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Penny's Werecar Lot
🕑 Added 2024-01-30 23:57:36 +0000 UTCPenny’s Werecar Lot.
Penny arched an eyebrow as she looked at her new sign. “Penny’s Auto Lot. Now open nights. Come and get the car of your dreams any time of day. You won’t regret it.” She sighed and put her hands into her pockets. She still didn’t know how she felt about this, but it was a way to sate the inner mechanical beast inside of her.
It was almost like another person bottled up inside of her. While that wasn’t precisely true, it was intense urges. She had nearly run some people down a few times and zoned out more than once. Her inner car, more often than not, felt like a crazy storm that she couldn’t control more than less state.
She didn’t even know what her mechanical side wanted. The urges seemed so random. Some nights, she just wanted to go out and drive; sometimes, she wanted to run over some jerk that had crossed her. It didn’t make sense to her.
Penny wanted more control in her life, not to be ruled over by some inner car that could come out at any moment when the moon came out. So, she decided to have the auto shop open at night. Someone like Tess would run the place during the day, and Penny would run the store at night. If she had an incident, it would just be a day off. It would be perfect. She could switch her schedule around so she would be active at night and not lose sleep over her mechanical side. Besides, Penny didn’t expect anyone to try to buy a car at night. Who would do such a thing?
She yawned and stretched her arms. It was already late afternoon, and she had told the others to head out early. She looked around the deserted auto lot, wondering if this was really the right move. “Maybe I should have someone here with me so I don’t go crazy night after night?” She shuddered. “But if I do that, I might. . . I might transform and run them over if I am in a bad mood. Or I might do that if I am in a good mood. I have no idea how to control this.” She looked at her hands. “I mean, it is so easy to lose myself after I transform. Maybe opening up the shop to nights isn’t. . .”
She shook her head. “No. I needed an excuse to work nights, and I have one. Besides, I was killing myself trying to drive all night and work all day.” She sighed. “I can just tell anyone foolish enough to think they can buy a car that. . .” She yawned. “It may take some time to adjust my sleep schedule still. I am still fucking tired. I am going to take a slight nap before my shit.” She walked up to the dealership. “I mean, who the hell is going to care? No one is here, and I am not on the clock for another. . .” She looked at her watch. “Three hours. I need the sleep anyway. If I transform.” She shuddered. “I need all the sleep I can get.”
Penny rubbed her eyes as she walked into her office. “Well, I better make myself at home.” She kicked her feet up onto her desk. “I have a big night ahead of myself.”
She laughed. “I hope NOT!” She leaned her chair back and tried to force herself to sleep.
***
“Hello?!”
Penny gasped, almost falling out of her chair. “Huh?”
A young man and lady stared down at Penny. The young man started speaking, a look of disdain on his face. “I didn’t know when this place was open nights; the person they left in charge would be asleep on the job.” The young lady snickered at the response.
Penny slid her feet off the desk and looked at the young pair. “Can I help you two?”
The young man nodded his head. “Yes. This is a place to buy cars, right? Your sign says you are open?” He sat down on Penny’s desk. “You see, I was out with my girlfriend here.”
“We are not there yet, Jeffry.”
“Whatever, Sasha.” He snorted. “Anyways, we were out, and I thought to myself. What would be the most perfect gift for my girl. . .” He took a very long pause. “Friend. Is that good enough for you?” Sasha shrugged. “Anyways, I thought I could get her a car. But it is nine p.m., and all the dealerships are closed.”
“I wanted to go and party, and you wanted to get me this stupid car. It could wait, you know.”
“Getting the lucky gal of my life her precious gift? No way.” He looked back at Penny. “Ehem. That is until we stumbled across your dealership.” He smirked. “Open all night long. What a wonderful place.”
Penny laughed. “Yes. What a wonderful place indeed.” She stood up. “Why don’t you two just wait outside.” She pushed them towards the door. “I have to get the paperwork and all that.”
Jeffry arched an eyebrow. “Aren’t you going to show us aren’t the car lot?” He snorted as Penny vanished. “What the fuck?”
“Oh, let her go. We can look around in the meantime.”
“But. .”
Sasha stood up. “I am going to look around for this car on my own if you aren’t going to join me. It’s my gift, after all.”
“Hey!” He turned as Sasha sauntered off. “What do you think you are doing?”
She stopped in the doorway, giving him a death stare with her green eyes. “I just told you.”
“It’s my gift! I should be the one to pick it out.”
“Then go do it, big boy.”
“But we need the—”
She waved her finger about. “I don’t need anybody to tell me what to do. You know that already. I will find a car that I like, and if that saleswoman is late to the party, well, that is her issue. So, you can either join me or stay here.”
He sighed. “Wait up.”
Sasha laughed as Jeffery hurried his little butt to catch up to her. “That is more like it. Now, let’s go find something interesting, shall we?” They grabbed some flashlights and began to explore the car lot. “After we are done here, we are going straight to the club like I wanted to. You hear me?”
“Alright. I just wanted to do something nice.”
“Did you have to wait until now to buy a car?”
“You aren’t going to let this go, are you?”
