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more RPG silliness

🕑 Added 2022-07-02 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
more RPG silliness

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Faxmachinen

Ha. Wouldn't mind hearing about your exploits. One time I was hypnotized by dryads into wanting to sex them until I died from exhaustion. A party member came to the rescue, so naturally I wrestled myself free of their grip and ran back to the dryads. Did I mention I was the barbarian of the group? Some swearing may have ensued (grappling is a strength-based ability). I made up for it later by cleaving an orc-wizard clean in half after he tried to kill us all in our sleep and then impaled me to the floor with a spear. Turns out barbarians also get a lot of hit points.


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