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DEADLOCK Podcast #271 (Video)

🕑 Added 2024-11-04 14:59:42 +0000 UTC

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My wife left me because I refused to answer to anything other than Bobby Eaton Da Pussy

I live an hour from Mobile, AL. There ain't shit there.

I told Doctor Hall My Butt Hurt. He Told Me To Bend Down, Stuck His Finger In My Asscunt, and said “You Got A Wart”.

You guys are going to have to do a Watch This for Boss Man Vs. Jim Duggan IWA Japan. Duggan comes to the ring like only he can, but with what appears to be a hot young lady holding old glory. At least that’s what the fuzzy standard def footage shows. They go through the introductions, and the camera takes a sneak peek at the lady. I swear to god this lady(Who I am assuming is his wife) looks like Linda McMahon with huge cans. And the announcers have an absolute laugh at how much of a butterface she is. It’s like listening to a Deadlock episode with the way they crack.

Malek Douglas

Didn’t know how to put it into words but yeah, once you interrupt a move in DoR you feel weird when you play a game after that and you can’t interrupt a move lol. I don’t think I appreciated DoR when it first came out

Headlock Master

This was a great one boys! You boys are the goats

Hibernating AKA sleeping The Long Way

The Big Gold One would never

Mitch “the Shlong” Long

I am mentally scarred after that Rico match

Steele Lukas

Even if it was a crazy match/segment. I just wanna say…bless Dawn Marie coz..wow 😍

donate to my gofundme to buy DPW a six sided ring

imagine a wrestling show where every wrestler is bald

Two-Tone MoonStone

This whole era is a fever dream. It feels like an old SvR06’ GM mode save.

Two-Tone MoonStone

We’re. Takin’. Over.

I saw Powerman 5000 live and almost got 3-Dd

ah yea man

Richard The Peter Johnson

>famous actor michael penis oh no, cum town fans are invading DPW

Tickling the tip of Johnny's corn cob with a Nintendo DS Stylus

I can’t believe I waited an entire year to change my name from “Tickling Johnny’s frenulum” to this. Worth it.

angrybassandy

Everyone says bass the fish when it's supposed to be bass the instrument

Kevin Steen Steals Plates

Chromakopia reference in the Patreon shoutouts made me smile.

DEADLOCK

It is up!

I asked Chat GPT to give me 10 suggestions for names I can use to sign up for the Deadlock Patreon. ChatGPT said, Sure, here a

Pls upload to Spotify!! 🙏🏽🙏🏽

TheDman0310 actually is here to fuck spiders, mate

Nah, Dracula don’t suck. Dracula SCRAPE and LICK. SCRAPE. And LICK.

Kobold

As a kid I was hoping Heidenriech would jump off the fist and ragdoll on the floor Smackdown Shut Your Mouth style

Blackheart

No girl I can't attend your mother's funeral. I need to watch the latest deadlock episode. James is mewing on it. Im sucking on it like my name is blaccula