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Weak Physique Adventures
🕑 Added 2025-06-13 04:35:28 +0000 UTC??? POV
It had been so long since I’d felt a pain like the one I’d currently experienced. I’d been slammed into the ground, my bones cracked in places I couldn’t comprehend, and blood leaked from my orifices as I stared up at the woman who had utterly defeated me.
Yet something was missing. I just couldn’t be satisfied with only this!
She was nothing like him after all. She didn’t win through skill, she didn’t know how to properly hurt someone in all the right ways. She was a violent brute who couldn’t comprehend the difference between violence and violence. She lacked finesse and it pissed me off.
I had become a Magical Girl in order to chase the high of that day, but no villain could ever come close to that random boy who beat me so good.
“You’re so weak. You aren’t even worth the effort.” The woman who posed as a commander while lacking the intelligence and self control needed to be one started to walk away as I clenched my fist.
This was what I became a Magical Girl for? I hadn’t obtained anything close to what I truly desired! This was awful!
Dammit all!
Why’d you have to ruin me like this?
Why did you have to ruin me and leave me all alone in this world that couldn’t comprehend true pain without you!?
I’d tried to find any trace of you . . . but you just disappeared!
You told me to stay away, but I just couldn’t! You hurt me so, so good~!
I’m going to find you, I have too.
I let out a sigh as I pulled my broken body off the ground and sat against a piece of rubble. Tears started to flow from my eyes despite my persistent goal. My hands clenched tightly as my finger nails dug into my own skin, the blood beginning to flow from the wounds bringing me a small sense of peace.
I’d tried to find you before, but I’d completely failed. No matter how much I’d searched you were nowhere to be found.
Why couldn’t you just come back to me?
I’d do anything to cling to that high you’d given me. Perhaps I’d even chase an echo of what you could grant.
My eyes wandered to Lord Enorme as she walked off in the distance. A lustful breath tinged with some sadness left my mouth.
It wouldn’t be the same.
But it was something.
Akihiko Inoue POV
I took a long sip of the Tea as I sat on one of the outside seats. It was nine in the evening and Utena had long gone home. She’d hoped to stay the night, but I needed my eight hours. I was sure we’d be up all night so alas I had to send me horny girlfriend away.
Tomorrow was a school day. A simple Wednesday and I couldn’t help but sigh.
I had a bad feeling about the coming week. I wasn’t sure what exactly it was, but something dark was brewing on the horizon . . . that WAS NOT the Black Sea! I wasn’t even sure if that was a real thing! With how much I’d hyped them up I sure hoped not.
Letting out a grunt I activated Stealth and made my way up the side of a skyscraper. I really wished the Tres Magia would come back soon. I also hoped they’d have some overpowered new abilities in order to be able to handle themselves.
Though if they put Utena and her new friends in danger I might have to intervene. No idea how I’m going to explain that one, but I’ll cross the bridge when I get to it. It will certainly be situational after all.
Though I guess I could just blame the Black Sea. That will be one of Veil’s ultimate trump cards! Something going poorly? It was the Black Sea. I’m helping the bad guys? Black Sea. I stubbed my toe? Black Sea.
Truly they could be blamed for anything and everything!
I went back home and passed out after a brief contemplation of what I should do tomorrow. I guess I could go check out that yellow portal at the factory. I definitely wouldn’t go into it, but it was at least worth it to take a look.
I spotted my CON score and winced.
CON: 10 (-9)
Nevermind, I’ll check it out tomorrow.
I activated Stealth and stripped off my ‘Veil attire’ which really only consisted of a black mask and a hoodie which I now tied around my waist.
I turned around and started heading home, luckily nothing cut me off and I was instead free to make my way home without much issue. The run was casual, and it had been a while since I’d been able to actually enjoy a runner’s high. My reduced Constitution being the only way it was possible in this current state.
The wind on my face was an always present friend, but I’d missed the feeling of actually having to try when it came to running. As I made it home, a certain evil magical girl was waiting for me. She was talking with Mom as I entered, apparently they seemed to be mid discussion about the trip we’d gone on four years ago.
Utena had only become my friend after that, so my Mom was now sharing a ‘special memory’ with her future ‘daughter in law’.
It was this story . . . uh oh. Utena was taking notes, I might be in trouble!
“-his face was a scarlet red as he pushed her away. Oh, welcome home Aki.” Utena quickly shoved the paper in her pocket and her face was red. I hugged her from the side as I threw a soft stare in the direction of my Mom.
“Were you telling her about the Kyoto trip?”
“I was more specifically telling her about your first crush.”
I palmed my face, it wasn’t a crush! She was an insane lady trying to fight me to fuel her masochism fetish! It was embarrassing!
Utena let out a hum as she locked eyes with me, her blush fading and her expression serious.
“You should forget all about her. You have me now.”
I kissed her on the cheek and she blushed.
“It wasn’t my first crush, it was just some girl I can’t even remember the name of.”
She pressed into me and smiled, but my smile froze.
“Hey Utena . . . I don’t know what she told you, but I don’t like, like beating other people up.” I’m not a battle maniac alright! Well, actually I did like fighting, but it didn’t make me sexually excited.
“It would be fine if you did . . .” She muttered something that I easily caught and we both blushed at the realization.
“What?”
“What?”
We stared at each for a moment before I let out a sigh. I grabbed her hand and pulled her to her feet gently while staring in her eyes.
