ok........................i loved the barbieland stuff #shouldhavebeenamusical
rickie woodson
i cant relate to this post at all lol. yeah the babies looked............wonky, but other than that, i enjoyed the film. only way i could like it anymore in this iteration is to get rid of the bat and let it be a teamup with wonder woman, cyborg and supergirl. works for me! 8-8.5/10. ezra KILLS it in this role. top notch acting. love the character driven and focus angle cause thats how i like my stories.