“Come on, Jeffry. You know tonight is our club night, and you dragged us away for this.” She threw her arms out wide. “I mean it’s cool and all that you are going to get me a car, but I do want to see my other friends. I want to dance.”
He sighed. “Things just got out of hand today, okay.”
“Well, next time. . . ughhh!” She turned around and kicked the nearest vehicle. “God!”
“I don’t think kicking the merchandise will help.”
“Oh, that strange woman isn’t around. What will she do?” The light of the red sports car suddenly turned on. “Huh?” Sasha and Jeffery stepped back. “What the hell?”
“Maybe that woman is in the driver’s seat. Maybe she is playing a prank on us?”
Sasha shook her head. “No one is driving that car, dumbass.” She took a step back. “I am out of here.”
“What!”
“Fuck your gift! I am done with this creepy-ass dealership.” Without waiting for his approval, she turned around and ran. The strange car revved its engine in response, bolting after her. “I hate this place. Ahhh!” Sasha cried out as the strange vehicle knocked her to the ground. “Fuck!” She quickly turned around, afraid of what came next. Instead of what Sasha expected, the sports car just flashed her with its headlights before backing up and making its way for the road, speeding off into the night.
“Hey, are you alright?” Jeffry rushed to her side. “That thing tried to run you over.”
“I am fine. A bit bruised but alright.” He helped her to her feet. “I want to speak to the owner right away!”
“I thought we were leaving.”
Sasha gripped her hands into fists. “I want to punch that bitch in the face. That wasn’t funny. Having some kind of vehicle like that run us over.” She stormed towards the dealership. “I am going to clobber her.”
Jeffery laughed. “Remind me never to get on your bad side.”
They walked into the dealership, Sasha throwing the glass doors wide open. “Hello?
Hey, bitch where are you?” She aimed her flashlight around the office. “Jeffery, get the lights.”
“They still aren’t on?”
“I don’t know, just flip them. I am finding that woman and giving her the punch of her life!” Jeffery sighed as he walked over to the wall, fumbling about for the light switch. “I might even sue. I mean, she did try to have us killed.”
“How do you know it was even anything to do with the dealership? It could have been some drunk idiot. Maybe they were not even at the wheel. That could be why we didn’t see anyone.” He laughed as he flipped on the lights. “And why was the sports car so erratic? Only some drunk person fighting for control would drive like that.”
Sasha shivered. “Ughh. Is it hot in here?” She pulled at her dress. “Huhhh.”
“Hot? Sasha, it is like fucking forty degrees. I told you not to wear that dress.”
“And I told you we are going to the clubs. It isn’t my fault you don’t know what fun means.” She moaned. “Seriously, I feel like I am burning up. Turn the air conditioning on!”
“No. I don’t want to freeze.”
She twisted around and grabbed him. “Turn it on before I—”
“Holy crap, your skin is on fucking fire!” He pushed her away, waving his hands about.
“Are you sick or something?”
“I don’t know. I need water. . .” She shook her head. “No oil.
I need oil!”
“What?” Jeffery arched an eyebrow. “Are you listening to yourself right now?”
She grabbed him by the collar of his jacket. “Don’t you dare argue with me?
Now go outside and get me some!” She moaned. “I. . . I. . .” Sasha suddenly let out an ear-piercing honk, causing Jeffery to cover his ears.
“What the fucking hell was that?”
Sasha blinked her eyes. “I don’t know. I don’t know where that came from.” She took a deep breath as she looked at Jeffery. “What is happening to me?”
He took a step back. “I don’t know. But this is getting weird. I. . .” His eyes widened. “Ummm.”
“What? What are you staring at.” He pointed at her chest. “Huh?” She looked down only to gasp. “Ahhhhhh! My dress. It’s. . . fucking ruined.” She grabbed her boobs, feeling how big and hard they were. “Advert your eyes at once!” She moaned as her boobs rubbed together, slowly stretching out the fabric of her dress. “I won’t have your perverted eyes glaring at me in a time like this!” She snorted. “Why are you still staring at me!”
“Your hands. . .”
“What about my hands?” She waved them about as they turned hard and black. “You know, Jeffery, I think you should just. . .” She moaned. “Ughhhhh.”
He moved to catch her as she fell, only to remember how hot she was, letting her fall onto the ground with a massive thud. “Fuck.” He waved his hands about. “Your skin feels like searing hot metal.”
Sasha panted on the ground. “Jeffery?” She looked at her right hand. “What the hell is this?”
“You need to be more specific. Holy crap!” He took a few steps back. “You have fucking tires for hands!”
She slammed her wheels on the ground. “I can see that. Do something!”
“Every time I touch you, I get burned. “What do you want me to do?”
Her clothing started to stretch, the fabric easily tearing as it seemed to burn off her body. “Go find the woman who runs the place and demand her to stop this! She has to know something.”
“I don’t think the two are related.” He began to move towards the door. “I can go look for her, though.”
Sasha arched an eyebrow. “Wait.” Her ass ripped through her pants. “You are going to try and leave me, aren’t you?”
“What?” He gulped. “Noooooo.”