“Utena, how about we go on a date. It’s been a while hasn’t it?”
She gave a vibrant blush and smiled. At the sound of my Mom drinking tea however I blushed a much deeper shade of red. She was still watching!?
She silently slid me some yen from her wallet and I embarrassedly muttered a thank you before I made my great escape, the sheer embarrassment forcing me to flee the scene lest I unleash the chunni within upon my mother!
“So Utena, what do you want to eat?” I questioned her with a smile, but her expression seemed to sharpen slightly, her eyes turning coy as she whispered in my ear.
“How about you?”
It was then her stomach growled at us causing my expression to turn flat. Her horniness was staved off by hunger, if only for a moment!
Only then did my mind come to a realization.
“Utena, what about that girl you sent me an image of? I should probably at least meet her . . .” I wanted to get a gauge on her personality. She seemed to be crazy, but Utena also acted pretty crazy as Magia Baiser.
The important part was seeing if she was a danger to Utena or had plans of world domination!
“Kiwi-chan is probably busy-”
“Utena-chan! Get away from that pervert!”
A girl about an inch shorter than Utena slammed into me like a freight train, my reduced Constitution causing me to not tank the hit as well as I’d like. I’d fallen to the ground, but if this was ‘Kiwi-chan’ and she truly was a Magical Girl then she was holding back a massive amount in that strike.
Good thing I was so stunned by her sudden presence, otherwise I might have tried to smack her head off in panic!
Utena’s jaw dropped and her face began to darken as Kiwi-chan started hugging her.
“Don’t worry Utena-chan, you’re safe now. I’ll always protect you!”
I pulled myself off the ground and stared in shocked silence for a moment. Honestly the most surprising thing about all of this to me isn’t that Utena has a rabid fangirl, or that I was knocked to the ground by one of my ‘mortal enemies’. No, it was that I barely even saw her coming.
Damn, losing all your Ki really does fuck you up for a while. It was then that Utena slowly turned her head towards Kiwi-chan and spoke with a darkness I didn’t expect.
“Apologize to him. Now.”
“B-but Utena-chan this pervert-” She spoke up with incredulity. So I decided to just cut her off right then and there. I didn’t want to deal with any love rivals because of a misunderstanding!
Wait, did I just think of her as a love rival? Utena really is a harem protagonist!
“I’m Inoue Akihiko, Utena’s boyfriend.”
At my words she froze but then gritted her teeth before pointing an accusatory finger at me. Her expression a mix of shock and anger at my simple words.
“I won’t lose-” Yet again she was cut off, my angry girlfriend was too terrifying. But it was also super hot how she ordered her around like that!
“What did I just say for you to do?”
She let out a gulp but did apologize nonetheless.
“I-I’m sorry . . . but don’t think this means I like you! I just want to satisfy Utena-chan!” I let out a sigh before turning to Utena.
“I suppose I had to meet your ‘friends’ at some point, should we get a meal together then?” I was trying my best to be cordial, but honestly I didn’t like her that much. Not only did she beat the shit out of in the form of a rabid cat smoke monster, she also shoved me to the ground!
Though she did that because she thought she was protecting Utena . . . alright maybe she’s not that bad. I still wasn’t the biggest fan of the jealous girl though.
“So . . . Kiwi-chan right?” I spoke casually and she let out a huff.
“Just call me Kiwi-san!” Ms. Kiwi? She really was a top tier hater. Must . . . resist . . . Chunni . . .
“Do not show such disrespect to those who wreath the shadows you walk upon.”
To my great surprise those words did not come from my mouth, my heart accelerated in my chest. Who said that? My head turned in confusion then my face paled. It was my self proclaimed protege. Someone I’d tried to avoid like the plague out of sheer embarrassment from seeing a mirror of myself.
Wait. Wasn’t one of the people who jumped me a while ago a chunni . . . ? No, it couldn’t be! No, it totally could be!
“Hi . . .” I spoke to the newcomer who I didn’t even know the name of. Instead of suddenly becoming super chunni she nodded and gave me a small smile.
“Greetings. I am Morino Korisu. Nice to meet you.” Her words only drove me even deeper into confusion! Who was this person? She was a chunni, right?
Maybe that other girl has a twin then. That’s the only thing I think of right now, because I know she would recognize me. Everytime I go to that part of the city I get stalked by her after all!
She was pretty polite though, so I held out my hand for her to shake.
“I’m Akihiko Inoue, nice to meet you Korisu-chan.”
She gave a gentle smile in response.
Alright it was official. I had no idea who this was!
Korisu Morino POV
I’d tried to pretend to be unaware of Crimson Abyss-Sama’s identity but I couldn’t help but smile at what he had done next!
Crimson Abyss-Sama shook my hand?
I’m never washing this hand ever again!
AN: In this chapter we get allusions to a mysterious individual Veil has met in the past . . . but who could it be!? In addition Aki tries to go into a Dungeon only to realize he’s missing nearly half of his CON and thinks better of it.
Next chapter will be pretty chill, focused on everyone just hanging out while Kiwi and Aki fight over Utena (Utena chooses Aki 10 out of 10 times, but Kiwi is cute too!)
Korisu-chan is a pervert . . . remember to wash your hands and have good hygiene!
Anyways feel free to leave comments or questions down below, I read them all!
See you all next time and hope you enjoyed!
Comments
dracospikex2
Probobly tommorow, the chapter is already part of the way done
Via
When dungeon update