Her feet ripped through her shoes as they morphed into wheels. “You jerk.
I am. . .” She moaned as her boobs rubbed against the ground, growing by the second. “I am transforming into some weird. . .” She took long, deep breaths. “You can’t leave me!”
Jeffery waved his arms about. “Hey, it isn’t anything personal, babe. But this is just way too weird. I draw the line at lady turns into Sadan.”
She slammed her front left wheel down. “That isn’t the kind of car I would turn into, you creep!” She snorted, hot air expelling out of her nostrils. “Don’t you dare take another step towards that door!”
“Or what?”
A long, shinny tail pipe slid out of her ass. “Or I will run you down.” Smoke puffed out of her rear end. “Don’t tempt me.”
“Now, babe.” He laughed as he watched her grow, her ass ballooning out as her torso morphed into a sleek sports care frame. “Don’t get anything into that weird brain of yours.” He laughed.
“We never went to the club like I wanted.” She took a deep breath, feeling her body rest comfortably over her wheels. Her ass hardened, forming her truck. Her chest became the frame of her vehicle while her boobs became her sexy interior, becoming her seats and dash. Her back hardened into her roof. “Ughhh. . .” She took a deep breath; her head slowly growing to try and match the rest of her body. “This is all your fault!”
“It isn’t.” Jeffery turned around and grabbed the door handle. “You are the one who got yourself turned into this car thing.”
“Liar!” Her engine roared. “You wanted to buy me a fucking car and look. I am the fucking car.” She moaned, her eyes flashing faster and faster. “Ohhhh goddddd. It does feelll so good, though.” She moved back and forth on her wheels. “Ohh.” Suddenly, her eyes became bright headlights, catching Jeffery dead on in their sights.
“Hey, now.” He turned around and waved at Sasha. “I just wanted to give you something nice. You said it yourself. This feels nice. No need to do anything rash. It is just a happy accident.”
Sasha’s engine revved as her face contorted even more, her teeth morphing into her bumper. Soon, her head smoothed out into a sleek blue hood, and her body rumbled before she honked at Jeffery, her lights flickering.
“Are we cool?” He gulped. “I don’t know if we are cool hun?”
She suddenly sped at him, her tires spinning so she spun ninety degrees, her driver’s door opening and a seat belt snaking out of her.
“Ahhhh!” Jeffery tried to run, but it was too late. Her seat belt coiled around him and yanked him inside, her door shutting and locking him in. “Let me out, Sasha. Look, I am sorry, okay.” He gulped as the seatbelt tightened around him. “I. . . I took you car shopping when you didn’t want to go. How can I make this up to you? Huh? Please don’t kill me.”
The radio came to life, her words speaking through it. “Why would I want to kill you? You are fun when you listen to me.” Jeffery let out a sigh of relief. “Besides, I like this. All of this raw power.” She revered her engine. “But you still need to pay for this.” She rolled back and forth on her wheels. “I got it. I will drive you out into the middle of the Morningstar Forest and leave you there. I think that will make us even.”
“What? But there are fucking deer and coyotes. You. . .”
“Oh, hush.” She knocked the door down and drove out onto the street. “You are lucky I am not driving you any further north where there are fucking wolves and bears. Stop acting like a baby.”
He looked out the window. “How the hell do you know how to drive?”
“I don’t know? Instinct?” She tightened the seatbelt around him. “Now shut up.
I am getting you back for this remember? Sit tight and stop talking. I want to see if I can turn on a radio station.”
“You are using it to talk.”
She moved the seat belt over his mouth. “I said shut up!” The music suddenly turned on. “Got it! Hmm, I don’t know what caused this, but this is kind of fun.” Sasha drove for about an hour and deep into the Morningstar Forest. Once she was sure she was deep enough, she ejected her annoying passenger. “Now, have a good night. I know I am.”
Jeffery dusted himself off. “Okay. Jokes over. Let me back in.” She shut her door. “Sasha? Babe?” She sped off. “Hey! Hey!” He sighed. “Fuck.” He looked around. “Next time a girl says I want to go to the club, I am going to fucking listen.”
***
“Penny? Hey, wake up!”
Penny rubbed her eyes as she sat up butt naked in a pool of oil. “What is going on?” She gasped. “Holy crap!”
Frank looked down at her with his arms crossed. “When you said you wanted to work nights I didn’t think this is what you had in mind. What kind of party did you throw last night, boss?”
“Party?” She rubbed her head. “I. . . I don’t remember?” She looked around. “Huh?”
She gasped. “What the hell happened to the dealership!” She stood up, not bothering to cover herself up. “It looks like someone drove a car through it!”
“You tell me! You were the one here.”
“I. . .” She gulped. “Did I do that?” She shook her head. “No. I distinctly remember transforming outside and driving away. What the hell happened?”
Penny realized Frank was staring at her. “Umm, I will give you a raise if you don’t talk about this and help me clean up. And give me a fresh pair of clothing.”
He sighed. “I am good with that.”
Pennny gulped as he walked away. “I thought I would avoid stuff like this by working nights. What have I done?”
